Mahabali Shera

Hello SharkBrew,
 
I made this forums account because I noticed Justin browsing the SharkBrew website instead of paying attention to yesterday's lecture. I want to let you know that Justin is struggling to maintain a C average in my class. I believe the reason is because he is playing way too many video games and not studying my text book. Please I beg of you, if you care about Justin's future you will try and speak to him about increasing his effort level in school and decreasing his time spent playing video games.
 
If you will, please send me a private message on SharkBrew if you see Justin playing video games and I will handle the rest. Anyone who helps me help Justin will be rewarded greatly for their efforts. I will give you the finest Bangladeshi females money can buy and I will give you enough taka (Bangladesh currency) to have one heck of a night on the town. Not to mention I make very good Bangladeshi breakfast, which will help you recover from the wild night.
 
I thank you in advance,
 
Justin's Professor

Whilst EoP was raping clans in 2006, SV ranks were playing pokemon in their nappies.
Fi's leaders are ex-ascent and rd elite members.
This 'Father Justin' guy was in EOP for 5 years. (took him 5 years to get warlord)
 
We are EoP it's been 10 years and we're still dominant, what makes Fi and SV think their newbundle of twigs rank teams and members can stop us?
 
Are you tired of being in a brown sticky stuff clan with no community? Do you want to experience nonstop banter and be in a clan with people who lift and go clubbing?
 
PM me on forums to leak or [EoP]Leech on irc

LIL NICK ERA L0L0L0L

Tlp+Eop
 
Vs
 
Sv+fo+fi (3 so they can pull)

why did u counter declare..? u just accepted the rules and said gl but ye we have a prep thursday at those times. so tuesday work? btw WHATS A MARCH 3ND?

looks like eop pissed on your clan
 
 
1. gold hats , green capes

 
 
2. forums

topics like this is why I asked @@slushpuppy to implement a 'justin beiber' button on posts...

4-0 (not including the 2 hour lobby trip of fi)
 
 

Hi all, for those who are new (or perhaps just dont pay attention to low tier clans) my name is Chris and I am an ex-fatality leader.

As you may have seen yesterday, my good pal Richard made a post here expressing his desire to join a new clan, and I will be following suit.

Back when I used to lead fatality fearlessly into battle, we were a force to be reckoned with. After returning to RS after my failed xbox twitch.tv streaming attempt, I was startled at how terrible fatality had become? Don't get me wrong, the community was still full of awkward virgins, but our already weak warring record had managed to become even more tragic.

We haven't beaten TLP in clanwars for 259 days, 19 hours, 13 minutes and 15 seconds?

Yesterday we got 3-0d by an LPC??

WE LOST A PAY TO PLAY FULLOUT TO EOP??????

Anyways, I would not consider myself a glory hunter, but I am looking for a clan that has at least a small glimmer of hope and isn't trying to mimic a clan that has defeated them in the past.

Suggest away.

Hello men,
 
Do any of you have any runescape related regrets that you would like to share with the world?
 
As for me personally it would've been not having joined Frenzy in the summer of 2012 during their peak (june 27 - august 3), not having been apart of the most epic 15v15's in runescape history and not having the pleasure of listening to the greatest P2P mastermind of all-time Sikh aka @ defenitely is my #1 regret of all time
 
What are your regrets?

gratz eop

 

@@Halloween stop cry baby

Pulled 60 men with maintaining 50+ all trip.

Todays trip merely was a flashback to what we did to fatality 1 year ago, obilerate them in every way possible, and we did just that today.

No matter if they were in single or multi, we would be there and we would kill them all.

Just a quick shoutout to all the brave ex-fatality members who got banned today in attempt to weed out the EoP leak(s).

If you want some good lolz from this topic, i advice you to go to the last part so that not only we but you aswell can laugh at the mediocre we call fatality.

 

 

ps: HBD TLP

 



 



 

-Rebel-

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB7Y_vgxRdw

 

-Elver-

 



 

-Pixel-

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbNkn_UtNbA

 

-Rick-

 



 

 



 

 

EoP vs CP

EoP vs SUP

 

 

Started our trip with hitting fatality in single just right outside of bandit camp, they instantly ran away and got a world-hop as we moved on to hitting CP in single.
 
Rushed CP in single and fought them there for approx 3 minutes until moving it to multi.
The fight occured inside of bandit camp, it went back and forth for 3 minutes until Supremacy crashed from the south, as it turned into a cluster it was soon hit by TLP who had 120.
We moved south of them, got a fallin and walked down.
 
Spoiler for pictures:


 


 

 

EoP vs FO

EoP vs FI

 

We then moved on to killing FO, who defended east of corp, as we rushed they instantly dropped 5 people, and before we knew it they moved it to single, attempting to snipe us with their remaining 20.

