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FULL-OUT BOTH SERVERS?

I wonder how getting pushed from CA to DITCH and then ending will look like on mf pov @Zee
@Edgilmao you fkin lesbian save ur shitty clan , mass recruiting other clan’s members wont save you , We’re Going to embarrass and demoralize you in front of your members week after week day after day.
 
Droze5555 For Way Out . 

witnessed on my multiple fi spies on the join.me link they got owned by not only everyone but by rd in particular
 
nice n gj

GUYS WE'RE GOING TO GET RID OF THE MAINS BY BRINGING 50 MORE!!!11
 
You are the definition of brain dead.

GUYS WE'RE GOING TO GET RID OF THE MAINS BY BRINGING 50 MORE!!!11
 
You are the definition of brain dead.

GUYS WE'RE GOING TO GET RID OF THE MAINS BY BRINGING 50 MORE!!!11
 
You are the definition of brain dead.

GUYS WE'RE GOING TO GET RID OF THE MAINS BY BRINGING 50 MORE!!!11
 
You are the definition of brain dead.

GUYS WE'RE GOING TO GET RID OF THE MAINS BY BRINGING 50 MORE!!!11
 
You are the definition of brain dead.

Valentines day duh. Some people need to take their gfs out for a walk

@@Couck @@Birthday @@Halloween @@Whisky @@knox @ Fi any members
 
 
it's okay to be stressed out...

a sad day to be fatality rip

so much justin beiber 

so much justin beiber 

so much justin beiber 

so much justin beiber 

so much justin beiber 

Hey SharkBrewers
 
Your favorite and most non bias news reporter here!
 
 As many of you might know TLP and SV had a prep set on the 7th of January, This prep could be the end of TLP if they lost it. So as expected @@Braden provided some Nh sharkbrew methods thinking SharkNews won't find out and secure the victory for TLP. Good try, but once again we found out the truth! Just like the fake awards. Â¯\_(ツ)_/
 
@@Braden has paid @sudo to keep his mouth shut after sudo talked to much about the EoP - Fi fullout. ( Â»Sun/02:36:58« (sudo_) sorry for randomly ddosing ur teamspeak ).
 
2 Hours before the prep Sovereign's border patrol has kicked out 18 illegal mains that most likely come from TLP  (  ) and gave them a quick trip back to clan-wars where they could wait 2 hours before entering death row. TLP was shaking at this point and desperately hopping the border over and over and fighting with their last item, since they lost all their returns to TLP. After 2 hours of being punished they realised there was no escaping and death row was around the corner, so they called [RoT-Intro]Sudo and he ended up providing a 3rd party DOS attack on SV's teamspeak server.
After this there was a miss communication if the prep was still on or not due several ranks of SV not being able to communicate, TLP was to afraid for the brave SV warriors that did show up even with the risk that their server will go offline again. 
()
 
To wrap it up, @Sudo got punished by the local corps chef @razza and @@Father Justin banned the last immigrants out of the wildy but had to delay death row for another week since their communication service was under attack. Really sad to hear that TLP has resulted to this type of attacks, but its expected since none of their ingame attacks have worked out.
 
Last but not least other police stations have given their thoughts on what happend and we like to share their replies with you:
 
"The main reason we don't prep TLP atm is because we don't wan't to change our IP for the 20th time." ~2-18 Rival clan
"Rofl this is why we want to use sharkbrew @@Braden" ~ Couck
"No matter what they do, they can't avoid death row. The jury has spoken (Fi,SU,FoE,SV) and the sentence has been given." ~ Father Justin
"I swear they were already dead..." ~ Adhi
"Gotta confirm with callers before talking bad about our allies" ~ Thimaah   Its quite said that TLP is on the point that they need 30 defence, propaganda, fake awards, bias SB moderators and now [RoT-Intro]Sudo to provide 3rd party attacks for them. But we got news from @@Tripluh that SV has switched their communication line and currently is on a 24/7 border patrol and most likely will raid TLP this weekend to end them.   We have send a report to the FBI ( @@slushpuppy ) but he's currently being black mailed by @@BarrageKyle with the following threat: "We are TLP, we are SharkBrew. Don't you dare to investigate this or we will stop using your site and let it die."   And as last, we like to give a big shoutout to @@tesco for stepping it up with the topics to keep TLP alive but we at SharkNews are quit confident you need bigger arms than this to get ranked. Even in tlp haha! (╯°□°）╯︵ â”»â”â”»

Hey Sharkbrewers!
 
