I was wondering why these two main clans (TLM + EOM) hate my tiny little, MPC levels, majority 1 defence, YouTube recruits pure clan aka FOE so much until I realized what happened in the Jagex Cup lmfao
Currently eating popcorn whilst watching these glorious videos again. It was extremely easy, thanks for the easiest ring of my life m8s
Saturday June 4th 2016 The almighty Rage bears massed up a quick 52 later peaking at 55 ready to SKULL FUCK our "rivals". Knowing ruined had 60 yes's on the sign up sheet but only pulling 47 at peak we knew it was time to fucking feast. And that is EXACTLY what we did. "Feasted" keeping in good contact with our 5 ruined leaks we hit them every single time they logged in making them lobby or hop random worlds. Ruined couldn't BREATH without getting the paws.
You asked for this
Shout outs
@@Soniqs for being created by me and destroyed by me. I made you and ill break you.
@Ruin for being str8 booty
@Cd for trying
@Aao for running into a brick wall
@Imperial for the fake logs of @ who hasn't had internet access for a week lmao #wateryoudoing
@Apex for not showing up wtf did yall do all day?
@Op for getting smashed at Ca
@@Kanicus for being in such a brown sticky stuff clan but being such an amazing person. Join Rage bb <3
We heard from our little buddy that Ruin was in multi so we hopped skipped and jumped at the chance to neck these tomatos. Trying to find the hidden ruined clan we ran into Imperial instead. Fighting them for a few minutes the ruined clan rushed us. Worse mistake of @@Soniqs career, completely ignoring the gold caped kids we focused our undivided attention on ruined, Chasing them all the way north then west into you guessed it "ruins". In which they logged and got a regroup.
Not a good fight Ruin bc you suck.
Fight 2
Heard Op was walking to Ca for some prayer, We wanted to shove it hard and deep into the anal of Bvg and we did just that. Getting a EZ i mean EZ 15 man lead after one scim push, Few mins into the tussle Imperial log in under us but really had no effect "due to the fact half of your pull was addy and 100s" and we kept our focus on the blue capped bundle of twigss. Sooner or later the rejects of ruined would rush in with a -10 on top of us spamming "you dont want these hands" 3mins later they was spamming "regroup edge" in the cc. Chasing ruined outside of Ca all the way up to 18 ports then back to corp hill then north all the way up to the ruins where they would log out with a big.5 percentile L on their forheads.
Good fight everyone besides ruined. Cuz well you SUCK.
Fight 3
Got word of ruined in singles around grave yard we logged in and smoked them like a.5 percentile ass blunt, they logged again and we logged on top of them once again showing them who the fuck daddy is. tired of killing them in singles we ran to multi in hopes our "rivals" would follow. and well they did, bad choice. They rushed and died in like 2 seconds i swear it was funny. Cd made the choice to attempt to crash our fight. but unfortunately they where way to late and ended up getting dick slapped back to singles. Imperial then crashed we pulled to the west hill and Cd thought they could snipe us in singles. we moved to singles and got ready for our next hit on our "Rivals"
Fight 4
While we waited for our "rivals" to stop regrouping in random worlds we got a sniff sniff of poopy CD in the wild. logging in on top of them the fight lasted 3mins until they couldnt handle the paws Aao crashed we got a scim push and made both of the dogs run back to singles with their tails tucked up under their ass.
Good fight
Fight 5
The next few fights was just us hitting Ruined. For a good 15mins they wouldnt even walk up past 8 wild. FINALLY they went to the hills gap but logged into a P2P world? idk but this wasnt going to stop us for dick smacking these kids back to lumby. Rushing ruined at sperm i guess they where fighting imperial. As soon as we rushed both clans dipped south but we focused ruined and walked them all the way down in "their server"
Fight 7
Got word Op and imp was fighting it out at corp hill, our rivals where in random worlds and we wanted action, so we rushed in giving them the ole 1 2 3. Seeing as op was getting railed by imp (51v 57)we focused our attention on imperial as op ran away. The fight started 47 v 54 and when Cd crashed it was 46 v 36 letting imperial scurry away to singles we focused CD for crashing our analing of Imperial.
Good fight world
Fight 8
Chasing ruined around the wild we found them in a 3 way cluster with aao and apex. hitting Aao first sending them back to lumb then we rush into ruined (who had 18) and sent them back to "regroup" and then chased apex around until they either logged or just died.
#EzPz
After all this our rivals ended and so did aao and apex and Cd was teaming with imperial so we wanted to go out with a fun bang. Knowing we where down 15~ we rushed imperial+Cd at gap. Lol was a bad idea we lost but it was fun bc we ended our trip with action NOR DID WE HAVE TO TEAM.
Lots of pictures so i hid them in a spoiler for you kids with brown sticky stuffty Comp/Nets
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