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    Deserie got a reaction from Romance in [P2P Sunday] 45 Sharks Uppercut 29 Slumping Cubs, Weebs & Stoners   



     
    October 10th, 2021: Today we headed out with 40 Godkings (peaking at 45) for our P2P Sunday Trip
     
    What can I say, another Sunday another undisputed W. 

    The forever slumping cubs (who peaked 29 today) tried having a 3-way cluster at GDZ and we immediately put an end to it. Knowing Onslaught, Fatality and Rage would all hold hands we dropped the gear and still managed to clear the cubs in under 2 minutes. After they ran like the dogs they are, we headed out and prepared to crash their next fight.


    Another cripple-alliance fight was taking place at West Bandits so we swiftly went to end it. We logged in on Rage from the west, forcing them to teleport and leave yet another fight in under 30 seconds. Fatality tried to stay and fight for an impressive 60 seconds, but they too soon realized they had no chance, so they teleported out.
     
    We used our world class worldtracker to fight a fight at Ditch which we decided to go hit. Took a staff off of BP, and ended the fight promptly.
     


     
    The remainder of the trip, we made light work of the newly formed victim alliance consisting of PD, Onslaught, Rage and Blunt Purez. Although they openly shared a CC, we absolutely gaped them. The slaughter lasted over half an hour. Who put Onslaught and Blunt Purez in the same CC ? And why are Rage officials proud of being forced into a community CC just to lose ?






    Even though the scene's most useless clans mass joined a CC, they were still no match for the almighty sharks.

     
    Next time try and put a fight Rage . Grats Apex.
     

     

     
     
     


     













     

  2. Poggers
    Deserie got a reaction from Romance in [P2P Sunday] 45 Sharks Uppercut 29 Slumping Cubs, Weebs & Stoners   



     
    October 10th, 2021: Today we headed out with 40 Godkings (peaking at 45) for our P2P Sunday Trip
     
    What can I say, another Sunday another undisputed W. 

    The forever slumping cubs (who peaked 29 today) tried having a 3-way cluster at GDZ and we immediately put an end to it. Knowing Onslaught, Fatality and Rage would all hold hands we dropped the gear and still managed to clear the cubs in under 2 minutes. After they ran like the dogs they are, we headed out and prepared to crash their next fight.


    Another cripple-alliance fight was taking place at West Bandits so we swiftly went to end it. We logged in on Rage from the west, forcing them to teleport and leave yet another fight in under 30 seconds. Fatality tried to stay and fight for an impressive 60 seconds, but they too soon realized they had no chance, so they teleported out.
     
    We used our world class worldtracker to fight a fight at Ditch which we decided to go hit. Took a staff off of BP, and ended the fight promptly.
     


     
    The remainder of the trip, we made light work of the newly formed victim alliance consisting of PD, Onslaught, Rage and Blunt Purez. Although they openly shared a CC, we absolutely gaped them. The slaughter lasted over half an hour. Who put Onslaught and Blunt Purez in the same CC ? And why are Rage officials proud of being forced into a community CC just to lose ?






    Even though the scene's most useless clans mass joined a CC, they were still no match for the almighty sharks.

     
    Next time try and put a fight Rage . Grats Apex.
     

     

     
     
     


     













     

  3. Good Banter
    Deserie reacted to SharkAttack in Rage Presents: Apex member Olivia bursts into tears over spy paranoia   
    This is [rage]ross being paranoid about IR LOL
    Propaganda won't change the fact that you pulled 9 to a scheduled pkri and were forced to cancel
  4. Good Banter
    Deserie reacted to UNBIASED APEX MOB in Rage Presents: Apex member Olivia bursts into tears over spy paranoia   
    unbiased, what the fuck is this? Legit reaching at straws
  5. Poor Banter
    Deserie reacted to Grey Wolf in Rage Presents: Apex member Olivia bursts into tears over spy paranoia   
    Many more Apex audio to follow. Internal drama, rank fights, coordination with main clans and whatnot.. 

    PM Royce#8004
     
     
  6. Good Banter
    Deserie reacted to FLOWER in @Rage @Clumpa @BC @LY @FI @Heros @Rev   
    Most interesting thing about the topic is the seasoned chicken breast from subway.

