Dave'

FOE wins another P2P Fullout despite the community voting against us, yet again proving ourselves to the entire community. We are the Legends of P2P and after years and years of contesting nobody has taken our spot, and never will.
 
I do want to massively thank Apex for being the only clan willing to step up though.
 
Massive respects to @Old Nox for challenging us in this war and attempting to fight us in our strongest area. It's funny how other trash clans claim to be stronger and #1, but a non-legacy clan has more balls to step up to the plate, even if its one of the most difficult yet rewarding fights for them.
 

 
Lol EOP, I'll happily F2P or P2P Fullout you in Clan Wars any weekend, where you can't log onto 50 mains.
 
Good fight today, and hope we can do more down the line, maybe even a F2P Fullout.
 
Until then, remember FOE will always be #1 in large-scaled Pure vs Pure fights where clans can't abuse mains.
 
 

its 2016 and people are still worrying about what peoples sexual orientation is lmao

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Today the Unbreakable clan set out with 40 dead gorillas, later peaking at around 50 for our F2P pk trip.
Our trip today was very different compared to the usual crashing another clans fight that lasted 20 seconds.
 
Instead a random zerk clan went out f2p pking today so we decided to slaughter them pretty much for the entire trip. Thanks random zerk clan, seems like you need a little more F2P practice, feel free to continue attending f2p trips and we'll keep killing you. 
 

 
The first trip of today consisted of us walking to 13 ports until we saw a random zerker clan rush Olympus. Eventually they realised they hit the wrong clan and decided to chase us. We quickly ran to 13 ports and begun transitioning through piles while not losing a single person. While we were slaughtering the young warriors, Olympus decided to rush the fight. Not long after we decided to leave the fight as EOP were also rushing 13 ports.
 
The second fight of today consisted of a fight vs the random zerker clan east of ruins. The fight had begun with 51 (UB) and Random Zerk Clan (27), the fight lasted quite some time and we were easily slaughtering them. Yet again the randoms couldn't figure out how to F2P so they pulled towards ruins. To our suprise, Olympus decided to rush us with 34 while we were in multi with 46, let me just say this the nicest way possible.... Olympus got fucking cucked lmfao. We walked Olympus down from level 29 wildy all the way to below level 20 wild. Luckily for us, the random zerker clan were very very clueless and allowed us to kill them yet again, clearing them completely from the map.
 
This time we decidedd to defend at 13 ports with 47 strong apes. Yet again this very random zerker clan had rushed us with 28 weak women. This fight had gone uncrashed and lasted for more than 10 minutes. It was such a feast at one point we had 47 compared to their 13. 
 

 
The random zerk clan still thought it'd be smart to straggle around, so we answered their prayers and killed them lmao. We pulled east towards the trees/ca. Luckily they had followed but to only die to the unbreakable apes. Intel was that EOP were rushing from 13 ports which we made the second easiest decision after killing the random zerker clan was to logout and take the W lmao.
 
Fourth event of the day was us planning to bait the zerker clan into yet dying to us again. Long story short, they rushed us in single while EOP were at 26 hills waiting for us to clash. We rushed south of 26 hills, killed the zerks for a bit then eop crashed but unfortunately for EOP we had already left the battlefield.
 
Last event of the day consisted of us killing EOP, which we will do again and again and again and again and again and again. With our glorious intel we were able to destroy the red caped teaming with zerkers clan in gorilla warfare. Our sharpened blades and swift arrows sliced through the adamant rune armour of the eruption of zerker teaming pures.
 
Supremacy ended up smoking EOP also lmfao
 
After that, we ended, having had an absolutely great trip.
 
Thanks for the fights everyone!
 
Dean's POV:

 
Fudog's POV:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QOO2vEH-Sg
 
Tyen's POV:

 
Nick's POV:

 
Murky's POV:


 












OP getting kyped FT more loot from rev





 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 











 

wouldnt ref u if u wanted to join tbh and when sv closes for the 5th? time, lets hope someone sticks their neck out for u to join rot and we all know thats highly doubtful

Aha I remember when I got council over braden and he was mad as fuck haha cya fat broccoli

Aha I remember when I got council over braden and he was mad as fuck haha cya fat broccoli

Aha I remember when I got council over braden and he was mad as fuck haha cya fat broccoli

Aha I remember when I got council over braden and he was mad as fuck haha cya fat broccoli

how desperate are you lmfao, stick to edge recruiting or something lol wasteman badman ting etc bundle of twigsgot

A )
TLP EOP B )
SV FOE C )
RD SUP CP DOOM Z )
FI

Part of me feels bad for seeing how far they have fallen in such a short time. but the other part of me is looking forward to how much further they will drop

 

 

1 month ago:

 



 

 

Today:

 



 

GRATZ EOP

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Today the best pure clan on the game, The Last Pures, left edgeville with a strong 70, later peaking at 85 on teamspeak. With SV peaking at an abysmal 55 people in their friends chat, we knew we would have an easy day of owning them. They are very dead.

