Gary

Today we celebrated our 1-year anniversary since reopening as pures. With several legends and old-school members making an appearance, we headed out with a record-pull of 170 people in-game. Immediately upon walking up, we instantly cleared anything and everything in our path.

 



 



 

 

Minutes after clearing TLP, Doom, EOP, RD, and several other clans they all knew individually no clan had any chance of winning. The entire HPC world was against us and we took them face on.

 

 

Critical Damage peak: 170 people

FI Starting: 60 people

SV Starting: 60 people

 

 

 

TLP: 70 people

Doom: 70 people

Olympus: 35 people

Eruption of Pures: 40 people?

Redemption: 50 people?

Supremacy: 30 people?

Sudden Death: 30 people

 

 

 

Critical Damage, Sovereign, and fatality took on the entire HPC scene forcing them all into one cape. We knew it'd be a challenge being outnumbered by so many clans, but we held our ground, holding up corp hill a majority of the fight. After 4 hours of fighting, the HPC world/alliance threw in the towels and called it a day.

 

 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 















 

 

Good job today, defending our title as the best pure clan in the game.

btw lmfao thanks for sotd king koer 
 
wahahhahahahahhaah

Dominated, all that was left was 5 tlp rag bots.
 
broken lmao

Kings of Uncapped Fights. 

#1 Pure Clan
 
KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE TLP

 

 

 

 
 













 
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LOSERS

disrespect u disconnect

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We own

Today fatality massed up 80 true fatalians to end and kill EoP. Not many people know what went on prior to the trip, but we bullied and scared them so much, they had to call not only doom, but their own main clan, RoT & TLP to take on the Pure Elites today. It was evident to us that when we out pulled them by 20 that their only option was to bring in the main clans, and of course, doom.

 

 



 



 



 



 



 

We fought EoP and after the first fight we knew and figured it was going to be a complete waste of time with the waves of clans EoP had called after the bullying at varrock ditch. Overwhelmed in a 1v4, we knew that these clans were extremely scared seeing 80 in our cape counter earlier and we accepted that the entire pure world that pulled 50+ to their trip would be joining forces with EoP to fight us.

 



 

We then got another fight with EoP thinking that this time, they would just fight with their pure clan, but again, we were wrong. Not only were the clans above involved in aiding EoP, but also this time TLP was aswell. Multiple TLP members attacked Fi only, but majority of them were in a fall in claiming they were off us.

 

We noticed SV & TLP were fighting south of bandits. With SV up on the cape counter, we decided to rush in and pay back to TLP what they did to us earlier in the trip. SV moved to single and TLP focused soley on us south of bandits at the mouth. We fought back having the OPT advantage and started crushing TLP in the clean 1v1. This was our only clean 1v1 today as EoP were nowhere to be found with the 4 clans in their fall in. As TLP were pretty much cleaned up at this point, EoP finally rushed with the 4 clans and we decided to just dip out and bank our loot vs TLP.

 



 



 



 



 



 



 

idk, you either get lead by hassan or ace krave
 
Hard choise tbh

Intense round? once you dropped to around 25 people u were just dying one by one.
 
stfu lmfao

refer to sig lmfao

lol pisser u think we won't fuck u up with mains, invites and snipe teams

38? That will never happen as long as rage is out lmfao. We will get 50 zerkers to camp ur brown sticky stuffty ass clan including all the snipe teams in 308.
 
Ur clan just died u inbred wigger.

u need to stop saying dangalang before i punch u in the face

Papa and I r comin for u this weekend

Nice callers        
 

Those viral solo pics are allowed since they are in public domain.

cuz ur fuckin potato masher wit ur potato masher names like seer nd brown sticky stuff upotato masherman

not rly an achievement since u don't flame.

11 Eruption Of Pures 2-7 0.222 Lost 1 141
 
 
2-7
 
NOT 0-22
 
You bundle of twigsgots need something new to flame us with. - Its getting old and is quite cauliflower in general, which is why i made this topic.
 
In other news: Id like to say that CP is back to #10 - wuu2 @@messi @lemonpepper
 
And Fatality is about to get the good ol' pirate dick for the 20th time. @@Halloween @@Birthday
 
Peace.

Rage has nothing clan will die they are trying to live off of slaughter when everyone knows that slaughter dick them

Hey fellow sharkbrewers, its your favorite non bias news reporter again.
 
 
 
I wasn't able to report news for a while due certain bias moderators taking a way my freedom of speech and banning any sort of negativity towards the islamic state of TLM.
It felt like the islamic state of TLM turned his focus onto propaganda instead of fighting for what they believe. Which is understandable because their believe is that they are a relevant pure clan,
and they can't make this happen if they are banned from the wilderness by the united nations of Sovereign.
 
the united nations of Sovereign have been aware that TLM has been trying to re-create a islamic caliphate after this disturbing image was caught by one of the spyware leaks within their organization
 
 
Now lets get right into the news of last nights Massacre. Sovereign's high advanced technology spyware has found a leak in the islamic caliphate of TLM. The united nations of Sovereign quickly dropped a massive bomb right on top of TLM's leader hanuman (viewer discrection is advised). 
 
 
 
After TLM's leader was down @ quickly called the flank attack to clean up the rest of the The Lost Terrorists who were completely suprised and went down quicker than @@Braden running laps and @@BarrageKyle 's haircut.
 

 
The second attack from the united nations of Sovereign on the caliphate was much worse than any person ever could imagine. One of the biggest disgrace you could give to the islamic state of TLM is giving them the big purple dick and making them scream oink oink. But due the fact @@Hanuman was enjoying it we realised we aren't dealing with religious people because god hates bundle of twigss.
We have yet to found out why they are using the Islam as a way to recruit more brainwashed dropouts to spread their lies and hopes.
 
 
 
 

 
 
And ofcourse last but not least!
 
After the united nations of Sovereign removed the Terrorists twice from the Wilderness they decided to pay them a visit at the wilderness ditch. Which resulted into TLM running to al-kharid in hope to use their guerrilla warfare tactic but The United Nations of Sovereign were to high of smoking grey hats that they weren't going to fall for some failed bomb attack of TLP.
 
The Lost Terrorists now realising that Sovereign is to high from smoking them saw an opportunity to attack the FoE rebels who were down 15~!
But The united nations of Sovereign heard about this attack and decided to help FoE out while being high asf, but the FoE rebels clearly practised their guerrilla warfare and somehow managed to beat TLM down ~15 before Sovereign's rag squad arrived. The Lost Terrorists tried to call Ancient Fury but their fighting style is to ancient to handle Sovereign and they got banned out aswell.
 
Eruption of Corruption wanted to aid The Lost Terrorists after they publicly announced their support to the Islamic caliphate of TLM.
But @@Thimaah forgot to confirm with callers and ended up having to go back to safe ground.
 
 

 
 
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Thought they would close after the fullout