Meet Them With Scims

After going through the opening ceremonies the other night, our United State born and bred athletes were ready to compete in today's events. We left our hotel with a strong 65 Olympic Athletes fueled with excitement as they got ready to compete in today's games! We maintained 50+ throughout each Olympic Event today!
 
 
The First Event of the day: The ladder climb ft. Uninvited Guests (terrorists)
 

 
The judges come out and delivered us our first opponent and it was the Olympians from the Country Czechoslovakia. We fought inside the castle for about a minute with each country dropping a few. Quickly other countries just said 'fuck it' and crashed the ladder climb. First the so called "Athletes" from Poland aka Rage decided to Crash so we showed our strength and agility by moving to the next rung of the ladder. Then every other country Pakistan (imperial) and Greece (Critical Damage) joined the event. Most of the fight consisted of ladder jumping and getting some quick action before the next country came. Overall it was a cluster, lucky WWIII was not started over that... but we left with around 45-50 strong United States men and women and went to get some Gatorade at the bank. Sadly, during this event, a sniper took out our camera men and they were unable to take some HD pictures for ESPN and CNN. 
 
 
The Second Event of the Day: The 500 Meter Dash
 

 
 
The 500 meter dashed started out by our Athletes gaining a slight edge on the Polish Countrymen aka Rage. We pushed them south of corp but out of no where Australia caught up and was nipping at our ass! We stopped running for a sec and took out our glock and shot the Australians right off the track. The race vs the Polish continued as we hit them on Corp hill down about 5... Not giving 2 fucks because as Americans we fear nothing...We wiped off our drool and decided to poop our pants right on rage's forehead. We pushed them off corp hill and made a strategical move by running in their track lane because there are no rules in the special Olympics. We moved south and picked off their backline...we then had the adv and raged scattered north as the Australians had bullet proof vests on and reentered the race!
 




 
 
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Sadly the Polish made a few critical mistakes during the track and field event=/
 
 
 
 
Almost half way done the race we got word the Australians and the Mexican Olympians of Apex were closing in. We made sure that was not going to happen, we pushed both clans to singles from p18s without losing anyone . 
 



 
 
 
The Third Event: The High Jump

 
We saw Greece warming up for the high jump south of P13s. Being Americans we thought fuck this lets start this event now...JUDGE! So we started jumping and hopping around all over Greece. The Event didn't last to long as Greece's Athletes all tore the ACL by trying to out Jump us... they quickly had to move to safety. Better luck next time Greece!
 



 
A visual of what happened to Greece=/
 

 
 
The Final Event: Boxing
 

 
Being the last two countries, we decided to finish it man to man by stepping in the ring. Now the Polish Countrymen were juiced on steroids (had 60+ to our 50) but we channeled our inner Rocky Balboa and waited for that bell to ring. The bell rung, the bout proceeded south of p13s. Rage threw a lot of haymakers but we were able to block/absorb most of their shots. We threw some quick left jabs and connected on each one...At one point the judges had the fight at a draw (we brought them to even) Scared that our inner Rocky senses would overpower the polish steroid abusers, poland decided to Run away to whatever 4n place they came from in the first place. Meanwhile we paraded around holding our belt high as the last country to leave the ring. Was a fun tussle Poland, relax on the roids next time, we may be just a lil to quick for you:).
 





 
 

 
 
Overall it was a fun day to be an American Olympic Athlete. Better luck to all the countries that participated in today's events, hope to see you out there tomorrow competing! Below are some special pictures taken of today's events!
 


