September 25th, 2021: Today we set out to ruin Rage's trip as always, and we were very successful to say the least.
Here's a sneak peak of Rage's trip. This is from the first 30 seconds of their pathetic 7 minute video (ours is 25 minutes at 2.25x speed)! Running to singles (and staying there) was about the only thing they accomplished today!
We started the trip off by hitting a fight between Fatality and Rage at Corp Hill. With the two companions holding each others hands, they decided to try and fight back instead of run. In under a minute, they realized this was a grave, grave mistake. No sooner than Fatality tried to spam some weeb shit at us, they ran to singles with rage not far behind.
After sending the slumped bears to singles, we waited for them to start another fight. They chose Bandits with their only remaining ally Fatality. As soon as it started, we crashed and put the bears where they belong-- in singles. Once put in their place, they stayed their the rest of the trip. For over an hour, Rage, Revenant and Clumpa all sat singles or hugged singled, scared to death of the idea of getting farmed in multi. Although this was "Rage's server", the performance they put up was embarrassing to say the least.
After the 3-clan merger had gone from 60~ starting, to a measly 30, Rage was ready to call it quits. They decided that Revenant and Clumpa couldn't save them, so fat Jizzle called it a day and dismissed everyone. I could go on and on about how bad we victimized these pussies, but I'll let the 24 minute video do the talking.
You're going to need a new plan Rage, because this sure as fuck isn't working for you. Grats Apex.