With FO in single we got a fallin and moved north, knowing fatality were about to rush.
As fatality rushed, FO slowly got out of single and started working their way towards the fight, positioning themselves west of eop to avoid hitting fatality.
We took our capes off and moved north east of the hill to avoid being 2v1'd, disregarding the capes being off FO still kept on sniping us, so we moved towards graves, laughing at their hilarious attempt to 2v1 us.
 
Spoiler for pictures:


 



 

EoP vs FI

 

Found fatality in singles doing nothing, we couldn't help but rush them and kill every remaining reject that didn't logout intime

 

 

 
 



 

 

EoP vs FI

 

Our intel told us that fatality were involved in a cluster with Supremacy and Redemption at 26 hill, as we rushed both supremacy and redemption pulled to single but our good pals over at fatality thought it were smarter to move northwest in the trees and remain in multi.

We simply followed Fi who tried to fight back which resulted in them being fully cleared off the map within 30 seconds

Props for trying though.

 

Spoiler for pictures:


 



 

EoP vs FO

EoP vs Fi

 

With fatality and FO fighting near the single line, we couldn't help but pay them a visit, as we rushed Fi instantly went to single, so we stayed on them and dropped as many as we could before they moved it back to multi, where FO would be their bodyguard.

 

Us being the far superior and smarter clan, we remained in single and sniped both Fi and FO from single to multi, soon after TLP would rush and walk fatality down south, us being left with FO who attempted to logout in single with us sitting on them with scims, unfortunately for them half didnt make it into the lobby.

 

Spoiler for pictures:

 


 

 



 

EoP vs FI+Sup(in fatality teamcapes)

Now this was bound to be the fight of the day, however was brought to an early end by fatality who didn't want to try and outlast us at gdz.

 

We rushed fatality who were fighting Supremacy north of the black knights, knowing that Sup brought fatality capes with them incase for crashers, we were in for one hell of a challenge.

Whilst continuesly fighting down 20 people we slowly moved the fight towards gap and then to GDZ, as we hit GDZ with still 40 remaining EoP against the 73 fatality+Supremacy, we were once again ready to be tested in a returnfight, however things turned out differently.

 

Instead of fighting us at GDZ, fatality and Supremacy, who once again had 73 to our 40, decided it was smarter to move south to gap and call a logout.

We instantly followed them and killed the remaining 20 or so stragglers who were too slow to logout intime.

 

tl;dr : first picture in the spoiler, simply look at the spams ingame and in the chat.

 

Spoiler for pictures:


 



 

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Was watching fi's trip the whole time on teamviewer and I had to constantly keep refreshing it because I couldn't tell if it was frozen on the lobby screen :/

fatality, oh fatality.....

 

When will u learn...

 

to start off this topic, i will say all these pictures are from pub boards.

 

enjoy the slump of fatality in 1 month.

 

 

To start off this beautiful topic, this is [Fi] lil nicky teaming with sv becuz he's sick of his 40 man pulls...



 

picture #2 describes fatalitys pull 

 

10th January 2016 ;

 

75 pull, nice.

 



 

 

following week they hit another 75 man pull!!!!!!

 



 

 

 

here becomes the slump that Redemption & Eruption of Pures put you in.

 

Gratz RD 

 

Gratz EoP

 

Jan 24th l0l

 

75>55



 

Jan 31st

 

 

getting pulls back up, time to fix that.



 

 

Slump again and again and again.

 

06 Feb

 



 

 

 

 

w8 till u see this one LOLOLOLOL

 

I actually cried laughing at this picture.

 

 

60>45 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

 

Yikes fatality.

btw, trying to frame a "foe" member? Foe will always be better than you fatality, 82-0, never forget.

 

 

The next day, 07 Feb (45 man pull l0l)



 

 

Next week they're gorillas!!!

 

50 man pull, ended with 39 LOL

 

Just curious what happened to that 75+ man pull?????

 

14 Feb



 

 

Valentines sunday p2p trip

 

50 man pull, ended with 42 ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

Next day



 

 

Do the pure community a favor and just close.

 

No clan likes you, not even Foe.

 


 

 

 

Gratz RD

 

Gratz EoP

I came back home today after a long day of treating patients at my office (I'm a dentist) when I stumbled across multiple topics made by Sv members.  After initially thinking that these topics were posted for valid reasons, I used my deductive reasoning skills to determine the reason's for these topics being posted and have come to the following conclusions:
 
 
 
Conclusion 1: Sv are trying to regain momentum after being dicked by TLP the past two weekends (Sv won't prep TLP either because TLP has better quality and Sv can't bring mains to clan wars).
 
 
 
Conclusion 2: Sv ranks are trying to overcome their slump by posting hype topics to make their clan look better when in actuality Sv is slumping harder than Braden's tits (confirmed on stream).  When Sv first entered the hpc scene, they pulled over 100 people, now they pull 40's and are too scared to prep anyone (Sv has worse quality BY FAR).  It is rumored that Sv has still yet to win a prep in over 3 months (can someone confirm?).
 