 
 


 

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looks like u smugged fi and fo gj

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looks like u smugged fi and fo gj

hehe @@HolyDreams remember to kiss it

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looks like u smugged fi and fo gj

mfw 1v1'ing iceey and dropping him

 
Ot: Hope they don't close, it means less action for others mpcs... nobody wants that tbh

The winning-round-1-prophecy is real

Reply if mad
 
 
 
Gr8 returning rage
But you lost :l

Shoutout to @ for being SOLED in this pic

haha EoP awaits you bro

Looks like you got bullied 9/10 minutes of each fight tbh

what did they do?
brought 30 mains and still can't do brown sticky stuff?
lolk

Wow who would of thought peaceful men in monk robes could bestow punishment on the dark forces in the so called "Pure" Community. Well that's exactly what we did here over in the Impact headquarters. After a dominating performance on Saturday, we set out with the same goal in mind: Lets open a lemonade stand and make bonk. We left mass with 70 lemons ready to squeeze our sour juices into the eyes of our opponents. We later peaked at a whopping 80 PURES. 

 

Special thanks to:

 

Critical Damage: God man I got to give it to ya, you put up a fight! But in the end, we were Chris brown and you were Rihanna. 

 

Imperial: Hey buds, ty for the action but singles is no fun come more east next time its fun for the whole family:D

 

Rage: Sorry for getting our jump ropes out and lashing you with them on p13s

 

Invictus: Dont snipe, literally i keel u.

 

 



 

After dancing to Britney Spears on our walk up we got word that Imperial made an appearance in the multi combat zone. The fight ensued around 18 ports with us barely losing anyone...we pushed them on and off the port eventually to corp hill. We were dominating on corp hill when CD (aka gossip girl's) and Rage decided to come join the party, we pulled south with 60+ remaining and went to get a bank! Thanks for the fight Imperial.

 









 

 



 

Now here's where the story gets Juicy. We got word from the headquarters at Chucky Cheese that Rage was being 1v2'ed by the Purple Reindeer CD and Yellow cups of Applesauce Imperial...after banking we quickly rushed to join in on the fun cuz like yolo swag 420 blaze it Am i right? We focused CD west as Imp and Rage pulled South. We pushed CD from lvl 11 to the Corp sign. Honestly I got 5 prayer levels from burying bones of these so called unbreakable "pures". At one point it was just their mains left, we pulled south towards ca with 70, they rushed with 25? Like cmon wtf you think is gonna happen, we killed 10 on their rush and they hit that "OH FUCK" panic button and hopped their way to singles:). Ty for the fight CD despite being down opts!

 





















 

 



 

After banking our rune loot from a certain purple caped clan! We got word Imperial was west of CA all by their lonesome . Obviously we all wanted to cuddle with them so we hopped and chased them all they way north towards bone yard where the fight inevitably ensued. We had a +20 adv the whole time, pushing them towards and onto the single line. Meanwhile Invictus was sniping us and only us with a whopping 20 pull. So we thought What the fuck lets ko them aswell. We took our scims out and banished them from the area. We resumed fighting Imp when we realized they wanted to play the single-multi shieeet. So we walked east with 65 people remaining. Ty for fight Imperial you sure held your ground:D.

 











 



 

After walking to CA to get prayer we decided to end our trip by hitting rage on p13s. While this was happening a rank from our clan actually chugged a 40 on tiny chat. Pm if mad btw we play drunk af. Sorry rage

 



 

 

Here is the money shot. Yeah we maintained 75+ throughout the whole trip.

 



 



 



 

 





 



 

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Can confirm apex got smoked up 5 opts hehe

Today we massed up 55~ pirates to go out on our weekly F2P trip this Saturday.
 

 
~ Video(s) ~
 
Toycar
 

 
Donkir
 

 
Elver
 

 
Sudo
 

 
 