  7. Good Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from SoulTalker in [P2P Sunday] The Day Rage Closed ft. Fatality, 5 Rev Members, BP & OG.   
    Heroes didn't work out for fat @IRoss (he was also recently smited for his account "IR3") so he joined Revenant with coke addict @Royce
  8. Poor Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from keefn in [F2P Saturday] The Day Rage Died ft. Fatality, Revenant & "Clumpa"   
    @keefni'm closing your xlpc one server clan and there's nothing you can do about it pussy
  9. Good Banter
  10. Good Banter
    Deserie reacted to orgasms in [F2P Saturday] The Day Rage Died ft. Fatality, Revenant & "Clumpa"   
    rage getting bullied @keefndude what happened mr leader  ur clan is the only clan been using mains non stop lmao when was the last time ur clan went out without mains no troll here 
  11. Good Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from B S A in [F2P Saturday] The Day Rage Died ft. Fatality, Revenant & "Clumpa"   
    September 25th, 2021: Today we set out to ruin Rage's trip as always, and we were very successful to say the least.
     
    Here's a sneak peak of Rage's trip. This is from the first 30 seconds of their pathetic 7 minute video (ours is 25 minutes at 2.25x speed😭)! Running to singles (and staying there) was about the only thing they accomplished today!

     
    We started the trip off by hitting a fight between Fatality and Rage at Corp Hill. With the two companions holding each others hands, they decided to try and fight back instead of run. In under a minute, they realized this was a grave, grave mistake. No sooner than Fatality tried to spam some weeb shit at us, they ran to singles with rage not far behind.


     
    After sending the slumped bears to singles, we waited for them to start another fight. They chose Bandits with their only remaining ally Fatality. As soon as it started, we crashed and put the bears where they belong-- in singles. Once put in their place, they stayed their the rest of the trip. For over an hour, Rage, Revenant and Clumpa all sat singles or hugged singled, scared to death of the idea of getting farmed in multi. Although this was "Rage's server", the performance they put up was embarrassing to say the least.



     
    After the 3-clan merger had gone from 60~ starting, to a measly 30, Rage was ready to call it quits. They decided that Revenant and Clumpa couldn't save them, so fat Jizzle called it a day and dismissed everyone. I could go on and on about how bad we victimized these pussies, but I'll let the 24 minute video do the talking.



     
    You're going to need a new plan Rage, because this sure as fuck isn't working for you😂. Grats Apex.
     

     

     
     



















































     

  12. Good Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from B S A in [F2P Saturday] The Day Rage Died ft. Fatality, Revenant & "Clumpa"   
    September 25th, 2021: Today we set out to ruin Rage's trip as always, and we were very successful to say the least.
     
    Here's a sneak peak of Rage's trip. This is from the first 30 seconds of their pathetic 7 minute video (ours is 25 minutes at 2.25x speed😭)! Running to singles (and staying there) was about the only thing they accomplished today!

     
    We started the trip off by hitting a fight between Fatality and Rage at Corp Hill. With the two companions holding each others hands, they decided to try and fight back instead of run. In under a minute, they realized this was a grave, grave mistake. No sooner than Fatality tried to spam some weeb shit at us, they ran to singles with rage not far behind.


     
    After sending the slumped bears to singles, we waited for them to start another fight. They chose Bandits with their only remaining ally Fatality. As soon as it started, we crashed and put the bears where they belong-- in singles. Once put in their place, they stayed their the rest of the trip. For over an hour, Rage, Revenant and Clumpa all sat singles or hugged singled, scared to death of the idea of getting farmed in multi. Although this was "Rage's server", the performance they put up was embarrassing to say the least.



     
    After the 3-clan merger had gone from 60~ starting, to a measly 30, Rage was ready to call it quits. They decided that Revenant and Clumpa couldn't save them, so fat Jizzle called it a day and dismissed everyone. I could go on and on about how bad we victimized these pussies, but I'll let the 24 minute video do the talking.



     
    You're going to need a new plan Rage, because this sure as fuck isn't working for you😂. Grats Apex.
     

     

     
     



















































     

  13. Good Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from B S A in [F2P Saturday] The Day Rage Died ft. Fatality, Revenant & "Clumpa"   
    September 25th, 2021: Today we set out to ruin Rage's trip as always, and we were very successful to say the least.
     
    Here's a sneak peak of Rage's trip. This is from the first 30 seconds of their pathetic 7 minute video (ours is 25 minutes at 2.25x speed😭)! Running to singles (and staying there) was about the only thing they accomplished today!

