J-Swag

this would normally be where i link your justin beiber speech where you were literally trembling while screaming into your mic that you were going to close tlp only to be forced to go main like 2 months later
 
but everything i youtube regarding sv/tlp just brings up tlp vids of us owning you so i cant be bothered anymore
 
just know that im reading this thread in your gross voice

Idk.
 
Didn't SV go main again (not just once but TWICE LMFAO) since they couldn't compete as pures?  Iirc some SV rank said that "SV will be better than MM" (lol).
 
If I had to pick a fucking clan to "rag" I'd go after FI 24-7 because they're the only clan that flat-out refuses to fight/makes fake (albeit hilarious) topics/etc.  At the very minimum TLP/EOP/FOE are willing to give things a whirl if brown sticky stuff hit the fan even with low pulls.  At least I know FOE will when Walli is around, EOP certainly would since Elver has some influence + the MM mentality and Hanu also being ex-MM would most likely fight down opts (even if he's potato masher he isn't a bitch on Runescape.com).  
 
On the flip side you have losers like FI who refuse to fight even with a decent pull, which isn't exactly a surprise because their member-base is comprised of neckbeards and uneducated usain bolts who fail at clicking food in Runescape.  Also isn't there some FI leader named 'Cock' or something?  Lmfao who the fuck would name their son after a phallus.  
  Anyways, I doubt that SV can even compete with any third tier main clans/team since all you guys do is cancer rag and make the entire scene more brown sticky stuff than it already is lol.
 
Gratz on wasting your lives.  God bless you and your bowlcuts. 
 
 

This Saturday, April 2nd, the Corrupt Pures set out with a pretty awesome pull of 70 Warriors later peaking at 75
 
CP ends with 95
eop ends with 30
 
 
Propaganda 1/10

*10 years

?

On this fine saturday evening the Red Giant pulled 99 men to once again assert our dominance over any foe that would come between us and our prey (fi)

After having leaked Fi's leaderboards during the week and going undefeated in CWA for the 10th constructive week in a row we were expecting big things this weekend.

Unfortunately for us our opponents didn't prevail and we were forced to crash anyone that stepped into multi, patrolling the wilderness without having banked once.

Today was also the day where we witnessed possibly the poorest alliance the clanning community has seen up to this day, where FI and CP merged teamcapes in attempt to test us (last paragraph)

 

Stay tuned for tomorrow: http://fided.eop-rs.org/

 

 



 

-Reb-

 

TBA

 

-Elver-

 



 

-Nick-

 

TBA

 

 

 



 
 
EoP vs FI/SU/RD
 
Started off the trip by hitting Fi/SU whom were fighting inside of the black knight castle, long story short, after 5 minutes of them teaming up against us both ran upstairs and scattered in attempt to logout.
We then proceeded to swiftly kill all the remaining RD who were sniping the fight.
 
 


 

 
EoP vs TLP/CP
 
Got intel that TLP/CP were fighting inside of the Chaos Alter, we rushed in from the north and as we did CP bailed it north through us, already making their way to mossies.
We didn't allow them to run away so killed all their stragglers before going south and moving on to TLP.
They all took their capes off and scattered/logged out, so we got a fallin and moved on to our next hit.
 




 

 

 
EoP vs TLP/FO
 
Hit TLP vs FO at the north-east hill of sperm, as we hit it both clans instantly ran to single where they would remain for the next 10 minutes.

 






 



 

EoP vs FO/SU/FI

 

Found literally every clan fighting inside and outside of the altar near 44 ports.

As we arrived we instantly went inside of the altar (the only place that is multi) and stayed there until every clan either logged out or got cleared by us.

Had a small tussle between FO+FI who both hit us at the same time but also swiftly escorted them both back to single.

 




 



 

EoP vs FI+CP

 

With no clans even coming close to beating us, it was inevitable that clans started forming alliances in attempt to take us down, however this one made chuckle.

The 2 worst HPC's currently decided to share teamcapes (obviously it was FI who had to wear CP's cape).

With CP not wanting to fight anyone further then 2 minimaps away from mossies it had to take a combined effort of them and FI, (110 opts) to meet us at our playground (GDZ)

 

The fight started off at dwarves and after a few minutes we moved it further north to gain the returning advantage, eventually the fight moved to GDZ where it would remain pretty even for the next 5 minutes until most of CP's LPC recruits had died, at this point we took over the entire fight and did not only force FI to abondon CP but also walk CP down to piper until moving it back to GDZ where we then would take our ending.

