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Saturday, March 6th: FOE massed up 55 brainwashed pigeons to once again, waste our time.
We began our trip by convicing zenshit to put our cape on and waiting for orgasms to finish selling his furniture just cus he could pay his rent. After orgasms arrived and Danny giving us speech. We rushed Fatality, who oddly fucked us up down 20. We instantly ran south and logged out as fast as we could. Not getting a full clear pic on us, mates!
The first real fight of our trip began south east of ferox. We rushed Terror who were west of CA. Rage immediately came and we grabbed our virgin balls and began to run. We ended up running to 13 ports, where we tried to fight back but Terror was too strong and we just bent over to them. Then Rage once again arrived.. We went west to single cus we saw how many pures rage had. We pmed rod to help us out. Finally rod came and we had the balls to go to mutli again. Unfortunately rod left us and our member got farmed left and right. It was horrible sight.
The second fight would end up being one of the most obvious that we had no chance to win it. We had even opts. But we have Danny whos brain is the size of a peanut, insisted us fighting Rage even though we knew it wouldnt go well. We got rushed by Rage in single at east bandits, and then we got baited into multi. We got devastated and ended up being down 40 off the bat. We kept pming Elite Zhitters, apeg and rod for help, but nobody came except Elite Zhitters who took 2 hours to mass up 15 people. Knowing Rage coordination and communication is supreme and us having 15 ingame, we started running laps around the Big Black Fortress. After completing about 3 laps and seeing no result, we headed inside where we maneuvered up and down the floors, getting our members farmed left and right. Finally Elite Zhitters arrived with their 15 people. We had our hopes go up for a moment. We gained confidence., We had the will to finally beat Rage in this battle, but then.. Elite Zhitters left, only lasting for 4 minutes and 49 seconds... Danny started crying.. Telling us how hes going more bald each time he fights Rage.. Members were depressed.. After getting our asses clapped the whole fight Rage got bored farming our 20 members that were left in the castle. When Rage left we baited our afk to channel to come at the trip, when in reality we just wanted to take a nice pic for our fake win. Danny had to come up with something good and brainwash us that we won that fight.
https://gyazo.com/28f81b328c10caadeaa7594e3c67cdbb Rage doesnt lie
Some pics of our trip below.