 
EoP vs Fi + FO + CP + Sup   After 30 mins of no clans fighting, we heard that fo and cp were at 18 ports. We logged in at graves and rushed it. After a few seconds fi crashed too and we switched focus to them. As usual, they started to panic and ran to singles. They tried to log but we hit them, so they ran south into multi again. Not sure if they actually thought they could compete with us but it's more likely that they were just confused and didn't know it was multi there. They were getting abused but cp and Sup ran into us and the fight ended.        EoP vs Fi + CP   We were at graves trying to find a 1v1 or a fight to crash when our scouts found fi, Doom, and Sup fighting at ca. We ran there and focused on fi making them run around in circles around the altar. We pushed them to the west side where it was just us and them for about 10 seconds until they called cp came so we decided to dip to avoid the 1v2.        EoP vs Fi   We logged in at graves on top of fi in single and hit them before they could log. They ran south into multi again. Not sure why they kept fighting us today, but we appreciate the k/d farming. This actually lasted awhile because they kept returning down 10 for some reason. We eventually got west of them because fo was coming to save their minion clan and fi tried to escape east but they ran right into sup. That pretty much ended the fight        EoP vs FO + CP   Fo and cp were fighting again at corp so we went and walked through their fight in a fall in to troll them. They got scared and ran opposite directions of each other before they realized we were just there waiting for fi to leave singles. They ran to 30 wild and continued fighting, but can't blame them for being scared of the 50v50 f2p champions. After we realized fi was too scared to come, we decided to teach fo a lesson about crashing. We  hit them and walked them from 30 wild to ca. This was enough to get fi to log in from lobby so we let cp have our leftovers and went to hit fi. This is why fo doesn't go past 10 wild.        EoP vs Fi + FO   They finally left the lobby to try to save fo and we hit them on log in at southeast graves. We killed a few of them right away, but fo was triggered from our last hit and came to 2v1 us. We went to singles and had some funny spams at them. I feel kinda bad for their members having to listen to adhi yell after that. If any fo members reading this are tired of listening to him roid rage during every event our apps are open.      EoP vs Everyone   There was a fight around gap area between cp and fo again. We crashed and chased the 30 remaining fo to gdz. Cp turned around and was coming to help them so we let them continue fighting. Doom and Supremacy also came to gdz to fight, so we stood there waiting for fi to come help doom. We got close and saw doom was losing and fi crashed shortly after. We cleared fi pretty easily and they only had 19 brown sticky stuffters in gdz. We stayed on them entire fight with the same 20 fi kids returning for no reason. They ran to new gate trying to get a regroup, but we followed the 10 fi members there and killed them in .5. Sadly there was no fi left to walk down to ditch Image[http://eop-rs.org/community/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.png] blocked. Upload At Approved hosts.      EoP vs Fi   After that humiliating loss, fi decided it would be a good idea to go back out and had a massive regroup of 6 people. We didn't want to go play hide and seek with their 6 dedicated members and ended with some spams at their "mass".     
 

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Today Ruin massed up 35 core sick cunts ready to fuck brown sticky stuff up, we maintained opts throughout the trip and was one of the last clans standing. Shout out to Apex for the tussles. 

 

Videos:

 

Andre POV



Acid POV



 

 









 

First off, I'd like to thank every HPC for fighting. With minor setbacks, we managed to get it done and I'm happy we did.
 
I'm hoping the Winter Cup has more to offer and every single HPC competes. The more the merrier. 
 
So, let's get to it!
 
First off, Thanks to the best GFX Artist I know @Young_IX for making these dope Sigs ASAP! 
 
Need GFX for a great price and done quickly? Hit him up!
 
F2P 10v10 Champions - The Last Pures
 
TLP came in and dominated and showed why they will go down as one of the best clans to ever play the game. Sadly they have closed but we will always remember how dominant TLP was. Congrats TLP and best of luck to everybody in that clan. Your clan and community and dedicated to the game will be missed.
 

 

 
10v10 P2P Champions - Eruption of Pures
 
Gz EoP. I'll leave your paragraph for the 50v50
 

 

 
 
 
30v30 F2P Champions - Corrupt Pures 
 
The Moss Giants. Arguably the best clan matched when it comes to 25-45 Min fights. With the calling of drunk and the quality of the clan, they breezed through the 30v30 and showed why they should be consider the #1 Matched HPC.
 

 



50v50 F2P Champions - Eruption Of Pures
 
EoP won 2 events this cup and showed why they are so dominant. Not only in the wildy but in clan wars. You may not like them, but you should respect them. They deserve the respect and showed why they will go down as one the best pure clans of all time.
 
