Piers

more like noobtality

shooty shoot

honestly just bring back piers what is this crap topic
 
zu mains? u kidding me guys??? wtf u betray pures? no honour

honestly just bring back piers what is this crap topic
 
zu mains? u kidding me guys??? wtf u betray pures? no honour

Well done on the pull and strong hold in the clusters Terror

Zerg Unit visits the Wilderness, twice.
I have to give a massive shoutout to the newly opened Exiled Forces. Without you our weekend would've been shit, thank you for the fights -- and respect for fighting down opts a couple of times.
Saturday, 13th June - Zerg Unit vs Exiled Forces
While Astro and Terror fought their retarded rivalry with every account bar their actual pures (genuinely, your snipe teams, mains, and tanks are fucking disgusting) we got back to some good old, wholesome pure-on-pure action with Exiled Forces.
 
Sunday, 14th June - Deja Vu, basically the same as Saturday.
Alright, so as Astro and Terror fought their retarded rivalry with every account bar their actual pures (genuinely, your snipe teams, mains, and tanks are fucking disgusting) we got back to some good old, wholesome pure-on-pure action with Exiled Forces. Again. Except this time instead of fighting 5x on Corp Hill we sniped Terror and Astro outside Chaos Altar before chasing Exiled Forces to Single.
Then we took a wander over to Sperm Hill where Exiled Force rushed us down 6. Fair play lads, we respect that. You've got fucking balls. Unfortunately we made quick work of them, and went onto our next fight with (you guessed it) Exiled Forces! Wow.
This time we rushed them inside Chaos Altar. Bit of a slaughter, but again: props to Exiled Forces for valuing action over outcome.
Ended the night by sniping anything and everyone in Astro and Terror's pathetic ditch fight north of Varrock. Guys, your rivalry is actual cancer. Just drop your stupid teams and mains, come back down to your 50 pulls and fight us. Avoiders.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’
Get a team-32 cape.
 

Zerg Unit visits the Wilderness, twice.
I have to give a massive shoutout to the newly opened Exiled Forces. Without you our weekend would've been shit, thank you for the fights -- and respect for fighting down opts a couple of times.
Saturday, 13th June - Zerg Unit vs Exiled Forces
While Astro and Terror fought their retarded rivalry with every account bar their actual pures (genuinely, your snipe teams, mains, and tanks are fucking disgusting) we got back to some good old, wholesome pure-on-pure action with Exiled Forces.
 
Sunday, 14th June - Deja Vu, basically the same as Saturday.
Alright, so as Astro and Terror fought their retarded rivalry with every account bar their actual pures (genuinely, your snipe teams, mains, and tanks are fucking disgusting) we got back to some good old, wholesome pure-on-pure action with Exiled Forces. Again. Except this time instead of fighting 5x on Corp Hill we sniped Terror and Astro outside Chaos Altar before chasing Exiled Forces to Single.
Then we took a wander over to Sperm Hill where Exiled Force rushed us down 6. Fair play lads, we respect that. You've got fucking balls. Unfortunately we made quick work of them, and went onto our next fight with (you guessed it) Exiled Forces! Wow.
This time we rushed them inside Chaos Altar. Bit of a slaughter, but again: props to Exiled Forces for valuing action over outcome.
Ended the night by sniping anything and everyone in Astro and Terror's pathetic ditch fight north of Varrock. Guys, your rivalry is actual cancer. Just drop your stupid teams and mains, come back down to your 50 pulls and fight us. Avoiders.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’
Get a team-32 cape.
 

Zerg Unit visits the Wilderness, twice.
I have to give a massive shoutout to the newly opened Exiled Forces. Without you our weekend would've been shit, thank you for the fights -- and respect for fighting down opts a couple of times.
Saturday, 13th June - Zerg Unit vs Exiled Forces
While Astro and Terror fought their retarded rivalry with every account bar their actual pures (genuinely, your snipe teams, mains, and tanks are fucking disgusting) we got back to some good old, wholesome pure-on-pure action with Exiled Forces.
 
