tesco

You got to admire his efforts though, this guy never gives up. I kinda feel bad for him, even he's an asshole most of the time and cringy af.

Did i just see @@Braden tag in @ to help flame against @@tesco l00000l
 
Just gona remind u all what TLP turned into after we left, when people saw the real hanu, the hanu who thought he didnt need members
Tlp turned to brown sticky stuff and lost numerous preps but evry1 seems to forget that month or so
Hanu wasnt a legend, he was good at times but nobody saw his flaws
As for @@Braden just shut the fuck up u have no backbone u fat brown sticky stuff
 
@@Range Grudge was brown sticky stuff aswell he tried to call for eop yday and helped foe win l0000l
@ and @@tesco win again

lmao good read and quality banter between @ and @@Braden
 
There are so many variables that went into the final ~5 or so months of TLP that it's hard to point the finger at just 1 specific entity and blame it for how everything went down in the end. I'm just glad we reopened in the first place so I could enjoy 1 last ride on runescape, and so could many other ride-or-die old school TLP. Most importantly, we could all do it together in the clan we've called home for so long, and share the culture with many newcomers to the family. Maybe some day TLP will rise again from the ashes, but for now we should all just embrace the fact that it happened and quit crying because it's over
 
Grow up @all

Fair pointI think ur forgettin what happened just b4 he left tho
TLP lost numerous preps and pulls started lacking (i remember u losing to fi in a prep which hadnt happened for about a year)
This was when me knikker etc left
Just for the record
We won again

i've been doing this brown sticky stuff for years lmfao, too bad there is only a very small handful of members that are able to reciprocate with half intelligent arguments -,-

just my opinion(and apparently the majority of others as well)

how are u trying to even talk about TLP when u were in SV?
we literally made u go main after railing u week in week out u dumb vaping dutch bundle of twigs

Interesting that you're so quick to diminish the efforts of all the other ranks(including yourself, but not really surprised considering we've established you're some beta cuck lmfao) and members and suck off Hanuman lmfao.
 
Honestly from day 1 of you being in TLP last year you despised it. I know that, and maybe it wasn't clear to everyone, but you were still clinging onto some previous hate. Whether it's because you were jealous of the quality and companionship TLP had in comparison to the clans you hopped around, they did not even compare and I really hope you know that....
 
But knowing you, it's probably some private server pussy bullbrown sticky stuff that you couldn't get over. All you wanted from the get go was to use TLP's past fame and glory to boost you and your private server buddies back to the top and gain some more fame behind your name. In some ways this worked for sure, but for the rest of us this whole ordeal really exposed how much of an emotional fucking loser you are lmfao. Don't kil yourself over this kid, but you never really deserved any of the appreciation you got over the past year.

7:45 whoever gave that speech sounds like Kaitlyn Jenner lmfao confirmed sv was a bunch of bundle of twigss, kyp retards tlp closed yall.

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The fact that no one outside of sv would even think for a second that TLP didn't win the rivalry pretty much speaks volumes.
That clan lives off the misfortune of others and due to the fact that TLP literally did not lose a single fight to sv, they gave up in record time lmfao.

my fucking face when do u rly want me to drop ur dox u pimple faced broccoli lmfao
 

 
fucking disgusting dog ur not even from leeds but u claim ur from there l0000000000000000000000000000l

wow 'didn't ask' another thing that sv copied from tlp lmfao
 
almost like how the current sv is a living wannabe clone of RoT, except realistically its just a gathering of people who have been declined from RoT(you can check the declined introduction section, there is literally 30+ declined current sv members, including the majority of your ranks) or kids that know they would never be good enough to get in, i'm assuming you're one of the latter. On the other hand, over 10+ TLP members have been accepted into RoT since TLP closed, but I'm sure they're just lucky hey

L;MFAO i literally went and fucked a girl while ur sitting here anxiously refreshing to see if i quoted you at 5am
 
ur just another little rat that is beneath me(and the 9+ people that post on this account LOL)
 
ezier than sv lmfaooo

I thought the general conscensus was that SV going HPC was a horrible mistake. They were literally like 2-19 in preps and got dominated by TLP till they went main. I don't think anyone can truly argue against it unless they are literally brainwashed mongrels

I dont care, they were the only clan to go from lpc->mpc->hpc. They were fighting for #1 in mpc/hpc 

how are u trying to even talk about TLP when u were in SV?
we literally made u go main after railing u week in week out u dumb vaping dutch bundle of twigs

mfw a 308 recruit is asking me where i started l00
 
i mean i'd tell u what era but you'd ask me what pvp worlds were like back then tbh

have u ever had to buy something w/ the street price being insanely high compared to trade price so u had to add junk equalling up to like 300m (addy arrows p++ btw!) @HulaHoopN 
nvm u log into rs with an email lmfao

he's in rage how would he know what a real slave does?
 