 
It is your one and only SharkNews reporter!
 
Today we have some different news not straight up wilderness related but still quite disturbing.
Lets get straight into!
 
 
So as you guys might of heard ex-[EoP]Leader @@Leech has stepped down in EoP because he was to "bussy" clubbing and attending party's. Take a look at the following status updates from leech:
  < You're btw!



 
But according to our sources ex-[EoP-Leader]Leech does not go outside and is to afraid to step up or simpely isn't able to handle it.
Our source had the following to say:
 
"Leech is 24/7 on teamspeak getting bullied by his own members, if he isn't on teamspeak he's playing fifa with m69 and makes a status update he's clubbing to make him feel better" ~ Source
 
We found these disturbing status updates about leech on the forums:
 
"So this Fat ass leech guy started to flame me soon as i came on ts3 today and started to flame me about that i didn't fuck any girls on new year. What i find really funny is this fucking fat ass cow stayed home and played FIFA 16 on new year while i was out partying, Who the fuck stays home and plays FIFA on fucking new year !? i feel actually bad for you dumbass looking beach whale. It's funny how leech always says im a virgin, but the truth is leech ur a motherfucking virgin aswell and with that body what you have atm you will never see a pussy in ur brown sticky stuffty ass life. Also why the fuck do you play fifa inside on a play station when you could go outside and play real football and lose some fucking weight."
 
"So this leech guy aka mammoth has been flaming a lot past 1 month about that i don't lift, Im a virgin, i have no Friends and i just play rs 24/7. Well the truth hurts leech, because look at you ugly fucking fat ass mammoth, your telling me your not a virgin when you weight over 400 pounds fucking fat ass elephant, And then again you was on a diet for 1 fucking week and then u failed god bless your Fat pack. Your playing league of legends atleast 10h/ day and and then you tell me i have no life? just because your not on ts3 does't mean you have a life broccoli, everyone of us knows ur sitting behind the computer playing LOL with m69 and the crew. The funny part is leech haven't driven a car in his life and he almost 20 god fucking bless man, The only place he has been working in was burger king and he only gained 100 pounds weight there thats it. He also keeps asking ''When was the last time i was in a club'' and he knows that Im underage and i can't attend to any clubs/bars, Well let me tell you guys something, This leech guy went to his first club when he was 19 and took videos from some random girls saying weird stuff, I DO NOT salute this you big cheek fat ass."
 
 
We have asked @@Thimaah about this issue with @@Leech, he had the following to say:
 
"Gotta confirm with callers before talking about leech" ~Thimaah
 
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We got one more story for you guys! [EoP-Applicant]Victory has officially hit a all time low when he tried to flame RD but manages to make once again another mistake.
When you think it can't get any worse after your/you're this happens, the following image can be considered as shocking:
 

After close investigation it really does say "what are rd"

 
We really don't want to put [EoP-Applicant]Victory to much in the spotlight since we still do not know if he's suicidal or not, but we decided to give him a helping hand and hand him this link so he knows there is still hope: http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/80128/what-are-or-what-is
 
 
In other news we had a quick talk with @@Father Justin and he said that TLP is still banned from the wilderness, but now EoP is banned aswell due them getting caught crossing the border more than their twice a week limit. 
 
 
We thank you for reading SharkNews and voting us for the best News publisher, without your support we weren't able to do this! 

Ironically, I was too LOL

I personally would like to join a clan that's not brown sticky stuff.
 
So anything besides Fatality.

Active forums, an active teamspeak with people I actually like and who I'd consider mates, lots of prep action/quality & regular weekend/weekday events.

tbf ur sisters fit

Alas! Our lord and savior @@nick_hamilton has returned to save us from the newbundle of twigss.
 
Finally, the dark days of YouTube are now over and commencing 12 GMT today all pk videos are to be sent via posted VCR tapes. To join Nick Hamilton's disciples one must send him a written letter. You can try PMing him for the address but I doubt Nick Hamilton conforms to our 2K15 methods of discussion.

Alas! Our lord and savior @@nick_hamilton has returned to save us from the newbundle of twigss.
 
Finally, the dark days of YouTube are now over and commencing 12 GMT today all pk videos are to be sent via posted VCR tapes. To join Nick Hamilton's disciples one must send him a written letter. You can try PMing him for the address but I doubt Nick Hamilton conforms to our 2K15 methods of discussion.