Ash Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 MFW ultama lost his virginity to a guy awkward insecure gmaul headed queerMFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultama Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 How little you know and how much you act like you know is fucking hilarious LOO You have a friend who's been a HGV driver for 20? You're lucky to get insured on a Hgv at 18 so he's over 40 or doesn't have a class 2 license and probably works for sainsburys hehe No, you discuss your personal life with your friends and people you like You're not either so I don't see any need to talk to you about it and I also don't see any point in discussing stuff with you cos unlike you I don't brag about my irl to try inflate my internet ego cos nobody cares lmfao Is your boyfriend your 20+ years HGV driver hahaha Also How do you be in education for HGV? You pass a medical check then a few theories and practicals and you can start driving Do you even know the rotas you're allowed to do or are u gonna google that too you fucking moron lmao He is indeed over 40 and works at DPD, good try though indian broccoli lmfao So yeah you're basically admitting that you're insecure as fuck over your job role and the course you do at college because you realise how brown sticky stuff your life is lmfao. You have nothing to brag about in your life considering your dad is irrelevant in your life, you got held back at college, you have insomnia, admit to spending your life playing RS and you rep a fucking e-thug signature l000l god fucking bless I would hate to be in your shoes right now you've probably thought about necking yourself quite a few times that was at about 11 my time, you do realize there are different timezones than EST right btw u can't copy wat i just said awkward bundle of twigsgot try thinking of ur own insults ty btw u literally enjoy it when people stick things in ur ass bundle of twigsGOT Not everyone who is potato masher/Bi likes it in the ass lmfao Not that you would know, the only thing you fuck is your parents dead corpses lmfao sort your life out and get counselling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tesco Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 He is indeed over 40 and works at DPD, good try though indian broccoli lmfao So yeah you're basically admitting that you're insecure as fuck over your job role and the course you do at college because you realise how brown sticky stuff your life is lmfao. You have nothing to brag about in your life considering your dad is irrelevant in your life, you got held back at college, you have insomnia, admit to spending your life playing RS and you rep a fucking e-thug signature lmfao god fucking bless you virgin lma0 Not everyone who is potato masher/Bi likes it in the ass lmfao Not that you would know, the only thing you fuck is your parents dead corpses lmfao sort your life out and get counselling so your boyfriend is over 40? i didnt say im imsecure about anything btw, i confirmed that i don't like you plenty of people know what I study and what I work as actually where did i admit my life revolves around rs like you keep saying? wat? you rep xultamax u queer justin beibery tofu lmfao even hanu would call u homo nice bro you're a broccoli who yet again is wrong because: p.s didnt u say u earn around 50k a year? if 40-50k a year is abysmal then isnt ur job brown sticky stuff too xultamax lol How much does DPD pay? The average DPD salary ranges from approximately £10,294 per year for Sorter to £54,572 per year for Van Driver or £773 per week for Truck Driver this means its arounds 37-40k per year for a truck driver btw p.s hgv is heavy goods vehicle not a fucking truck u dumb brown sticky stuff, literally anybody with no points and 3 years of driving can work for DPD as a truck driver, to drive hgv you need a class 1/2 license which u would know nothing about cos u cant even get a drivers license l0000l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unreal Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 ultama likes it in the ass lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tesco Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 FOR THE HEADSHOT: Unreal, iObsession and suck my ass 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unreal Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 lmao bro I LOVE japanese music ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suck my ass Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 coc is roc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iObsession Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 heard ultama crashed his car lol jk wat car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tesco Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 i can see ur reading this btw @@ultama dont try delete ur videos l00l0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultama Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 so your boyfriend is over 40? i didnt say im imsecure about anything btw, i confirmed that i don't like you plenty of people know what I study and what I work as actually where did i admit my life revolves around rs like you keep saying? wat? you rep xultamax u queer justin beibery