After a full week of being down-talked by the pitiful alliances, the Eruption of Pures set out today flexing biceps and restoring order to this young and confused Pure Community, starting at 65~ strong pirates and peaking at 74. With many clans initially pulling within 10-15 of us, we assumed we'd have no problem getting fights with our main "competition", Final Ownage. Unfortunately they folded under the pressure which resulted in a majority of their trip being spent in lobby/on the run. Nevertheless, we saved the best for last and showed the Pure Community why we are the true Kings of F2P, disposing of the pretenders and ending their trip.
EruptionTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igTfOW1gKhg
Chang Poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q88W7TGxZQ
Siyika
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrRK-Ad0jDg
Eruption of Pures vs The Last Pures
Eruption of Pures vs Final Ownage
We received word that TLP were the first to step into multi today so we decided to greet them at 26 Hill. Rushing them from the south, they decided to pull to singles as the opt difference was a bit too much. We then proceeded to go hunt for the dogs Fo.
Tracked them down to another world at 26 hill so we rushed them from the east and instantly put them down. TLP came crashing from the west (probably for revenge for us rushing them earlier) so we continued to focus our attention on Fo. Under pressure, Fo dipped towards sperm hill so we pulled south of the 26 hill to duke it out with TLP. They put up one hell of a fight, but our numbers advantage combined with strong returning turned the fight into a 1 sided affair. With 54~ ending, we walked towards our boys in Fo and rushed what remained of them west of CA and got ourselves a bank.
Thanks for the fights!
Eruption of Pures vs Fatality
Eruption of Pures vs Redemption
Eruption of Pures vs Leet-Tactics
After hunting Fo down for a good 30 minutes and laughing at them logging out and moving all over the wilderness, we heard of a 3-way going down at bandit camp. With the boys in green in an open position for attack, we rushed in from the north, first hitting LT, secondly hitting RD and FI. Both were cleared out from the battlefield leaving us to get a fall-in and head to our next target.
Eruption of Pures vs Final Ownage
With a strong peak of 73 Pirates ready to plunder some booty, we rushed over to Graves where we ironically found Fo sitting cross-eyed in singles. They attempted to do a loop-de-loop tactic around the graves but that still didn't save a number of their members who accepted their imminent fate and didn't even bother to eat.
Eruption of Pures vs Final Ownage
Eruption of Pures vs Fatality
To finish the day off, we had a little problem. Every time we got near Fo, they would hop out to another world and attempt to try and "gwas us" if we followed. With many people heading off due to it being late, we had a peak of about 65 Pirates. In the end we decided the only way Fo would even attempt to fight us was if they thought they had any form of an advantage, so the tacticians in EoP's leadership devised a genius plan. We would allow ourselves to be hit on log in if it meant that we would get to fight. We positioned ourselves and logged out just by their location and readied ourselves for battle.
We logged in and were instantly rushed by Fo. With cockiness from overgrown ego's inflating the minimap, we knew that now was the time to reveal objective to these miserable dogs.
Sorry Mr Holydreams but...
Every pirate logged in and started to overpower Fo with our superior quality and very soon into the fight, Fo's numbers were dropping while ours continued to climb. Silly lads, only MM are able to do that to us haha. Fo's leadership were in distress and unable to understand what happened. I mean, they just hit a clan "unprepared.. " on login, but managed to lose all momentum within 30 seconds. Aggressive and merciless, the Pirates slaughtered nearly every Fo member in sight. We received word Fatality wanted to join in on the fight, so we turned our attention onto them and giggled as the dogs of Fo were limping away to regroup. Down on many variables, the EoPians fought strongly and were able to repel the clan that we had degraded down to 30 man pulls with ease. With Fi straggling to hills hut, we falled back in at sperm hill and awaited Fo's imminent re-rush as they assumed they even had a chance...
Fo re-rushed with 40~ barking dogs in an attempt to overthrow us. Still being down on prayer and food, we held it off and lured them up towards 18 ports' hill after they tried to lower the wildy levels. With the realization Fo were too scared to venture above 15 wildy, we immediately rushed south to where Fo were trying to dip out at CA. With excellent returning and untouchable member quality we destroyed the peasants with ease for the next 5 minutes, littering the altar with T-30 capes. In a last minute attempt to escape, Fo ordered a retreat out of CA and towards the trees. With our 55 ending, we hunted down each and every last peasant and executed them without mercy.
Fo ended their trip shortly after, their ranks leaving in a depressing matter while claiming wins on every fight where we had encountered eachother. xd
[23:22:12] <@[EoP]Leech> reverb
[23:22:55] <@[EoP]Leech> Ur ranks claim u cleared us today
[23:22:59] <@[EoP]Leech> do u agree with that?
[23:23:04] <reverb> no.
There isn't any reason to keep trying to lie to your members' faces, you just can't compete with the Kings of F2P.
With everyone else ending, we decided to have a bit of fun, spamming @@@'s out at the lads in zu giving them a heart attack, and later ending with a bs fest at CA!
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