Grats EOP
Gz Dull
 

 
 
I hope each clan comes back for the winter cup and defends their title!
 
#Ambassador
#Respected
#Mediator
@@slushpuppy
@@Braden
@@Moni
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btw @@Niblet i stole brahma from you.. damn

btw @@Niblet i stole brahma from you.. damn

We approached Rage for a F2P prep earlier in week, pulled 33 Hellhounds and came out with the 2-1

S/O to Rage for the flame free prep

S/O to my Hellhounds for turning up

 



 

 



Ruin starting: 30  |  Ruin ending: 17

Rage starting: 30 |  Rage ending: 0

 

(WON)

 



 

Ruin starting: 31  |  Ruin ending: 18

Rage starting: 31 |  Rage ending: 0

 

(WON)

 



 

(LOST)

 

VIDEOS

 

Dean POV:



 

Droolz POV:



 

Andre POV:



 

Murky POV:

haha nice to see you getting another loss vs imp gj

Today Ruin massed up 32 shredded mother fuckers to wrestle the sharks. I guess on this day the sharks weren't the Apex predators with ruin taking the 2-1 win. Ty for Prep.

 

 

Andres Pov

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuxBCKCP1U0

Monis Pov

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljTkg3DRLk4



 





Ruin Starting:26

Ending:20

 

Apex Starting:26

Ending:0



Ruin Starting:28

Ending:9

 

Apex Starting:28

Ending:0

Today Eruption of Pures massed up 45 people to battle Supremacy in a f2p prep. Thanks for the flame free and respectable prep Supremacy.

See you tomorrow for p2p!

 



 

Round 1:

We got owned

 

Round 2

Eop starting: 40 / ending: 21

Sup starting: 40 / ending: 0

 

Round 3:

Eop starting: 42 / ending: 34

Sup starting: 42 / ending: 0

 



 



Ditter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyDtzmqyVp8

 

Sudo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM4lN2LA_G0

 

My Overheads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcd_g938ylQ

Donkir:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCB--f8Gfyo

Today Impact had their very first MPC trip. brown sticky stuff was Epic. We walked out of edge with 65 Astronauts ready to venture into the MPC Scene, we later peaked at 75 and maintained 70+ throughout the 2 hour trip. The special thing about this pull was 74/75 were pures (blame wadda hes 30 def).

 



 



 

We organized our first fight vs Imperial on sperm hill. We jumped up to a +15 with an early scim push. We maintained a huge opts advantage throughout the whole fight before every other clan crashed. We pulled to the gap to kill some more Imperial members before pulling southwest. We got a fall in with 65 still in game and re hit the fight. After initially hitting olympus at hillz hut they pulled north and with no run we decided to focus Cd who was just east of us. Since we have a lot of men in Monk's most of CD's high lvls were worthless. We got +20 on CD before Op re hit from singles and we moved it west and grabbed a bank. Ty for fights IMP/OP/CD.

 















 

 



After banking our glorious loot, we got pm'ed from Olympus for a nice 1v1. They rushed us west of Ca and we held our ground. Again monk robes being better than any other fucking armor we took our scims flicked our 15%'s on and smacked some hoes to the mother fucking floor. We got +13 on olympus before Imperial/Cd crashed. We pulled it south to fog, got a fall in and re hit the cluster. We focused any1 in our site who happened to be imperial. We pushed Imperial from west fog all the way past p13s due to some sick scim pushes and some strong tanks from our low levels. We then still had 65+ and walked north to push CD/Rage who were fighting at p13s to singles. Ty for fights IMP/OP.

 















 

For the Final fight of the day we walked into Imperial west of Ca level 15. We took our scims right away banging out their frontline. After what seemed to be turning into a long return fight, all of Imp's addy daddys that were 95+ cb couldnt att many people and they got down 20 a couple minutes into the fight. We pushed them to graves. Was fun:) ty for skirmish Imp. 

 



 



 



 



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