Gary

I just looked through the event aftermaths and majority of your prep opts were around 22-25~. In light of the fact that the announcement for the CWL was made a week late, I will close 1 eye and will temporarily allow 20v20+ preps for non HPC to be counted in the system till end of Jan. After end Jan, the rules will be enforced strictly, you must pull 25v25+ for your preps to count.
 
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFPSfYo6QkY
 
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L0000l Togo

Hey SharkBrewers
 
Your favorite and most non bias news reporter here!
 
 As many of you might know TLP and SV had a prep set on the 7th of January, This prep could be the end of TLP if they lost it. So as expected @@Braden provided some Nh sharkbrew methods thinking SharkNews won't find out and secure the victory for TLP. Good try, but once again we found out the truth! Just like the fake awards. Â¯\_(ツ)_/
 
@@Braden has paid @sudo to keep his mouth shut after sudo talked to much about the EoP - Fi fullout. ( Â»Sun/02:36:58« (sudo_) sorry for randomly ddosing ur teamspeak ).
 
2 Hours before the prep Sovereign's border patrol has kicked out 18 illegal mains that most likely come from TLP  (  ) and gave them a quick trip back to clan-wars where they could wait 2 hours before entering death row. TLP was shaking at this point and desperately hopping the border over and over and fighting with their last item, since they lost all their returns to TLP. After 2 hours of being punished they realised there was no escaping and death row was around the corner, so they called [RoT-Intro]Sudo and he ended up providing a 3rd party DOS attack on SV's teamspeak server.
After this there was a miss communication if the prep was still on or not due several ranks of SV not being able to communicate, TLP was to afraid for the brave SV warriors that did show up even with the risk that their server will go offline again. 
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To wrap it up, @Sudo got punished by the local corps chef @razza and @@Father Justin banned the last immigrants out of the wildy but had to delay death row for another week since their communication service was under attack. Really sad to hear that TLP has resulted to this type of attacks, but its expected since none of their ingame attacks have worked out.
 
Last but not least other police stations have given their thoughts on what happend and we like to share their replies with you:
 
"The main reason we don't prep TLP atm is because we don't wan't to change our IP for the 20th time." ~2-18 Rival clan
"Rofl this is why we want to use sharkbrew @@Braden" ~ Couck
"No matter what they do, they can't avoid death row. The jury has spoken (Fi,SU,FoE,SV) and the sentence has been given." ~ Father Justin
"I swear they were already dead..." ~ Adhi
"Gotta confirm with callers before talking bad about our allies" ~ Thimaah   Its quite said that TLP is on the point that they need 30 defence, propaganda, fake awards, bias SB moderators and now [RoT-Intro]Sudo to provide 3rd party attacks for them. But we got news from @@Tripluh that SV has switched their communication line and currently is on a 24/7 border patrol and most likely will raid TLP this weekend to end them.   We have send a report to the FBI ( @@slushpuppy ) but he's currently being black mailed by @@BarrageKyle with the following threat: "We are TLP, we are SharkBrew. Don't you dare to investigate this or we will stop using your site and let it die."   And as last, we like to give a big shoutout to @@tesco for stepping it up with the topics to keep TLP alive but we at SharkNews are quit confident you need bigger arms than this to get ranked. Even in tlp haha! (╯°□°）╯︵ â”»â”â”»

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Hey SharkBrewers!
 
I know we have been inactive lately but we are back with one the most shocking news ever.
 
As you might know I'm working for the company sharkbrew, I was very proud being their most non bias news reporter and I was honored to get this job!
But lately i'm more and more ashamed of what it has become. We use to be one of the most strict websites in terms of propaganda and trolling.
Whatever was posted on the brew was the truth and nothing but the truth. But reasonly bias moderators like @@Braden have used their powers to promote their clan.
We let it slight and ignored it and continued to post the truth and we were under protection from gettting banned by you amazing readers.
 
But it has hit the point that the propaganda,corruption and the bias moderators from TLP have hit an all time low. Our insider in the sharkbrew staff has confirmed that TLP has faked the yearly sharkbrew awards votes in hope to revive their clan and make them look good. Since we all know TLP is on their last breath before closing for the 9TH time.
 
We decided to contact @@Suddenly and he had the following to say:
 
''I got a list send by @@slushpuppy, but the next day @@Braden Pmed me on IRC saying the awards were wrong and that TLP has won all of them. Out of my own perspective I knew this was a lie and trolled him and charged him 40m to re-do. He actually agreed saying it was cheaper than a wildy pass" ~Suddenly
 
We were not done yet and asked suddenly what happend to the original awards:
 
"Since you're the only non bias news-reporter I will give you them for free to expose TLP and braden" ~Suddenly
 
We also asked @@Thimaah what happend to EoP's awards:
 
"Gotta confirm with callers before talking about closing" ~Thimaah
 
 
Here are the original awards presented by nobody less than SharkNews:
 
Best F2P Clan:
 
 
Most Consistent:
 
 
Best Leadership:
 
 
Best Community:
Best Banter:
Most Intense Clan Rivarly of 2015:
Most Bias:
    We thank you as the community for helping us expose these clans, its a real shame that even things like these are being corrupted within this community. SharkNews hopes you enjoy the original awards with the original voting results.   mfw TLP mods thinks we off.       Last but not least we spoke to @@Father Justin and he said TLP will be punished by staying banned.

From an unbiased snail, i saw cd fight doom at vents, then both clans moved to singles after envy crashed. Cd rehit envy down opts with no bank and bullied envy to singles, shortly after doom crashes.
 
GJ cd

usain bolt

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i am 4n deal with it.
Your clan sucks btw lmfao
 

Even rd beat us in p2p simmer down u virgins lmaoo

The combat cap is now 65- 
 
Do not push it to 70 thanks. (Your honestly a broccoli ace krave) 
 
And we will now be known as LPC and not xlpc.

Your friendly snail
 
-Gary
 
 
 
 

Pre eoc: Team baconstrips vs jaja
 
Eop vs fi 
Tlp vs sup
Tlp vs fi
trauma vs imp 

Official Clan Declaration

 

Name of your clan/tier(omit two): 

 

Massacre

(xLPC)

 

 

 

Name of clan you are declaring on: 

Rage (xLPC)

 

 

Attach screenshot of your clan's memberlist:

 

TBA

 

Attach screenshot of declared clan's memberlist

 

TBA

 

 

Fight server type(omit one): F2P

 

Minimum opt count: 

 

 

30v30

 

Def cap: 

 

1 Defence 

 

 

Other rules:

 

overheads off

Tuesday 8th December

5:00PM EST Mass

5:30PM Est Start

 

They are not open yet dumbfuck

You seem really desperate for a win, i guess thats what ur clan needs to stay alive...
 
Don't try to start brown sticky stuff u can't finish.
 
Gl this weekend.

nice, gratz to the winners, well deserved

swinter is comin btw

Great insight and explanation.

It's a joke lmao everyone knows I was never leader. Just a funny story behind the picture.  
I don't pay for forums Obese does. I just chipped in 100 bucks for expenses when TLP reopened.
 
I got elder for posting a vid of me banging a chick on Pornhub.