tofu lmfao even hanu would call u homo nice bro you're a broccoli who yet again is wrong because: p.s didnt u say u earn around 50k a year? if 40-50k a year is abysmal then isnt ur job brown sticky stuff too xultamax lol How much does DPD pay? The average DPD salary ranges from approximately £10,294 per year for Sorter to £54,572 per year for Van Driver or £773 per week for Truck Driver this means its arounds 37-40k per year for a truck driver btw p.s hgv is heavy goods vehicle not a fucking truck u dumb brown sticky stuff, literally anybody with no points and 3 years of driving can work for DPD as a truck driver, to drive hgv you need a class 1/2 license which u would know nothing about cos u cant even get a drivers license l0000l Lmfao you were literally sitting on this thread without anyone even replying god bless your cringy virgin When did I say I earned £50k a year lmfao god bless you don't even know what you're talking about l0l So when you crashed your car I assumed you got points? How did you crash your car btw lmfao were you on sharkbrew on your phone getting mad at me and you had an episode of tourettes and crashed your car? Holy fuck you virgin lmfa00 Why would I call my BF my friend you autistic broccoli lmfao that's when you know you've never got laid or had a partner before l0l Come to think of it my friend did mention he gets a bunch of pakis and polish people at the chutes at DPD who have no clue what they are doing or how to speak English so chances are you probably work at them too l0l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tesco Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 1 more thing @@ultama how did u meet ur boyfriend of 40+ years old and works at DPD lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unreal Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 @@ultama can u upload some more jap music 4 me bro im in my zone rn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultama Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Lmfao mfw @@tesco tries looks up a name similar to my old username and think's that's my youtube channel dumb broccoli l0l that's when you know you're desperate as fuck to get away from the bullying on sharkbrew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suck my ass Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 @@ultama trying to flame because of 1 infliction sig yet he's got a youtube channel dedicated to japanese music with anime pictures? tesco and coc is roc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tesco Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Lmfao you were literally sitting on this thread without anyone even replying god bless your cringy virgin When did I say I earned £50k a year lmfao god bless you don't even know what you're talking about l0l So when you crashed your car I assumed you got points? How did you crash your car btw lmfao were you on sharkbrew on your phone getting mad at me and you had an episode of tourettes and crashed your car? Holy fuck you virgin lmfa00 Why would I call my BF my friend you autistic broccoli lmfao that's when you know you've never got laid or had a partner before l0l Come to think of it my friend did mention he gets a bunch of pakis and polish people at the chutes at DPD who have no clue what they are doing or how to speak English so chances are you probably work at them too l0l so how much do u earn? do u earn less than 55k? ur pay is abysmal lol i crashed my car a long time ago btw, u only got anal pounded last night you beta taker you basically googled wages and added "lmfao i bet u do this!!" again with the assumptions smh you're a weak bundle of twigsgot and ur 45 year old bf pounds u daily lol u havent explained the weeabo music / yt channel u justin beiber tomato i have a girlfriend of almost a year btw, thats something new to you too hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iObsession Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Lmfao you were literally sitting on this thread without anyone even replying god bless your cringy virgin When did I say I earned £50k a year lmfao god bless you don't even know what you're talking about l0l So when you crashed your car I assumed you got points? How did you crash your car btw lmfao were you on sharkbrew on your phone getting mad at me and you had an episode of tourettes and crashed your car? Holy fuck you virgin lmfa00 Why would I call my BF my friend you autistic broccoli lmfao that's when you know you've never got laid or had a partner before l0l Come to think of it my friend did mention he gets a bunch of pakis and polish people at the chutes at DPD who have no clue what they are doing or how to speak English so chances are you probably work at them too l0l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultama Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 so how much do u earn? do u earn less than 55k? ur pay is abysmal lol i crashed my car a long time ago btw, u only got anal pounded last night you beta taker you basically googled wages and added "lmfao i bet u do this!!" again with the assumptions smh you're a weak bundle of twigsgot and ur 45 year old bf pounds u daily lol u havent explained the weeabo music / yt channel u justin beiber tofu