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Lt always loses ft. Crosseyed zu lol!


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sv closed more times than all my clans lol!

You high? Sovereign never closed once? Atleast they didn't merge with 4 different clans on pre-eoc to make clan after clan a miserable failure. *Cough SL, Cough SOP cough Terror* Face it brown sticky stufflord. you got bullied every weekend and begged for mercy to step in level 1 wildy lol!

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So basically, you have the leader who starts off a topic saying "Lt always loses" "Zu crosseyed" etc; Who apparently lead a clan called Sithlords (SL) in pre-eoc, Let me tell you a little bit about the history of this guy. He use to walk around World 57 with this auto-talker "Join Sithlords today #1 beast lpc clan" And a few months later decided to make his clan official. The clan would pull low numbers with down syndrome members who didn't know what a swordfish was. They would often teleport, Send the leaders of other clans messages such as "Omg stop bullying us or stop rushing us" and would attempt to have trips but always wenting into hiding because they could never compete. I helped them one or two trips and they lost EVERY battle EVERY trip, this was the most severe case of autism I had ever seen. After realising his LPC was a failure, he decided to merge with other failed clans. After merging he'd always change his name. The new name of the clan turned out to be SOP "Selection of Pussies" They grew with there numbers and STILL lost every battle, the leader would miraculously masturbate on teamspeak after losing and calling out every members name as punishment "Fuck you sn0rki you broccoli" "Fuck you Sop Soldier and Sop Daily" While continuously masturbating to take out his feelings on the clan. After losing every mini, every prep, every fullout, going into hiding EVERY weekend trip, the clan decided it was best to MASS some more. When resistance closed and others clans merged with them. They changed their name again. This time Terror [T]. They always grew confidence and thought they were the gods of the wilderness, but clans such as purefect [lead by allen LMFAO], mercy and sovereign still gave them gangbangs leaving holes more wider than Lisa annes. The clan Died eventually, they had so much fun in losing all their fights, getting hacked, put into hiding and curb stomped they finally thought it was time to swap to hello kitty island adventure. they still lost that game aswell, and decided Neopets was there home. Anyways back to the story, they joined 07, with the SAME leader Lmfao...Except...this time..A slight alteration. P50's, Mulugg, Horizon and Evezz were ranks of the clan. Sithlord was so proud of his clan losing every battle he has ever had to adding every OTHER failed leader to his clan. And every week since RD opened they would bring ragg gear to trips because of how poor they got, they would only have 1 set of gear for every weekend trip. I'd ask myself "Where is RD"? 5 minutes after mass and your clan leader calls it a day lmfao. You have ranks such as Mulugg, the SLUG eyebrowed Ethiopian, who'd oftenly showered in goats cum. Horizon who was amazingly fatter and more broccolied than peter griffin. They all shared something in common. Having access to the leaderboards on their website i'd find conversations from Evezz and Sithlord about asking 13th to reopen MM and Merge for their 5th time l000000l..or Evezz talking about how much of a "Mclovin" hes like in Sri-lanken schools. Eventually they got so bad they ranks just left, Til this day Sithlord still can't lead a clan and continuously loses battles. The reason he has so much hate for Mulugg is because Mulugg left him because of how brown sticky stuff his clan turned out to be. That is how the alliance ended, Mulugg couldn't give him head anymore so SIthlord would stay up and ask his mother for an extra "2 fishfingers mom and bowl of Ice-cream for the tubby fat cunt" Each and every night they had a bondage fetish for eachother, Sithlord would be tied on the bed and Mulugg would be the dominatrix forced to skull fuck Sithlord into submission. They both enjoyed it thoroughly, Sith would often cry a tear of joy and happiness while Muluggs strapon would open up his rosebud. Each week RD would get completely hacked by sovereign, until they went into hiding once more. They'd try to claim their first fullout win as they were running south with 3 straggles and the opposing team with 60 members untouched still LOL. They ended up closing their 4th clan. Sithlord joins another clan because he's realised after 2 years of leading your clan will still be brown sticky stuff. Hence why hes member in another clan. Sithlord will always remain as one of the most Downsyndrome, Autistic leaders in this community. 

 

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0nDye6q1FU

 

And that kids is the story of the ethiopian slumdog and the  Mithlord. *Morgan freeman*

 

~Zutang for a way out m8's

 

good read thx babe

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Damn sith just wrote a fucking essay shoutout.

 

@ idk how ur going to say zu/lt suck when we were doing a small mini and u had 9+ lvl 90s. Gl today broccoli l00000l

lol lt hasn't won a round vs dr of anything!

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This is the most pathetic topic I've ever witnessed...

its served its purpose, make kids cry and is the number 1 most replied to topic in under 24 hours. Pretty sure the more pathetic thing is how I can write four sentences and you get more upset than when a clan writes something well thought out and paragraphs long lol!
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its served its purpose, make kids cry and is the number 1 most replied to topic in under 24 hours. Pretty sure the more pathetic thing is how I can write four sentences and you get more upset than when a clan writes something well thought out and paragraphs long lol!

Managed to make your whole clan mad, where the fuck did all those invite come from lol!

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Im happy to admit Sovereigns turned into such a brown sticky stuff clan, even i said it and I was oldschool/Elite, They were unstoppable in Pre-eoc and in 07 turned to complete retards. But I hate the fact that this guy just walks along thinks hes the king of the wilderness when mind you every clan hes lead has died/closed. That never happened to SV did it?

Sv wasn't very good on pre-eoc...they closed into Hostility and then CP LOL.

 

Sv on 07 was better than on pre-eoc by miles, but as you said they aren't much now.

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