 

 

Fi and SV have signed their death warrants.

 

 

TLP DOES IT AGAIN BTW LMFAO







 mfw

 



 

Our first fight of the day started around CA. We found sv in multi and rushed them with about 25 more than them. We instantly started destroying them but to our surprise CD rushed with 150 people in the same cape and started hitting TLP. We quickly moved to graves to reevaluate. 

 

We saw CD move away from sv so we made our move and engaged in another 1v1 against them. As soon as sv started getting slammed (instantly lmfao) cd once again rushed to their aid.

 

We pulled down to like 8 wild where cd could no longer hit us with their mains or pures, and we started fucking sv again. SV, knowing they were losing even though their cape counter read 220vs55, ran north with the lpc instead of standing 1v1 against the kings of f2p.

 

After this we saw sv + cd both hopping together looking for clans with literally 250 on the cape counter.

 

By now we had figured out what was going on. SV needed ANOTHER clan to help them today. With this in mind we decided to round up the United Adamant Alliance of TLEoP. Unfortunately for us eop were killing fi in like level 8 wild and fi was returning even tho they were down 50 in game so we decided to rush in and end the fight even tho I'm sure eop would have loved to fuck fi for another 20 minutes. Srry eop =(

 

After the fight was over, we got the same capes as eop, and we found cd alone on corp hill. We logged in with 70 to their 100 (with like 25 mains lmfao) and started fucking them. SV ended up rushing in to help CD and fi also showed up in their capes (lmfao justin beiber). Once the other United Adamant Alliance of TLEoP members arrived, the fight was extremely easy. We fought at corp hill for about 25 minutes when suddenly both sv and fi ran north, leaving cd all alone. They started running north to dwarves allowing all members of the United Adamant Alliance of TLEoP to finally hit their tiny level 80 pures and ended up getting smoked. Finally sv logged back in at dwarves to help them, only to get pushed from dwarves to gap to gdz which is where they made their last stand and logged out after getting completely cleared from the battlefield. They could not hang and they knew this.

 

After this, we heard they were planning to team yet again. We rounded up the United Adamant Alliance of TLPEoP and once again came in their asses. We fought on corp hill for like an hour with cd running in and out of single multiple times. For the next hour we kept running back and fourth between sperm baiting cd/sv to multi and eventually baited them all the way to 26 hill where we had our final fight, 100v100, in which United Adamant Alliance of TLEoP lost roughly 3 people. By this time cd/sv were done, sv having 30 in their ts channel and 18 in game, we were too much and they stood in single east of 26 hill. The United Adamant Alliance of TLEoP waited for another 10 minutes just to make sure cd/sv didnt think about re-rushing and after some solid flames, we logged out victorious.

 

Do not ever team on any members of the United Adamant Alliance of TLEoP, or you will meet the same fate.

 

 

Rhythm's point of view

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUm4yVwp7w0/video]

 

ToyCar's point of view (first fight only)



 






















 













 

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K2P POV clearing SV:



 

Tyen POV:



 





 



Massed up ~30 niggas to go pk around the wild.  Cleared rdg/bear/scorp and killed some random teams for the first 30 mins.  Was pretty good loot.

 

We got word that SV had massed up to go PK, so we massed up some more men.  After logging in World 28 RDG, we ran east and found SV in the vents which is where the fight started (30v30).  Smoked SV left and right in the vents for ~10 minutes before they dropped their gear for 1 item.  Literally destroyed them for 20+ hours in gdz.  Special shoutout to 7im for 2 Verac's sets LMFAO 

 

 pastalover for the whip + 2 krakens, and whoever else donated a +1 to us.  Very easy.  

 

Nice Edge Spawns, no wonder why you guys suck.  Sick ending btw l0000l

 

Same time tomorrow alliance (peep adhi and lil nick wahahaahahahahahhahahhh)

 



 





 

 





 





 



 

 

 



 







 

 

GRATZ TLP FOR WINNING THE LONGEST WAR IN PURE CLANNING HISTORY (21 hours)

LIL NICK ERA L0L0L0L

tlp pondered over to watch your battle and it looks like you guys had full control grats eop

tlp pondered over to watch your battle and it looks like you guys had full control grats eop

tlp pondered over to watch your battle and it looks like you guys had full control grats eop

tlp pondered over to watch your battle and it looks like you guys had full control grats eop

tlp pondered over to watch your battle and it looks like you guys had full control grats eop

topics like this is why I asked @@slushpuppy to implement a 'justin beiber' button on posts...