Sunday, 14th June - Deja Vu, basically the same as Saturday.
Alright, so as Astro and Terror fought their retarded rivalry with every account bar their actual pures (genuinely, your snipe teams, mains, and tanks are fucking disgusting) we got back to some good old, wholesome pure-on-pure action with Exiled Forces. Again. Except this time instead of fighting 5x on Corp Hill we sniped Terror and Astro outside Chaos Altar before chasing Exiled Forces to Single.
Then we took a wander over to Sperm Hill where Exiled Force rushed us down 6. Fair play lads, we respect that. You've got fucking balls. Unfortunately we made quick work of them, and went onto our next fight with (you guessed it) Exiled Forces! Wow.
This time we rushed them inside Chaos Altar. Bit of a slaughter, but again: props to Exiled Forces for valuing action over outcome.
Ended the night by sniping anything and everyone in Astro and Terror's pathetic ditch fight north of Varrock. Guys, your rivalry is actual cancer. Just drop your stupid teams and mains, come back down to your 50 pulls and fight us. Avoiders.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’
Get a team-32 cape.
 

Zerg Unit visits the Wilderness, twice.
I have to give a massive shoutout to the newly opened Exiled Forces. Without you our weekend would've been shit, thank you for the fights -- and respect for fighting down opts a couple of times.
Saturday, 13th June - Zerg Unit vs Exiled Forces
While Astro and Terror fought their retarded rivalry with every account bar their actual pures (genuinely, your snipe teams, mains, and tanks are fucking disgusting) we got back to some good old, wholesome pure-on-pure action with Exiled Forces.
 
Sunday, 14th June - Deja Vu, basically the same as Saturday.
Alright, so as Astro and Terror fought their retarded rivalry with every account bar their actual pures (genuinely, your snipe teams, mains, and tanks are fucking disgusting) we got back to some good old, wholesome pure-on-pure action with Exiled Forces. Again. Except this time instead of fighting 5x on Corp Hill we sniped Terror and Astro outside Chaos Altar before chasing Exiled Forces to Single.
Then we took a wander over to Sperm Hill where Exiled Force rushed us down 6. Fair play lads, we respect that. You've got fucking balls. Unfortunately we made quick work of them, and went onto our next fight with (you guessed it) Exiled Forces! Wow.
This time we rushed them inside Chaos Altar. Bit of a slaughter, but again: props to Exiled Forces for valuing action over outcome.
Ended the night by sniping anything and everyone in Astro and Terror's pathetic ditch fight north of Varrock. Guys, your rivalry is actual cancer. Just drop your stupid teams and mains, come back down to your 50 pulls and fight us. Avoiders.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’
Get a team-32 cape.
 

ty for the fights

ZERG UNIT STOCKS IN STONKING RISE AS BUYERS RUSH TO CAPITALISE ON UNMISSABLE OPPORTUNITY.
Best XLPC sees +10000% growth in stock price after slapping the fuck out of some clans down opts. READ ON IF YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY.
 
 
Watch 00:00 - 00:35 - Does your clan have a TeamSpeak as fun as ours? Probably not. That's why you should watch.
 
Highlights
Zerg Unit vs Envy
26 Zergs, down 6 against the 32 Envy bois, took to the trees west of Chaos Altar to dish out Snares, Scims, and Slaps. Despite the six man difference we held our own and brought the difference down to 2, ending with 20 Zergs to 22 Envy bois.
Zerg Unit vs Astro
Call us crazy, call us mad. Or call us what we are: fucking Billy Big Bollocks. We fought Astro down 11. Yes. Eleven. But who gives a fuck because we're all stuck indoors on a Saturday when we should be smashing straight 10/10 punani - we wanted action. Action exciting enough to make up for the lack of pussy sat on our faces.
We started with 31, Astro with 42. We ended with 24 after XL crashed the fight, with Astro having 29 capes on the counter.
Yeah we didn't win but we turned a deficient of 11 into 5 and if you can't see that quick math makes for an awesome fight fuck you.
Zerg Unit vs Astro, Terror, Envy Cluster
East of Corp Cave entrance there's a raised hill with some trees. In those trees Astro discovered what it means to have their tiny, pink, warty arseholes torn apart by the 12" kangaroo cock. We started with 30 Zergs to 32 Astros. Five minutes later there wasn't a team-6 cape in sight.
Then Terror appeared. And Envy. Oh hello, boys. You want some of this kangaroo cock too? Our pleasure.
The fight ebbed and flowed from Corp Hill to 18 ports to the weird hill between 18s and pond. We fought everywhere. We fucked everywhere. Unfortunately what we were fucking wasn't 10/10 blonde punani but snotty nosed virgins in blue and green capes. What a way to spend a Saturday. Wow.
Zerg Unit vs Terror, Astro, Envy., Rampage Cluster
Okay seriously, guys. Guys. Can we stop fighting at fucking level 5 wilderness? What are we? We're all adults here. We're all losing out on 10/10 punani (let's face it we'd all pull that top tier shit) by being sat indoors playing RuneScape. Can we at least make it fucking fun? Fighting at ditch isn't fun, it's fucking lame. Grow the fuck up and come fight us at GDZ.
Anyway, we rushed the blue cape clan at 13s. They ran away. We chased them. We cycled bows and binds for a while before getting bored and setting off to hit someone more interesting. Little did we know that everyone would run to fucking level 4. Fuck you. Genuinely. You're all so fucking boring.
Big thanks for the fights though.
Nobody took pictures so you've been blessed with a very rushed text wall during my lunch break. And no, before you ask, I am not banging 10/10 punani this Monday either. Shame. At least I'm not wasting my time in level 4 wilderness though.
 