     
    We started the trip off by hitting a fight between Fatality and Rage at Corp Hill. With the two companions holding each others hands, they decided to try and fight back instead of run. In under a minute, they realized this was a grave, grave mistake. No sooner than Fatality tried to spam some weeb shit at us, they ran to singles with rage not far behind.


     
    After sending the slumped bears to singles, we waited for them to start another fight. They chose Bandits with their only remaining ally Fatality. As soon as it started, we crashed and put the bears where they belong-- in singles. Once put in their place, they stayed their the rest of the trip. For over an hour, Rage, Revenant and Clumpa all sat singles or hugged singled, scared to death of the idea of getting farmed in multi. Although this was "Rage's server", the performance they put up was embarrassing to say the least.



     
    After the 3-clan merger had gone from 60~ starting, to a measly 30, Rage was ready to call it quits. They decided that Revenant and Clumpa couldn't save them, so fat Jizzle called it a day and dismissed everyone. I could go on and on about how bad we victimized these pussies, but I'll let the 24 minute video do the talking.



     
    You're going to need a new plan Rage, because this sure as fuck isn't working for you😂. Grats Apex.
     

     

     
     



















































     

  14. Poggers
    Deserie got a reaction from Romance in [P2P Sunday] 45 Sharks Feast Freely ft. Fatality Whale Poaching   
    September 12th, 2021: Today we headed out with 41 Godkings (Peaking at 46) for our P2P Sunday Trip.
     
    We started our lucrative and action packed trip with a fight vs. Zenith north of Falador. No one attempted to crash the fight for 10+ minutes and the lead went back and forth while we battled. Eventually Fatality made the poor decision to crash our fight, and proceeded to suicide to us for the next half an hour. During the slaughter, Legacy also made a few short appearances. We saw Rage for a couple minutes, but they just sat Falador tele-spot and sniped returners for some reason while sharing a cape with BC, Revenant and Heroes. Thanks Fatality for the donations, reminds me of@Fazeylast weekend.


     
    After clearing the entirety of the scene from Falador, we set up another fight with Zenith at Boneyard. Within a couple minutes the slumping 5-clan merger consisting of Revenant (got their audio leaked today😂), BC (they cosplay raggers), Rage (terribly slumped scene-transitioning XLPC clan), AF (dumb dutch dogs who tried macing and then broke first after making no impact with their 15 man pull) Heroes (3rd world victims who suicide for 2m a weekend) decided to crash all in the same CC and cape. The scrap lasted over an hour, but eventually (per usual) the 5-clan merger broke one by one. In under 90 minutes, all 5 clans had scurried away with their tails between their legs. Maybe try six clans next weekend💀
     
    Stay easy you victims, and Grats Apex.
     

     

     
     
     
     

     























     

  15. Good Banter
    Deserie reacted to Exodia in RoT Presents: Remembering Revenant... RIP 🙏🏻 (The fight that killed their clan) (Audio Memorial)   
    It makes sense why rev entered the pure scene lmfao
  16. Good Banter
  17. Poggers
    Deserie got a reaction from Romance in Apex Banishes the Bears to Singles in 4K | September 6th, 2021   
    September 6th, 2021: Today we heard slumping leak infested Rage was planning on having a PKRI so we made sure to swiftly end it and torture them in the process.
     
    Rage and Terror were having what appeared to be a 20v20 west of Chaos Altar, so we rushed Rage from the west, instantly sending them packing to singles.

     
    We gave them a solid 5 minutes to call all of their allies while we camped them in singles, we knew they'd need help.


     
    We headed east to multi and stood our ground at Corp Hill. Revenant, BC & Heroes couldn't save Rage just like always. We kept a clean 70+ in game the entire fight, while Rage, Revenant, BC & Heroes combined peaked at 47. The pictures and videos speak for themselves.




     
    We caught these dogs trying to get a fake ending like always and swiftly put an end to it!


     
    That was the most embarrassing thing I've seen all year Rage lmfao! Grats Apex.
     

     

     


     










     

  18. Good Banter
  19. Poggers
    Deserie got a reaction from Romance in Apex Banishes the Bears to Singles in 4K | September 6th, 2021   
    September 6th, 2021: Today we heard slumping leak infested Rage was planning on having a PKRI so we made sure to swiftly end it and torture them in the process.
     