I'll give you a tldr
 
Fi is dead

Firstly I would like to say, gratz EoP on securing #2 matched today. It really just goes to show the difference having a competent leadership can have on a clan.
 
But on to the main message of my post:
 
Early this morning it was discovered that ANOTHER ex-fatality leader(101 Sins) has applied for the almighty TLP.
 
Whilst his era was not quite the most succesful, the majority of current fatality legends consider it vastly greater than what the current leadership has accomplished(in the midst of losing their 33rd rivalry to EoP), and are also contemplating making the switch as well.
 
As TLP gets stronger, the anti-TLP alliance continues to get undeniably weaker.
 
For the uninformed; Fo severed their ties with the alliance yesterday after Revan called his main clan Ancient Fury to aid Fatality during an inter-alliance P2P wilderness fight (confirmed by logs, thanks Swelly). Although the chances of fo recovering from their current slump is slim to none, it is comforting knowing [CT]Jack acknowledges the mistakes his predecessors, along with himself, have made and is doing his best to make amends.
 
Which leaves Sv, the clan that has been severely crippled over the past month by a series of horrible decisions within the leadership. What will SV do now that their minion clan fo has left them and fatality is essentially a stepping stone clan that feeds TLP their best members? (See: the 15+ members that TLP has acquired from fi over the past year, including multiple leaders and high councils).
 
Is there a chance that Sovereign can salvage this broken alliance from it's near death, or will it go down in history as a tiny footnote on the long list of clans that united against the Gods of pure clanning TLP and failed miserably?

gratz eop

 

@@Halloween stop cry baby

Hey guys, it's your friendly neighbourhood salad eater here.
I'm here to discuss the correlation between clans who have positioned themselves against a clan who was way out of their league and slumping.

Members of the anti-TLP alliance:
foc - Reduced to sharing team capes with other members of the anti-TLP alliance as well as promoting ex-ranks of the now defunct mpc Control to their leaderboard. Need I say anymore?

sv - a once big fish in a small pond (see: mpc scene) embarrassed by the Blue Giant; TLP. Their pulls have seen tremendous slumps, going from 115-45, as well as mass demotions amongst their incompetent leadership. Also a part of the two clan alliance that has been sharing a team cape recently and feeding wins to the #1 pure clan TLP, most recently being banned from the wilderness and forced to fight in clan wars with their minion clan foc as a result of their clan being so extremely spy ridden(leaderboards leak coming soon).

fi - YES THIS CLAN IS STILL OPEN LMAO. The leadership, cited by current legends + supreme elders to be the worst leadership in fatality history, is currently living up to expectations. fi managed to peak at 35 people to todays P2P trip and are in the midst of losing their 24th rivalry to EoP. They are also on a 250+ day losing streak to TLP, for those interested.

cp - yes, this clan is still open as well. They are currently enjoying their annual slump at the hands of TLP which is indicating no signs of an end unless another mass merge with an lpc occurs, presumedly Olympus. Goodluck Bvg on leader, my fingers are crossed for you.


Clans not in the anti-TLP alliance:
TLP(obviously)- Currently at an all time peak of their 10+ year history. Although the current competition is so far below the par that has been set pre-eoc, TLP are showing extreme signs of domination that rival MM at it's peak.

Rd/EoP- I will be grouping these two clans together as they are currently both at similar levels of competion in their respective servers. Both are making seamless transitions out of minor slumps due to the fact that they have not antagonized the Blue Beasts and are looking to start pushing into the top 3. Gratz RD and gratz EoP.

Sup- Sup have really been improving recently, most likely due to the fact that they having been getting easy wins over lesser clans as well as a certain ex-TLP Warlord helping with the organization. At this rate Sup is looking to relieve their glory days, albeit short, as a direct result of not crossing the paths of the Kings of Pure Clanning.


As can been seen from the above findings, there is an irrefutable correlation between clans that have made an effort to dethrone TLP and near clan closing slumps.

My question today is; will a clan attempt to break out of the anti-TLP alliance in search of greener (in this case bluer) pastures? Clanning experts have likened this situation to Damage Incorporated breaking out of the vr+df2+di alliance the was formed against RoT over the past two years, also stating that it does not look good for the clan who first leaves in order to rekindle their relationship with TLP as Hanuman does not forgive nor forget.

My money is currently on fi. The clan that is only still open to this day because the ex-TLP leader and current elder Cory|Gotchoback had enough caring and compassion in his heart to decide it would be so. Will the current abysmal fatality leadership be forced to bend the knee to The Last Pures once again?

Guess we will see, stay tuned.