Videos
 
 
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’
Get a team-32 cape.

Let’s talk about the last week. You’ve all, probably, been sat in your bedrooms. Maybe you’ve been working, maybe you’re doing fuck all, maybe you’re rampantly masturbating, maybe - hear me out - just maybe you’re doing something productive like learning a new skill.
I can tell you what Zerg Unit’s been doing: winning three preps before officially opening with a curb-stomping Wilderness arrival.
43 Zerglings strong, we set out from the Grand Exchange in full confidence. Our scouts knew everything and within fifteen minutes Zerg Unit was once again a Wilderness force.
We banked and regrouped ONCE in a trip that lasted over three hours.
Sustained only by the food, arrows, pots and resources we plundered from the dead corpses of fallen XLPC competitors, we dished out sweet dank murder from Wilderness levels 1-30 - because for some reason you losers refuse to go deeper than boneyard.
We were at the heart of every cluster; we fought every clan. Terror. Envy. Excel. Rampage. Astro. They all had a taste of the unbridled chaos that is Zerg Unit.
We’re back. And the scene is ours.
 
Highlight fights
Zerg Unit leashes Terror, Rampage, and Astro in Chaos Altar






 
Zerg Unit pummel Astro on 18s before backhanding Terror


Zerg Unit 2v1’s Envy and Terror



 
Zerg Unit walks their dog aka #1 Ditch Standers aka Terror






 
Want to join the next #1 XLPC? Of course you do.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’
Get a team-32 cape.
 

Let’s talk about the last week. You’ve all, probably, been sat in your bedrooms. Maybe you’ve been working, maybe you’re doing fuck all, maybe you’re rampantly masturbating, maybe - hear me out - just maybe you’re doing something productive like learning a new skill.
I can tell you what Zerg Unit’s been doing: winning three preps before officially opening with a curb-stomping Wilderness arrival.
43 Zerglings strong, we set out from the Grand Exchange in full confidence. Our scouts knew everything and within fifteen minutes Zerg Unit was once again a Wilderness force.
We banked and regrouped ONCE in a trip that lasted over three hours.
Sustained only by the food, arrows, pots and resources we plundered from the dead corpses of fallen XLPC competitors, we dished out sweet dank murder from Wilderness levels 1-30 - because for some reason you losers refuse to go deeper than boneyard.
We were at the heart of every cluster; we fought every clan. Terror. Envy. Excel. Rampage. Astro. They all had a taste of the unbridled chaos that is Zerg Unit.
We’re back. And the scene is ours.
 
Highlight fights
Zerg Unit leashes Terror, Rampage, and Astro in Chaos Altar






 
Zerg Unit pummel Astro on 18s before backhanding Terror


Zerg Unit 2v1’s Envy and Terror



 
Zerg Unit walks their dog aka #1 Ditch Standers aka Terror






 
Want to join the next #1 XLPC? Of course you do.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’
Get a team-32 cape.
 

Agreed bro. I took the day off but I'll be back x

Panda bois looking strong, love the topic!

Word. Can't wait for a good RP vs ZU scrap.

Looked like a wicked event. Can't wait till ZU is in this mix.