    Rage and Terror were having what appeared to be a 20v20 west of Chaos Altar, so we rushed Rage from the west, instantly sending them packing to singles.

     
    We gave them a solid 5 minutes to call all of their allies while we camped them in singles, we knew they'd need help.


     
    We headed east to multi and stood our ground at Corp Hill. Revenant, BC & Heroes couldn't save Rage just like always. We kept a clean 70+ in game the entire fight, while Rage, Revenant, BC & Heroes combined peaked at 47. The pictures and videos speak for themselves.




     
    We caught these dogs trying to get a fake ending like always and swiftly put an end to it!


     
    That was the most embarrassing thing I've seen all year Rage lmfao! Grats Apex.
     

     

     


     










     

  20. Poggers
    Deserie got a reaction from Romance in [P2P Sunday] 55 Sharks Ban Rage From Multi ft. Get A Bind's AGS   
    August 15th, 2021: Today we headed out with 45 Godkings (Peaking at 55) for our P2P Sunday Trip.
     
    Today we decided to extend our warm welcome to the new Legacy refugees in Rage. Camping the slumping Cubs is a pretty enjoyable past-time. However we were a little let down today, as we couldn't get them to leave singles. With Abraham and Jizzle crying on mic, and Broxx refusing to use his mic, it was a very awkward trip for the infested Cubs.

     
    To keep things short and sweet, we banned the Cubs from multi. We sent them scrambling east to singles at Bandits.

     
    We camped them in singles east of Ferox until they logged out.

     
    We bullied them off Corp Hill in 2 minutes.

     
    We made them sit in a safezone for 15 minutes at Ditch.



     
    We made sure they weren't allowed to leave singles for the entire trip. I'm sure your new members are having a great time! See you dogs next weekend.
     
    Big shout out to Get A Bind for donating his AGS & Ornament Kit today!
     

     
    Rage + Rev + BC + Heroes got victimized and ended (again).  Grats Apex.
     

     

     


     






































     

  21. Like
    Deserie got a reaction from Fuzz in Elveymage IRL Reveal   
    nice wheelchair
  22. Good Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from Moleman in Zenith P2P Sunday: 65 ZENITH REIGN SUPREME OVER LEGACY & RAGE DOGS FT. SNIPE TEAM REVENANT WIPED OFF THE MAP (5X) LMAO   
    @barcode leader @fact check Listen I knew was Revenant was absolute dog shit, but I thought you could do better than this. You've pulled sub-30 for over a month now and you're letting pure clans literally farm you. Maybe if you guys recruit a couple more socially inept bottom tier pure clanners you can break 25 next week.
  23. Good Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from Moleman in Zenith P2P Sunday: 65 ZENITH REIGN SUPREME OVER LEGACY & RAGE DOGS FT. SNIPE TEAM REVENANT WIPED OFF THE MAP (5X) LMAO   
    @barcode leader @fact check Listen I knew was Revenant was absolute dog shit, but I thought you could do better than this. You've pulled sub-30 for over a month now and you're letting pure clans literally farm you. Maybe if you guys recruit a couple more socially inept bottom tier pure clanners you can break 25 next week.
  24. Good Banter
  25. Poggers
    Deserie got a reaction from Romance in [P2P Sunday] 55 Sharks Ban Rage From Multi ft. Get A Bind's AGS   
    August 15th, 2021: Today we headed out with 45 Godkings (Peaking at 55) for our P2P Sunday Trip.
     
    Today we decided to extend our warm welcome to the new Legacy refugees in Rage. Camping the slumping Cubs is a pretty enjoyable past-time. However we were a little let down today, as we couldn't get them to leave singles. With Abraham and Jizzle crying on mic, and Broxx refusing to use his mic, it was a very awkward trip for the infested Cubs.

     
    To keep things short and sweet, we banned the Cubs from multi. We sent them scrambling east to singles at Bandits.

     
    We camped them in singles east of Ferox until they logged out.

     
    We bullied them off Corp Hill in 2 minutes.

     
    We made them sit in a safezone for 15 minutes at Ditch.



     
    We made sure they weren't allowed to leave singles for the entire trip. I'm sure your new members are having a great time! See you dogs next weekend.
     
    Big shout out to Get A Bind for donating his AGS & Ornament Kit today!
     

     
    Rage + Rev + BC + Heroes got victimized and ended (again).  Grats Apex.
     

     

     


     






































     

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