[What should UB v2 be called?]

UC.

C after b and 

Uncloseable so they don't close

[Did your clan recently lose a big mini?]

?

[Which item falls faster? A feather or..]

UB weekend pulls?

[Say 2 good things about fatality game]

Go

[Why is a fatality leadership like a cat5 hurricane]

They both go around in circles rapidly

[Why is fatality called fi]

Shouldn't it be ft or fa?

[There seems to be something wrong with sharkbrew]

Can't find any wins by the clan called sovereign

[Worst prep loss by your clan?]

My clans loss to low tier fatality and wildy clan misfits

[Name the worst era your clan has been in]

I was in fatality from 2009 to 2013 and legit got bullied by eop all day

 

Then recently I joined sv and I die 7+ every weekend while Don is trying to say we did good by dying

[I found SV ingame!]

After hearing rumors that SV opened and is currently 1-13 in preps, i decided to seek out this elusive clan and guess where i found em?

 

[SV likes to bark woof woof]

lmfao sv who

[Did your clan lose to sv recently?]

I am glad my clan was never that weak to lose to them. What about yours?

[Why is Fatality aftermath topic like my girlfriend?]

They both don't exist

[(MATH) what do you get if you minus a piece of brown sticky stuff from a pile of brown sticky stuff?]

Fatality

[Why Fatality is like isis?]

They are lilguys starting rivalries with clans better than them

[Why is Fatality aftermath topic like an archeological document?]

https://clan-fi.org/forum/75-fatality-events-archive/

grats on pkri

[Why is Fatality aftermath topic like an archeological document?]

Both are written a long time ago

[How many members does it take to celebrate Fatality anniversary ?]

Only 30

[Rage slaughtered, was ez]

Cool banter but your hunters ethnicity is wrong. Updated 4 ur clan

 

[When will fi crack?]

How many more beatings can they take?

[What's the dif between fi weekend fight and a porn actor]

The porn actor has a stop keyword that works

[Why is Fatality like a bread dough]

They are easily squished and turn brown when heated

[Why is a good Fatality leader like a unicorn?]

thought the joke was gonna be "they never existed or will exist" but this is pretty funny too

do I look like @@Quality Pk to ?

[Why is a good Fatality leader like a unicorn?]

Both are tales from legend

[Amenity]

Good luck