Zerg Unit vs Excel
3 - 0
Big fat kekecocks laying down the slaps.
Round 1 - Attacking, Classic
26 / 26
15 / 0
Round 2 - Defending, Classic
25 / 25
20 / 0
Round 3 - F50 PKRI Plateau
50 / 40
Do you want to join the next big thing in XLPC? The next number one? Course you do.
Pop by our Discord and say hi: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
 

Zerg Unit vs Excel
3 - 0
Big fat kekecocks laying down the slaps.
Round 1 - Attacking, Classic
26 / 26
15 / 0
Round 2 - Defending, Classic
25 / 25
20 / 0
Round 3 - F50 PKRI Plateau
50 / 40
Do you want to join the next big thing in XLPC? The next number one? Course you do.
Pop by our Discord and say hi: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
 

Zerg Unit vs Excel
3 - 0
Big fat kekecocks laying down the slaps.
Round 1 - Attacking, Classic
26 / 26
15 / 0
Round 2 - Defending, Classic
25 / 25
20 / 0
Round 3 - F50 PKRI Plateau
50 / 40
Do you want to join the next big thing in XLPC? The next number one? Course you do.
Pop by our Discord and say hi: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
 

Zerg Unit vs Excel
3 - 0
Big fat kekecocks laying down the slaps.
Round 1 - Attacking, Classic
26 / 26
15 / 0
Round 2 - Defending, Classic
25 / 25
20 / 0
Round 3 - F50 PKRI Plateau
50 / 40
Do you want to join the next big thing in XLPC? The next number one? Course you do.
Pop by our Discord and say hi: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
 

Zerg Unit vs Excel
3 - 0
Big fat kekecocks laying down the slaps.
Round 1 - Attacking, Classic
26 / 26
15 / 0
Round 2 - Defending, Classic
25 / 25
20 / 0
Round 3 - F50 PKRI Plateau
50 / 40
Do you want to join the next big thing in XLPC? The next number one? Course you do.
Pop by our Discord and say hi: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
 

Zerg Unit vs Excel
3 - 0
Big fat kekecocks laying down the slaps.
Round 1 - Attacking, Classic
26 / 26
15 / 0
Round 2 - Defending, Classic
25 / 25
20 / 0
Round 3 - F50 PKRI Plateau
50 / 40
Do you want to join the next big thing in XLPC? The next number one? Course you do.
Pop by our Discord and say hi: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
 

April 2014. A crew of bogans and a Brit made a clan with the worst name pure clanning has ever seen. What should’ve been a joke turned into one of 2014-2015’s standout clans, claiming and holding number one matched opts for over half a year.
July 2015. After revitalising the lower, mid, and high level pure clan scenes our leaders got tired, they had real lives to lead. Our members didn’t have the direction they needed. We closed. Zerg Unit drifted into memory; but remained in hearts.
Now, five years on, besieged by a global pandemic after some wank ate a bat in a Chinese backwater, holed up in our bedrooms as if it were 2014 again, we’re back. We’re xlpc. It’s happening.
Same leaders. Same core. Same Zerg Unit.
Forty Zerglings attended our prep versus Astro last night - our first event in five years. More will be coming to the next; and you could too.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’
Get a team-32 cape.
And be ready to do what Zerg Unit does best: save the scene, with style.
#ZU2020.
Reqs: 70- combat.
 
 

April 2014. A crew of bogans and a Brit made a clan with the worst name pure clanning has ever seen. What should’ve been a joke turned into one of 2014-2015’s standout clans, claiming and holding number one matched opts for over half a year.
July 2015. After revitalising the lower, mid, and high level pure clan scenes our leaders got tired, they had real lives to lead. Our members didn’t have the direction they needed. We closed. Zerg Unit drifted into memory; but remained in hearts.
Now, five years on, besieged by a global pandemic after some wank ate a bat in a Chinese backwater, holed up in our bedrooms as if it were 2014 again, we’re back. We’re xlpc. It’s happening.
Same leaders. Same core. Same Zerg Unit.
Forty Zerglings attended our prep versus Astro last night - our first event in five years. More will be coming to the next; and you could too.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’
Get a team-32 cape.
And be ready to do what Zerg Unit does best: save the scene, with style.
#ZU2020.
Reqs: 70- combat.