Jail` Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Today...on this glorious Saturday we set out with one goal, Fuck up the entire LPC scene and we did just that. We left G/E with a 44 Red Fucking Bastards ready to defend our throne as the #1 LPC and we did just that. We later peaked at 50, and maintained 38+ throughout the whole trip:). For our first fight of the day we approached Invictus for a 1v1 on 26 hill. As soon as we rushed we took our scimitars out and started screaming and hollering like the wild bastards we are and immediately got up +15 on Invictus, they dipped off the hill east towards singles when XL and some mix of DMK/Apex with team 8 capes crashed and it became a cluster fuck. GF IV better luck next time=/. We strategically moved around 26 hill with both clan X and XL focusing us, we actually killed a lot of people from both clans before moving off the hill to let the two broccoli clans duke it out, and as we moved off the hill Special Ed Forces rushed! When SF hit the opts were pretty even as we just finished fighting 3 clans in one inven, but we didn't back down cuz we aint no BITCH. So we stood our ground and gave SF the fucking hands. They tried to hold their ground with their high lvls and overheads but bitch please we impacted their asshole so swiftly and forcefully that they didn't realize how fucked they were until they were down 8 and booking their ass back to graves/singles where their clan belongs. After clearing IV/SF in one Inventory...we decided we would pay them another visit after our leak told us they were sitting in multi west of hillz trees... we literally rushed them and in .5 they dipped through the trees and to this day you can still hear the echos of Control pker screaming at his members for leaving the trip early=/. After dicking SF we walked up to hillz and heard that EnVy and UCT were having some fun without us at hillz hut. We ruined their fun because were bastards and we sent both clans packing their suitcases to singles:) After clearing UCT/Envy, we walked up past hillz gap to find that random masser clan with Apex/DMK and decided to show them what true quality is...we hit them on the lava hill east of sperm and lost 1 person, their clan members looked dazed as fuck once we bonked em on the head with our fucking baseball bats. SF tried to regain some confidence and hit us after we pushed Clan X to singles....we took a swig of our Bourbon and ran at them like drunk bastards with our scimitars flapping in the wind. Again to no surprise Special Ed Forces ran back to singles and lost another 7 members when they tried to regroup=/. After dicking both Clan X and SF we decided to pay the other retards aka Excel a visit as they were walking up hillz path, we rushed them in the path and quickly dropped 5 of their members who had way to many tuna to count. They tried to pull it south but forgot that our binders are savy ass magicians and dont fuck around and half their clan got binded and ded, yes very ded. They dipped south as we went back north to fuck up some other clan who thought they could step to the plate. After slapping Excel with a baseball bat upside the head we decided to pay Invictus another visit. They were chilling north east of hillz gap when we got on top of them, shanked their bald nans and plunged our scimitars deep inside their own ear canal. The fight sadly didnt last to long as they dipped to singles when Excel Crashed from the south. Gf IV better luck next time=/. Excel re hit us from the south, they obviously weren't fully healed from the beating we just gave them...the realized they fucked up and quickly dipped back through hillz path. But we dont take crashing lightly and chased them all the way down to level 10 where Excel tried to hold their ground. This is where Envy with their cute 20 green goblin looking ass niggas decided to come frolicking through the trees to only get 360'd by us and sent back not once, but twice to singles. Meanwhile Excel was getting dicked and got pushed to lvl 8 as we walked back north barely losing anyone. After banking (clearing like 150x clans in one inventory...) we decided to pay Excel and Invictus a visit south in hillz path. Being the clan with the biggest fucking balls we focused whoever came across us and literally went back and fourth smashing bottles on top of each clans skull until they realized they lost way to much blood and should start begging for forgiveness. Impact would like to deliver a public apology to the whole LPC scene , we put you 6 ft under today... and if you try to crawl back out our drunk hooligans have fresh fucking shovels and mulch to dig you a new grave. Sincerely, Impact @Rhys POV @@Brad's POV (rendering) Want to join the #1 LPC? Www.impact-rs.net for a fucking way out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi N64 Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 TY for some action Invictus. Everyone else got bodied. Impact #1 LPC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fliby Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 GRATS IMPACT IMPACT WINS AGAIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17_ Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 gj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jail` Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 TY for some action Invictus. Everyone else got bodied. Impact #1 LPC. 6 ft under mate. 6 ft under Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi N64 Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jail` Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 This is how i wake up on weekends when I know i get to punish these niggas EV Ice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Way too easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jail` Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Way too easy. can confirm by jagex mods themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greuter Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 was fun today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReBornToKiLL Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Pretty clear to see who's wrecking the LPC scene. Impact wins again. LOL NICE BALD NAN YOU BROCOLLI, CLOSE YOUR CLAN @@Control Pker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doge Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 impact stays #1 lmao. btw shoutout to @ for the vs gfx, u the best babe & also @@Syracuse l2 pay for a banner LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jail` Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 impact stays #1 lmao. btw shoutout to @ for the vs gfx, u the best babe & also @@Syracuse l2 pay for a banner LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doge Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 @@Control Pker wuu2 L00000000000L Fliby 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jail` Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 @@Control Pker wuu2 L00000000000L such a bully doge, Control has a lot on his mind after members rage quitting after beat down after beat down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 @@Control Pker wuu2 L00000000000L rip control 2k16, bullied every time you step in multi, SF (singles team)??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jail` Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Impact stays winner winner chicken dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckz Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Way too easy. Impact stays winner winner chicken dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jail` Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Way too easy. Impact stays winner winner chicken dinner @@Craftz get active u cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mash Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 gj boys ill be there tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jail` Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 gj boys ill be there tomorrow missed u bb gurl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 sickcunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckz Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 @@Craftz get active u cuntSoon my friend soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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