i have a girlfriend of almost a year btw, thats something new to you too hehe Yeah sorry your cat doesn't count as a girlfriend you virgin lmfao my BF is 25 and works as a software developer at the same company as me and I don't take lmfao good try curry muncher l000l That youtube channel isn't mine either you broccoli l0l I used the username XUltamaX in 2013 because Ultama was taken you autistic downy l0l You didn't explain how you crashed your car though l0l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tesco Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Yeah sorry your cat doesn't count as a girlfriend you virgin lmfao my BF is 25 and works as a software developer at the same company as me and I don't take lmfao good try curry muncher l000l That youtube channel isn't mine either you broccoli l0l I used the username XUltamaX in 2013 because Ultama was taken you autistic downy l0l You didn't explain how you crashed your car though l0l so ur boyfriend is about 4 years older than u and ur telling me hes okay with u fucking him? ye ok bro ur boyfriend is ur pillow dw do u call him waifu lol ye ok justin beiberlord i bet it isnt yours i crashed it when it was pissing it down and i didnt bother changing my tyres even though my parents told me several times the grip was going, u havent told me how much u earned yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unreal Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 saying l0l after every sentence doesnt make it funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suck my ass Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Lmfao mfw @@tesco tries looks up a name similar to my old username and think's that's my youtube channel dumb broccoli l0l that's when you know you're desperate as fuck to get away from the bullying on sharkbrew it's not similar to your old name it is your old name lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultama Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 so ur boyfriend is about 4 years older than u and ur telling me hes okay with u fucking him? ye ok bro ur boyfriend is ur pillow dw do u call him waifu lol ye ok justin beiberlord i bet it isnt yours i crashed it when it was pissing it down and i didnt bother changing my tyres even though my parents told me several times the grip was going, u havent told me how much u earned yet Parent Rememeber you only have one l0l You haven't told us what course your doing, what happened to your dad or what you currently do so we'll be waiting for them first :^ ) btw you still believe that's my youtube account when this is my youtube account you virgin lmfa0 https://www.youtube.com/user/Ultamaz I wonder how many pages of youtube/google you spend trying to find something with my name in and claim it's me Are you spamming everyone in your virgin IRC to come support you getting bullied btw? I got back home and read the thread and saw you sitting on the topic (still) despite me posting more than 12 hours prior l0l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tesco Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Parent Rememeber you only have one l0l You haven't told us what course your doing, what happened to your dad or what you currently do so we'll be waiting for them first :^ ) btw you still believe that's my youtube account when this is my youtube account you virgin lmfa0 https://www.youtube.com/user/Ultamaz I wonder how many pages of youtube/google you spend trying to find something with my name in and claim it's me Are you spamming everyone in your virgin IRC to come support you getting bullied btw? I got back home and read the thread and saw you sitting on the topic (still) despite me posting more than 12 hours prior l0l my girlfriend doesn't know i play runescape btw considering i barely play, moretime im at her house also im not going to refer to my mum as both of my parents as am i? makes sense id say "she lets me do, mostly, whatever i want and isn't really strict enough" i dont see the issue with that btw, ill admit she isnt strict enough too strict is when u have to go bed at 9pm until 21 you havent told me how much you make yet, are u ashamed or something? ill be making more than you working part-time and in education looooooooooooool p.s i dont think u can compare me finding ur old weebo youtube channel to you searching through a ton of posts/topics to find that image unless u ofc saved it.. which makes you... obsessed..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suck my ass Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 nothing really just a person who loves Japanese music iObsession 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tesco Posted April 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 ~ waits for @@ultama to tell me how much he earns and how much of a taker he is ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iObsession Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 nothing really just a person who loves Japanese music l00l uhm lmfa0? i was out on a friday night with my boyfriend lmfa0? nice insomnia rejects lmfao stay at home on rs lmfao i just got home btw lmfao? lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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