afaik rage are all mass recruited from 308 edge l0

he's in rage how would he know what a real slave does?
 
afaik rage are all mass recruited from 308 edge l0

Most of these are average and are only possible cuz ur super fed. Nevertheless good vid

does any1 know what this rando is talkin about

who even are u lol ur vouch is meaningless since ur probably a troll account, can't imagine someone actually calling themself a "niblet"

Clan(s):Critical Damage
 
stfu lmfao

Hello 2016 Pure Community.  Some of you may know me, others may not.  I founded Intense Redemption in 2006 and led IR through some significant peaks and valleys over the years until our final closure in 2013 - from a mass leave to form a break-off clan in our very early stages to defeating P2P-only clan Carnage in a full-out and claiming #1 P2P MPC, from a failed merge in our very early stages to defeating in-over-their-head Zenith in a 100v100 and maintaining our title as #1 MPC.  Eventually, father time came knocking on our loyal-to-the-death core and we no longer had the time to invest in being a stable clan, let alone the top one in the MPC.
 
That's us in a nutshell, but I wanted to give my thoughts on what I've seen from a brief browse on what's going on here today.  I've never been one to mince words and here's my verdict: this community is an absolute brown sticky stuffhole.
 
Hopefully brutal honesty doesn't trigger you in the same manner a manspreader does for a third-wave feminist.  I truly feel sorry for the newer folks to the scene who didn't get to experience a pure clanning landscape that didn't have the following:
 
Addy daddies running rampant - newer folks, can you believe there was a time when nearly every single pure was 1 defense?  LOL, crazy right?  Instead there are cucks running around bragging about their 39 defense - a tacit admission that they would be brown sticky stuff without it.  It's no surprise that during 1 def cap preps the 30+ defense kids are often the worst tanks and thereby the easiest kills.  "Wtf how are these arrows and scims doing so much damage to me???  Sorry guys, I'll do better next round." Mains shamelessly being brought on trips and in the very clan chat of the "pures" - I've seen multiple videos with kids in rune running around fighting, wearing their clan's team cape, etc. I think EOP is the worst offender of this, although I'm sure almost every noteworthy clan (besides maybe FOE) has done it.  As if that wasn't bad enough, they're shown as a blue dot on the mini map, obviously meaning the clan's leadership has no qualms about it and doesn't care who sees.  Here's a novel idea: why don't you all just get 40+ defense?  If you really want an inherent advantage that badly, you can't go wrong with this! P2P Teleporting - Newer folks, can you believe there was a time when every respectable clan strictly prohibited teleporting?  Not anymore.  About to die?  Just play your get-out-of-jail-free card and save those rune crossbows!  Leadership made a bad call and you're fucked?  Don't worry, we'll just mass teleport and try again!  
Now that that's been stated, I have a couple special shoutouts to a couple of the newer clans on the block.
 
Redemption - Needless to say, this clan's founders are new, lazy, and didn't do any homework when choosing a name or they are IR fanboys who were clearly never a part of IR.  Yes, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but it's completely unwanted flattery.  To the surprise of no one, their team cape is the blue Team-26.  For the newer folks, I'll let you take a wild guess what our team cape was since the inception of team capes in the late 2000's.  If any clan wants to throw some dirt on these guys, just remind them that they're all fakes and that they'll never sniff even a shred of mediocrity.
 
Supremacy - Look at this sick banner they have:
 

 
Supremacy member: "Wow!!!  That's incredible!!!  Best banner in the pure comm-"
 

 
Supremacy member: "Oh.  Hey [whoever the leader is], it looks like we have a PR problem on our hands." 
 
Leader: "Just say his clan is brown sticky stuff."  
 
Member:  "He's not in a clan, though."  
 
Leader: "Just say he would fit in with Doom and that he should join right in time for Phase 2."  
 
Member: "He's retired though."  
 
Leader: "Dude, just tell him he's a re tard, I'm busy."
 
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Anyway, I'm excited to see the reaction to this.  I'd love to hear some coherent responses to everything I've said in here.  If you think a pure clanning community is better with teleports, wild adamant animals, and main reinforcements, I got some bad news for you.
 
Ideally the leadership of every clan of significance (meaning Supremacy and fake IR should be shoved away) would come together and work something out about this, for the betterment of everyone.  But we all know that's not going to happen.  Keep on trucking away, using whatever scummy method you can concoct to get your clan an inherent advantage.
 
That is all.  Let the responses to these points separate the thought-provoked and the braindead - "Hurr durr, u suck."
 
P.S. I get that clanning is intense and you probably hate each other - I've been there.  But I want to point out a life resource that EVERY SINGLE GUY HERE can relate to.  One that changes the lives of boys/men of all ages.  Basically, the world is not what you think it is.  If you think life is a magical fantasy land, it's time for you to unplug.  It's time to swallow the /r/theredpill.