Zed_

you are clueless and broccolied 
 
its only been a month and we have people crying already.

Hey SharkBrewers
 
Your favorite and most non bias news reporter here!
 
 As many of you might know TLP and SV had a prep set on the 7th of January, This prep could be the end of TLP if they lost it. So as expected @@Braden provided some Nh sharkbrew methods thinking SharkNews won't find out and secure the victory for TLP. Good try, but once again we found out the truth! Just like the fake awards. Â¯\_(ツ)_/
 
@@Braden has paid @sudo to keep his mouth shut after sudo talked to much about the EoP - Fi fullout. ( Â»Sun/02:36:58« (sudo_) sorry for randomly ddosing ur teamspeak ).
 
2 Hours before the prep Sovereign's border patrol has kicked out 18 illegal mains that most likely come from TLP  (  ) and gave them a quick trip back to clan-wars where they could wait 2 hours before entering death row. TLP was shaking at this point and desperately hopping the border over and over and fighting with their last item, since they lost all their returns to TLP. After 2 hours of being punished they realised there was no escaping and death row was around the corner, so they called [RoT-Intro]Sudo and he ended up providing a 3rd party DOS attack on SV's teamspeak server.
After this there was a miss communication if the prep was still on or not due several ranks of SV not being able to communicate, TLP was to afraid for the brave SV warriors that did show up even with the risk that their server will go offline again. 
()
 
To wrap it up, @Sudo got punished by the local corps chef @razza and @@Father Justin banned the last immigrants out of the wildy but had to delay death row for another week since their communication service was under attack. Really sad to hear that TLP has resulted to this type of attacks, but its expected since none of their ingame attacks have worked out.
 
Last but not least other police stations have given their thoughts on what happend and we like to share their replies with you:
 
"The main reason we don't prep TLP atm is because we don't wan't to change our IP for the 20th time." ~2-18 Rival clan
"Rofl this is why we want to use sharkbrew @@Braden" ~ Couck
"No matter what they do, they can't avoid death row. The jury has spoken (Fi,SU,FoE,SV) and the sentence has been given." ~ Father Justin
"I swear they were already dead..." ~ Adhi
"Gotta confirm with callers before talking bad about our allies" ~ Thimaah   Its quite said that TLP is on the point that they need 30 defence, propaganda, fake awards, bias SB moderators and now [RoT-Intro]Sudo to provide 3rd party attacks for them. But we got news from @@Tripluh that SV has switched their communication line and currently is on a 24/7 border patrol and most likely will raid TLP this weekend to end them.   We have send a report to the FBI ( @@slushpuppy ) but he's currently being black mailed by @@BarrageKyle with the following threat: "We are TLP, we are SharkBrew. Don't you dare to investigate this or we will stop using your site and let it die."   And as last, we like to give a big shoutout to @@tesco for stepping it up with the topics to keep TLP alive but we at SharkNews are quit confident you need bigger arms than this to get ranked. Even in tlp haha! (╯°□°）╯︵ â”»â”â”»

ROFLLLLLLLL 

And?
 
want to get ddosed u lil chink

The 1 and only award should be "which clan has the most sb members"

Hey SharkBrewers!
 
I know we have been inactive lately but we are back with one the most shocking news ever.
 
As you might know I'm working for the company sharkbrew, I was very proud being their most non bias news reporter and I was honored to get this job!
But lately i'm more and more ashamed of what it has become. We use to be one of the most strict websites in terms of propaganda and trolling.
Whatever was posted on the brew was the truth and nothing but the truth. But reasonly bias moderators like @@Braden have used their powers to promote their clan.
We let it slight and ignored it and continued to post the truth and we were under protection from gettting banned by you amazing readers.
 
But it has hit the point that the propaganda,corruption and the bias moderators from TLP have hit an all time low. Our insider in the sharkbrew staff has confirmed that TLP has faked the yearly sharkbrew awards votes in hope to revive their clan and make them look good. Since we all know TLP is on their last breath before closing for the 9TH time.
 
We decided to contact @@Suddenly and he had the following to say:
 
''I got a list send by @@slushpuppy, but the next day @@Braden Pmed me on IRC saying the awards were wrong and that TLP has won all of them. Out of my own perspective I knew this was a lie and trolled him and charged him 40m to re-do. He actually agreed saying it was cheaper than a wildy pass" ~Suddenly
 
We were not done yet and asked suddenly what happend to the original awards:
 
"Since you're the only non bias news-reporter I will give you them for free to expose TLP and braden" ~Suddenly
 
We also asked @@Thimaah what happend to EoP's awards:
 
"Gotta confirm with callers before talking about closing" ~Thimaah
 
 
Here are the original awards presented by nobody less than SharkNews:
 
Best F2P Clan:
 
 
Most Consistent:
 
 
Best Leadership:
 
 
Best Community:
Best Banter:
Most Intense Clan Rivarly of 2015:
Most Bias:
    We thank you as the community for helping us expose these clans, its a real shame that even things like these are being corrupted within this community. SharkNews hopes you enjoy the original awards with the original voting results.   mfw TLP mods thinks we off.       Last but not least we spoke to @@Father Justin and he said TLP will be punished by staying banned.

Clan(s):Severance

he spends 150$ on rsgp and loses it all and than rage quits and gives almost the double he took of @@Maxx back to him.
 
Trust he's going to quit LOL btw he was in fact crying.

Reject

Reject

Yh man he would join after everybody there flamed him including your 2faced indian mind.

@@Braden Mad

massacre closed because xlpcs are irrelevant and no1 gives a fuck mate

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Welcome to sharknews,
 
Today we have a special item for you, lets get straight into the news!
 
 
 
TLP's leader hanuman has officialy been missing for over 4 days, is this because SV ended their pk trip? Is he not able to handle the back to back rivarly loss to FoE and SV?
All we know is that @@BarrageKyle is still trying to back his clan up even after every devastating loss or humiliating defeat. Lets hope for TLP they can pull everything together before barragekyle gets leader. Afterall they are still leading in the highest closing rate.
 
In other news, #farmers? A Main clan that was originally created on a private server by former and current TLP members to rag clans when they weren't able to compete. Are they re-opening farmers again as a desperate attempt to fight JaJa? Is EoP going to be involved with #Farmers?
 
  You tell me!
 
And did SV really get acces to EoP/TLP's leaderboards. We found this today on their forums!
 


 
@@BarrageKyle could you explain this to us? It seems like you're losing even when there are no weekend trips.
 
 
And last but not least, some positive news, @@Father Justin has returned to SV with 24/7 border patrol. He has currently refused several TLP members to hop the ditch and killed over 50+ of them who still tried to enter the forbidden area. Oh wait, this is still negative for TLP. Godbless if you're in TLP must suck.
 
 
 
 
 
We will be back when SV make the leaderboards public or when when there is more information about TLP's lost leader hanuman.

your leaderboards are justin beiber.

biggest bang since 2k12

biggest bang since 2k12

biggest bang since 2k12

Looked boring, gratz on killing 4 randoms and claiming it was 3 clans.

Looked boring, gratz on killing 4 randoms and claiming it was 3 clans.

Quite confident that SV didn't do a midweek trip today and that was clearly not Jaja.
 
TLP and their endless propaganda ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Looked boring, gratz on killing 4 randoms and claiming it was 3 clans.

Disgrace to banter, should of saved you the humilation and posted it on one of your sithlord accounts.

Disgrace to banter, should of saved you the humilation and posted it on one of your sithlord accounts.