Togo

broccoli lmao

Hey fellow sharkbrewers,
 
 
We got another story for you guys today, this is quite a disturbing one but lets get straight into it.
 
 
One of our reporters was browsing the http://sharkbrew.com when he came across a disturbing status update of [EoP-Applicant]Victory
 

 
We didn't believe it at first, but after close investigation it really does say '//wrists'.

 
 Does this mean [EoP-Applicant]Victory is cutting himself? We have tried to contact @@Victory for some answers on why he posted this disturbing message.

 
He has not replied to any of those yet, we're currently asking CP ( @@messi ) if they know anything about this but it seems like aren't aware of the fact he was suicidal either.
Lets hope current EoP applicant victory will get some professional medical help. I hope you guys will send him your support, its truly hard to see somebody within our community going through this insane depression.
 
Childline (0800 1111) runs a helpline for children and young people in the UK. Calls are free and the number won't show up on your phone bill.  
 
In other news, we're still working on the lost TLP leader story, bare with us while we're working on it!

your leaderboards are justin beiber.

tell niblet to stop declining
tell control pker to stop declining
tell that kid who plays with 2x4's irl to stop declining

R u telling me i gotta wait 8 hours for banter
 
Cuz fuck that

yikes tlp

now tlp kids are using a batman logo for him to return

 

I want to get 72 fletching.

Probably because your ranks are annoying and difficult to deal with.
 
I mean Ruin is better than you guys and we still get plenty of preps, so if you think its because you're good then that doesn't make sense does it m8s :/

ur cancerous retards?
 
u declined every single prep from severance and even banned me and @ from ur ts for asking for preps
 
fuck urself tomato

tyvm. enjoy singles

Lmfao you don't need to embarrass Rage they do it themselves
 

Looked ez gj. I watched control hairline stream it and he rages so hard its 7v8 he died made it 6v8 and he made pol leave cc bc it was over lmaoooo.

sik win guys! much skill much wow! prep us
 
We might just have to start starving you guys.. just too good.

Hi
@@Togo

ehhhh

im sorry wat did u miss the 55-0 perfection a couple weeks ago?

kys

gj boys

On December 19th 2015, Slaughter had 44 tigers ready to go. Later Peaking at 47. We set out and decided we are going to end 2015 in a bang. On this day Rage and Massacre knew their place



To all the people in attendance.

To Rage for the Prep

To MA for the Prep

Was fun. 





We got word that [M]ass[A]cre wanted to fight at 18 ports. We gladly accepted. With our scims out we rushed onto the hill in which they were defending on. We rushed with 47 Tigers to their 42buffaloes and immediately we began to crush them. Within seconds their fatality's became catastrophic. Our quality out matched them by miles and they dropped to 36 people while we had only lost one. They began to push west to hold the return spot of corp. But our tigers weren't going to allow any of that. We bullied them relentlessly until they pushed even more west towards Corp hill. By this time they had only 29 survivors while we had 43. They attempted to do single tactics and snipe from graves but we knew better. After banging out another 9 leaving them with 20, we left them for dead.  

Good Fight MA & Thanks for the clean fight

 

Slaughter Starting - 47

Massacre Starting - 42

 

Slaughter Ending - 41

Massacre Ending - 20 





Shortly after the fight vs MA, we decided to fight Rage down 10. We've done it before, and we knew we could outlast them and do it again. So with our minds made up, we rushed in. At first it was going well. We had 42 Tigers against 53 bears. We knew if we held our ground, we could easily take them. Shortly after the fight begun, we got crashed by Envy who had 75 people. We decided to go to singles and fight another day. 

 

Slaughter Starting - 42

Rage Starting - 53

 

Slaughter Ending - 33

Rage Ending - 43

EV Crashing - 73





 

Our tigers were angry we couldn't get a clean 1v1 Vs Rage so we decided to hunt them again. We found them and rushed them down 6. We knew we could take them. We dwindled their numbers down but shortly after SD decided to come and crash. ( Notice how we always get sandwhiched. This is what happens when your #1. ) We gladly took on the challenge of 2v1. We began to turn onto SD and switching back and forth between them and rage.  We got SD down to 27 and bullied them to the trees while we got Rage down to 44 before EV crashed again and we pulled to singles.

 

Slaughter Starting - 44

Rage Starting - 50

SD Starting - 32

 

Slaughter Ending - 36

Rage Ending - 44

SD Ending - 27?





So, due to the fact of EV massing every Edge Pker we decided to ask MA for a clean fight in clan wars, no overheads, no crashing, pure quality. The minimum with 30 but we decided to sit to 29 for them. For some odd reason, they decided to not do a R2 and R3 and logged.. Ty for prep?



Slaughter Starting - 29

Massacre Starting - 29

 

Slaughter Ending - 26

Massacre Ending - 0





After showing MA whose #1, we decided to fight Rage. They always complain about the prep times we give them, so we asked them now. We have 30 and so do you. Let's really see who the #1 LPC is. 



Slaughter Starting - 30

Rage Starting - 30

 

Slaughter Ending - 24

Rage Ending -  0 



Slaughter Starting - 30

Rage Starting - 30

 

Slaughter Ending - 24

Rage Ending -  0



Pictures & Videos 

https://youtu.be/I2pkhlLw8wE

 



 



 



 

hey another anonymous fo kid dedicated to sucking our dick
 
thanks for the +1 lmao

by far the potato masherest prep i have attended

very tough prep that coulda gone either way