 
 
Conclusion 3: Sv ranks are tired of losing so they sit on sharkbrew trying to win at something (they lose at pretty much everything) by getting as many replies to their topic as possible (confirmed by Sv Fudog, proof is here - http://www.sharkbrew.com/community/index.php?/topic/16649-fudogs-words-of-wisdom-how-to-get-on-the-most-active-replies/). Congrats Sv, at least you are good at something!
 
 
 
Conclusion 4: Sv ranks are trying to gain momentum after having a lot of instability in their rank structure when [sv]Babalanka stepped down for the 5th time after getting bullied by [EoP] clan (won a fullout this past year while Sv accomplished nothing).  In addition,  Tripluh has also decided to step down because of Sv's slump. Instead of persevering through Sv's hardship of getting dominated by TLP, he has decided to pursue his life long dream of dropping a mixtape with the help of [sv]Hittin.  He is tired of working at mcdonalds and wishes to make a change in his life (good for you buddy!).
 
 
These are my conclusions as to why Sv are posting so many topics on sharkbrew.  What do you guys think?
 
 
- Corruption,
Proud Elite Member of Corrupt Pures,
3.97 GPA (Cum Laude Honors),
Harvard University

http://tlp-rs.net/
#TLP
ts.tlp-rs.net
'TLP Public' cc
 
Today the mightiest clan there is, The Last Pures, massed up a strong ~90 god fearing bundle of twigsgots to kill sv and we did just that.
 
After embarrassing sv in a 1v1 at rdg that started 90vs110, we had a nice 3 hour return fight with sv at corp in hill in which we dominated down opts.
 


 
"TLP brings mains lmfao we are the victims" - SV

 

K2P's point of view

 
 
TLP vs SV
We heard sv had a lot today since they mass invited some brown sticky stuff lpc and had a solid fc filled with mains. We were excited, maybe they would finally be able to fight back.
 
We rushed them at rdg and instantly started destroying them. After a small battle sv started dragging towards gap. We pushed through gap and literally fist fucked them all the way down to dwarves where they were cleared.
 
TLP vs SV + mains + fi (you will regret that btw) + rd (you will also regret that)
We rushed sv at corp hill after they got a regroup and a fight commenced. Throughout the fight we were heavily outnumbered by not only their mains, but also the vast amount of butthurt members of clans we have killed in the past. Being TLP, the best f2p clan there is by far, we remained on corp hill fighting for several hours and dominating.
Eventually, we secured an AC for the mains sv were bringing and from there sv fell apart. SV ran into single like rats several times during the fight while TLP stood in multi the whole time. SV struggled to get more than 50 in game while TLP remained strong at 80+ and eventually TLP rushed sv in single one last time forcing them to log from the world and go rush an lpc fight.
 
After making SV go lpc once more, we walked down laughing at how easily broken and bitch made sovereign is.
 

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I don't see the whole thing about making fun of another guys irl, that's pretty fucking potato masher bro

r3v3nged prolly

edit opts in noob
 
 
was fun

1-22 better than 0-74

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcKWqVCdck
 
73-0
74-0
 
Te Amo would be turning over in his grave if he knew his clan lost a fullout to EOP lmfao

well it golike dis i kill sv and maker baba step down that 1 strike gone ez sv smoke die don now gone and tripluh hittin and beast say gtfo me rank we back etc that was ez koer sv...
 
then u gotter pisstalitywho i r break them so much i break ween slut gf that i fuck many time cause she a cauliflower horse slut big ol sukkas suk cocer lol and then i take lil nick and he beg 3 team to close into them to make fi r good but as u can seee fi r some pisser clan and r losering all fights to rd sup foe fi tlp sv they r die choker lol lil nicker r upset ASCENT piza and rd bruins r take leader before him lmao fi no trust his dumbass self he make fi go close close like he chose fight with tlp again...i break u 74-0 many breaks lol. thank
 
thank all for the kind word and reader
 
gratz eop

Official Clan Declaration

 

Name of your clan/tier(omit two):

 

The Last Pures, Tier 1 runescape pure clan and community

 

 

 

Name of clan you are declaring on:

 

sovereign, bottom tier pure clan/main clan mix

 

 

Attach screenshot of your clan's memberlist:

 

tlp-rs.net/ml

 

Attach screenshot of declared clan's memberlist

 

lmfao im not going on sv website

 

 

Fight server type(omit one): F2P

 

Minimum opt count:

 

 

35v35 (I'd go lower so you are guaranteed to meet it but this is the minimum allowed in this system)

 

Def cap:

 

1

 

 

Other rules:

 

counter declare any day at any time and we will show up