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hahahaha Shark news #1

Welcome to sharknews,
 
Today we have a special item for you, lets get straight into the news!
 
 
 
TLP's leader hanuman has officialy been missing for over 4 days, is this because SV ended their pk trip? Is he not able to handle the back to back rivarly loss to FoE and SV?
All we know is that @@BarrageKyle is still trying to back his clan up even after every devastating loss or humiliating defeat. Lets hope for TLP they can pull everything together before barragekyle gets leader. Afterall they are still leading in the highest closing rate.
 
In other news, #farmers? A Main clan that was originally created on a private server by former and current TLP members to rag clans when they weren't able to compete. Are they re-opening farmers again as a desperate attempt to fight JaJa? Is EoP going to be involved with #Farmers?
 
  You tell me!
 
And did SV really get acces to EoP/TLP's leaderboards. We found this today on their forums!
 


 
@@BarrageKyle could you explain this to us? It seems like you're losing even when there are no weekend trips.
 
 
And last but not least, some positive news, @@Father Justin has returned to SV with 24/7 border patrol. He has currently refused several TLP members to hop the ditch and killed over 50+ of them who still tried to enter the forbidden area. Oh wait, this is still negative for TLP. Godbless if you're in TLP must suck.
 
 
 
 
 
We will be back when SV make the leaderboards public or when when there is more information about TLP's lost leader hanuman.

hey it me kj, i have erectile dysfunction 

That's embarrassing.

Cool sig

That's embarrassing.

if i ever heard anyone start crying like this on cp ts i would immediately quit scape

That is a lot of text and pictures of text that I did not read.
 
However I will say that Fatality is a brown sticky stuff clan.

post your meal plan

2 brown sticky stuff tier clans fighting, nice

As some of you know eop recently didn't just beat fi they DESTROYED them in the only thing they had going for them, A p2p fullout haha...As many eop members would say that was very fucking easy 74-0 and 73-0...now with all this said and done EoP has officially removed Fi's fake statue from last year lmfao get fucked bundle of twigsgots
 

kiss the cup lmfa0

considering the 2 clans involved are rd and fi, you both lose

Looked boring, gratz on killing 4 randoms and claiming it was 3 clans.

who cares it's all about the loot

Gz on #3

JONTY! JONTY! JONTY!
 
Kiss the Ring, naysayers.

JONTY! JONTY! JONTY!
 
Kiss the Ring, naysayers.

Who has the ring? Jonty, that's who.

i really hope all my friends on sharkbrew.com appreciated my heartfelt poem i worked on it for 6 hours 27 minutes and 36 seconds while witnessing the doom demons bully the team 7 cape clan and the team 47 cape clan throughout the weekend. i have seeked the help of a therapist in order to cope with the things ive seen these demons do to their enemies and he told me that writing out all my emotional stress into a poem could help me recover from my PTSD (professionally diagnosed). he also recommended i stop seeking out these wars of the wilderness in which the mighty doom demons seem to always win but i cannot let my friends on sharkbrew.com down because i know you are all waiting for my purely unbiased and unhuman reports on these wars of the wilderness in which the doom demons seem to always win.

this is actually funny
 
LOL, atleast your proud though and keep their forums alive.

looks like you lost. try again tomorrow

He called him a broccoli, that's offensive to disabled people and a personal attack on a member of sv for calling him and all sv members that.

mfw clw clans think wildy is similar to clanwar fights lmfa0