 

If you ever try and beat us at GDZ, please have another alliance try, because it isn't much of a challenge when 2 of the worst HPC's team up against you.

 



 



 
Tired of being forced to team? Enjoy pulling triple digits?
Query any @Op in #Clan-EoP to spy or join today!
#clan-eop | www.eop-rs.org

Is this the fight you killed my clan in?
 

Thanks for already being a clan that did something that Fi could not..
 
Mother eop glad to be back

With the super secret sleeper agent @@rocketpower aka cp broccoli aka pretending to be someone relevant ( you just got your clan killed) destabilizing TLEOP relations I here by demand justice and an end to this uncertainty between our great nations! Only one way to decide the winner
 
@dull I challenge you
 
[Youtube]https://youtu.be/UwsR5LC0mII
 
 
 
Also CP is dead

At what point in time did you stop trying to suck my dick and talk to me on IRC 24/7, and start hating me? Or is this yet another attention seeking exercise?
 
Is it because I declined your facebook friend request? If you were wondering why its because you look like the Gnome Ball Referee.

O wow I spent two minutes making a topic last night and it got all of CP's 2 man rank team reeled enough to make a topic on these forums full of lies about me, and using a screenshot of a troll topic about hitting LPC's at pizza hut.
 
And of course, even if it was true, the only way CP have even been anywhere near relevant at any point over the last few years is by teaming with LPC's on weekends, and handing out automatic leader positions to retards like LT Sam in the hope they will save them from their never ending slump
 
Gratz on getting reel'd and Gratz EoP.
 

My clan, fatality, has a 100 slot ts.
 
 
What about your clan?

wow so the one time you've had a topic since october was when 3 clans went into the wilderness?
maybe you should join fatality, since cp is a clan for wiggers not anime freaks

fucking justin beiber bundle of twigsgot im gonna fucking slay cp this weekend you broccoli [cp]sam is like "cp on top" im gonna put you back to ur grave you broccoli
spastic when  i close cp u wont join eop bundle of twigs im gonna bully u out of pure clanning and hopefully rs

cp is really dead i agree see you w94 gdz sat/sun :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

u don't need to app for CP anymore, just come on TS and they give you auto member....

It doesn't really matter how much you think you can ko him, @@J-Swag already won because you took the time to make this after you were emotionally rustled by his 2 minute topic ay
 
Don't bite the bait bruh

O wow I spent two minutes making a topic last night and it got all of CP's 2 man rank team reeled enough to make a topic on these forums full of lies about me, and using a screenshot of a troll topic about hitting LPC's at pizza hut.
 
And of course, even if it was true, the only way CP have even been anywhere near relevant at any point over the last few years is by teaming with LPC's on weekends, and handing out automatic leader positions to retards like LT Sam in the hope they will save them from their never ending slump
 
Gratz on getting reel'd and Gratz EoP.
 

wow well cp are the worst clan of all time and pull like 30 to trips and 20 to preps, have LT Sam as their leader and have never been #1, but they were able to get 71 clients on TS for a screenshot so fuck it i'll just join CP i guess, i'm convinced.

O wow I spent two minutes making a topic last night and it got all of CP's 2 man rank team reeled enough to make a topic on these forums full of lies about me, and using a screenshot of a troll topic about hitting LPC's at pizza hut.
 
And of course, even if it was true, the only way CP have even been anywhere near relevant at any point over the last few years is by teaming with LPC's on weekends, and handing out automatic leader positions to retards like LT Sam in the hope they will save them from their never ending slump
 
Gratz on getting reel'd and Gratz EoP.
 

jonty must of reeled u pretty hard to warrant such a broccoli topic 

Oh hey look, a CP member imposting as an EoP member attempting to try and start beef between us an TLP.

CP never has and never will be #1 lmao. The only oldschool clan to have never been #1.

was reading some fatality forums to see wtf was going on when I noticed this:



 

was wondering or he would be dumb enough to do it in world 69. seems like he was.

 



 

 

after ragging him another time he asked fatality for some help the plan was to tank it inside and then have the other 6 members kill me.

U might wanna try out ur own tank tests again since he couldnt even tank 1 person long enough for the other 6 to loggin and kill me



 

in the end all I can say... please stop trying