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  1. SharkNews | Runescape skull bug

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    Hey, its your non bias news reporter here!

     

    I got some bad news for the oldschool servers regarding a terrible bug that made TLP lose a 21 hour rag war vs Sovereign!

     

    @@Braden and @@BarrageKyle are not bias so they are totally right that TLP won the 21 hours rag war, so its 100% clear that its a bug.

     

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    We have tweeted Jagex about this issue, please be patient and wait till the bug is fixed!

     

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    Sincerely, 

     

    SharkNews!

  9. Quick SharkNews Update: Idependent Nations? EoP Closing? TLM lost again?

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    First off, huge shoutout to the United Nations of Sovereign for beating the Anti SV Alliance 1V5!

     

     

    Eruption Of Pures has officially closed his doors, @@Thimaah has confirmed with callers the merge with the caliphate of TLM.

    Congratulations Fatality and Corrupt Pures for closing them 3 times in less than a year period.

     

    The last independent Nations:

     

    Fatality - http://www.clan-fi.org

    Corrupt Pures http://www.cp-rs.com

    Final Ownage Elite http://www.foe-rs.com

    The United Nations of Sovereign http://www.sv-rs.org

     

     

    The Broken Caliphate:

     

    Doom

    Poison

    Supremacy

    The Last Mains

    Violent Resolution

    Eruption Of Pures (Now TLM)

     

     

     

    If you wish to be no longer apart of the broken caliphate you need to stand up and drop that team 27 cape, nobody wants to be apart of the losing team. 

     

     

    The Caliphate has lost once again today.

    @@Braden Oink oink.

  16. SharkNews returns - Islamic state of TLM (broken)

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    Hey fellow sharkbrewers, its your favorite non bias news reporter again.
     

     

     

    I wasn't able to report news for a while due certain bias moderators taking a way my freedom of speech and banning any sort of negativity towards the islamic state of TLM.
    It felt like the islamic state of TLM turned his focus onto propaganda instead of fighting for what they believe. Which is understandable because their believe is that they are a relevant pure clan,
    and they can't make this happen if they are banned from the wilderness by the united nations of Sovereign.
     

    the united nations of Sovereign have been aware that TLM has been trying to re-create a islamic caliphate after this disturbing image was caught by one of the spyware leaks within their organization

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    Now lets get right into the news of last nights Massacre. Sovereign's high advanced technology spyware has found a leak in the islamic caliphate of TLM. The united nations of Sovereign quickly dropped a massive bomb right on top of TLM's leader hanuman (viewer discrection is advised). 

     

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    After TLM's leader was down @ quickly called the flank attack to clean up the rest of the The Lost Terrorists who were completely suprised and went down quicker than @@Braden running laps and @@BarrageKyle 's haircut.

     

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    The second attack from the united nations of Sovereign on the caliphate was much worse than any person ever could imagine. One of the biggest disgrace you could give to the islamic state of TLM is giving them the big purple dick and making them scream oink oink. But due the fact @@Hanuman was enjoying it we realised we aren't dealing with religious people because god hates bundle of twigss.

    We have yet to found out why they are using the Islam as a way to recruit more brainwashed dropouts to spread their lies and hopes.

     

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    And ofcourse last but not least!

     

    After the united nations of Sovereign removed the Terrorists twice from the Wilderness they decided to pay them a visit at the wilderness ditch. Which resulted into TLM running to al-kharid in hope to use their guerrilla warfare tactic but The United Nations of Sovereign were to high of smoking grey hats that they weren't going to fall for some failed bomb attack of TLP.

     

    The Lost Terrorists now realising that Sovereign is to high from smoking them saw an opportunity to attack the FoE rebels who were down 15~!

    But The united nations of Sovereign heard about this attack and decided to help FoE out while being high asf, but the FoE rebels clearly practised their guerrilla warfare and somehow managed to beat TLM down ~15 before Sovereign's rag squad arrived. The Lost Terrorists tried to call Ancient Fury but their fighting style is to ancient to handle Sovereign and they got banned out aswell.

     

    Eruption of Corruption wanted to aid The Lost Terrorists after they publicly announced their support to the Islamic caliphate of TLM.

    But @@Thimaah forgot to confirm with callers and ended up having to go back to safe ground.

     

     

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    LIVE FOOTAGE (VIEWER DISCRECTION ADVISED)

     

     

     

     

    ~The Return of SharkNews

     

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  25. SharkNews: TLP hits SV's communication Service to avoid death row?

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    Hey SharkBrewers

     

    Your favorite and most non bias news reporter here!

     

     As many of you might know TLP and SV had a prep set on the 7th of January, This prep could be the end of TLP if they lost it. So as expected @@Braden provided some Nh sharkbrew methods thinking SharkNews won't find out and secure the victory for TLP. Good try, but once again we found out the truth! Just like the fake awards. Â¯\_(ツ)_/

     

    @@Braden has paid @sudo to keep his mouth shut after sudo talked to much about the EoP - Fi fullout. ( Â»Sun/02:36:58« (sudo_) sorry for randomly ddosing ur teamspeak ).

     

    2 Hours before the prep Sovereign's border patrol has kicked out 18 illegal mains that most likely come from TLP  ( 48cb9b9a49874984004e33c89a446bf1.png ) and gave them a quick trip back to clan-wars where they could wait 2 hours before entering death row. TLP was shaking at this point and desperately hopping the border over and over and fighting with their last item, since they lost all their returns to TLP. After 2 hours of being punished they realised there was no escaping and death row was around the corner, so they called [RoT-Intro]Sudo and he ended up providing a 3rd party DOS attack on SV's teamspeak server.

    After this there was a miss communication if the prep was still on or not due several ranks of SV not being able to communicate, TLP was to afraid for the brave SV warriors that did show up even with the risk that their server will go offline again. 

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    To wrap it up, @Sudo got punished by the local corps chef @razza and @@Father Justin banned the last immigrants out of the wildy but had to delay death row for another week since their communication service was under attack. Really sad to hear that TLP has resulted to this type of attacks, but its expected since none of their ingame attacks have worked out.

     

    Last but not least other police stations have given their thoughts on what happend and we like to share their replies with you:

     

    "The main reason we don't prep TLP atm is because we don't wan't to change our IP for the 20th time." ~2-18 Rival clan

    "Rofl this is why we want to use sharkbrew @@Braden" ~ Couck

    "No matter what they do, they can't avoid death row. The jury has spoken (Fi,SU,FoE,SV) and the sentence has been given." ~ Father Justin

    "I swear they were already dead..." ~ Adhi

    "Gotta confirm with callers before talking bad about our allies" ~ Thimaah
     
    Its quite said that TLP is on the point that they need 30 defence, propaganda, fake awards, bias SB moderators and now [RoT-Intro]Sudo to provide 3rd party attacks for them.
    But we got news from @@Tripluh that SV has switched their communication line and currently is on a 24/7 border patrol and most likely will raid TLP this weekend to end them.
     
    We have send a report to the FBI ( @@slushpuppy ) but he's currently being black mailed by @@BarrageKyle with the following threat:
    "We are TLP, we are SharkBrew. Don't you dare to investigate this or we will stop using your site and let it die."
     
    And as last, we like to give a big shoutout to @@tesco for stepping it up with the topics to keep TLP alive but we at SharkNews are quit confident you need bigger arms than this to get ranked. Even in tlp haha! (╯°□°）╯︵ â”»â”â”»
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