Persian Tom

Hey fellow sharkbrewers, its your favorite non bias news reporter again.
 
 
 
I wasn't able to report news for a while due certain bias moderators taking a way my freedom of speech and banning any sort of negativity towards the islamic state of TLM.
It felt like the islamic state of TLM turned his focus onto propaganda instead of fighting for what they believe. Which is understandable because their believe is that they are a relevant pure clan,
and they can't make this happen if they are banned from the wilderness by the united nations of Sovereign.
 
the united nations of Sovereign have been aware that TLM has been trying to re-create a islamic caliphate after this disturbing image was caught by one of the spyware leaks within their organization
 
 
Now lets get right into the news of last nights Massacre. Sovereign's high advanced technology spyware has found a leak in the islamic caliphate of TLM. The united nations of Sovereign quickly dropped a massive bomb right on top of TLM's leader hanuman (viewer discrection is advised). 
 
 
 
After TLM's leader was down @ quickly called the flank attack to clean up the rest of the The Lost Terrorists who were completely suprised and went down quicker than @@Braden running laps and @@BarrageKyle 's haircut.
 

 
The second attack from the united nations of Sovereign on the caliphate was much worse than any person ever could imagine. One of the biggest disgrace you could give to the islamic state of TLM is giving them the big purple dick and making them scream oink oink. But due the fact @@Hanuman was enjoying it we realised we aren't dealing with religious people because god hates bundle of twigss.
We have yet to found out why they are using the Islam as a way to recruit more brainwashed dropouts to spread their lies and hopes.
 
 
 
 

 
 
And ofcourse last but not least!
 
After the united nations of Sovereign removed the Terrorists twice from the Wilderness they decided to pay them a visit at the wilderness ditch. Which resulted into TLM running to al-kharid in hope to use their guerrilla warfare tactic but The United Nations of Sovereign were to high of smoking grey hats that they weren't going to fall for some failed bomb attack of TLP.
 
The Lost Terrorists now realising that Sovereign is to high from smoking them saw an opportunity to attack the FoE rebels who were down 15~!
But The united nations of Sovereign heard about this attack and decided to help FoE out while being high asf, but the FoE rebels clearly practised their guerrilla warfare and somehow managed to beat TLM down ~15 before Sovereign's rag squad arrived. The Lost Terrorists tried to call Ancient Fury but their fighting style is to ancient to handle Sovereign and they got banned out aswell.
 
Eruption of Corruption wanted to aid The Lost Terrorists after they publicly announced their support to the Islamic caliphate of TLM.
But @@Thimaah forgot to confirm with callers and ended up having to go back to safe ground.
 
 

 
 
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Credits to @@CalumGFX for the GFX!
 

(665)
 
Runner Up:The Last Pures
(630)
 

(893)
 
Runner up:Doom
(700)
 

(538)
 
Runner up:Slaughter
(453)
 
 
 
  *Clan's total pull for the month of January based off of aftermath topics posted on Sharkbrew HPC
Corrupt Pures 90 80 (170)
Eruption of Pures 55 50 50 50 23 22 30 55 50 (385)
Fatality 75 70 75 70 65 65 70 (490)
Final Ownage Elite 50 50 83 25 80 60 75 65 (488)
The Last Pures 80 70 75 75 70 70 35 80 75(630)
Redemption 12 55 58 46 45 62 50 55(383)
Sovereign 40 106 60 35 25 75 50 40 24 65 63 82(665)
Supremacy 10 45 25 50 29(159)


 
MPC
Against All Odds 55 44 49 46 35 44 45(318)
Apex 73 58 45 57 65 47(345)
Critical Damage 50 77 52 83 33 103 110 90 80 100 115(893)
Doom 50 72 83 80 70 40 65 65 90 85(700)
Olympus 47 62 53 55 50 60 60 65 30 25 25 45 58 50(685)
Ruin 25 28 35 55 55 15 42 40 20 15 46 68 71(515)
Envy 75 70 56 100 75 45 68(489)
Lithuania Pures 60 63 66(189)
 
LPC
Rage 65 40 25 20 35 62 39 16 55 45 25 30 81(538)
Slaughter 62 32 24 70 30 29 37 60 28 48 33(453)
Sudden Death 41 65 40 70 60(286)
Plague of Pures 31 50(81)
 
For a more in depth breakdown of each clans pull: http://www.sharkbrew.com/community/index.php?/topic/14803-clan-pullwilderness-activity-tracker-january-1-january-31/&do=findComment&comment=362402

Lmao 10/10

[11:39] <Babalanka> You've embarassed me in front of the pure community by booting me

So you join sv and make daddy put u into retirement lmfao..



 



 

 

@@Father Justin...don't ever try the person who made you are now piss on by dully

 

BTW LMFAO I JUST GET A NEW HOT TEXT FROM @@Halloween SLUT GF SHE SAY I FUK HER MANY GOOD

Eop were the clear winners today. Cmon don

Gz all

[OP]Preston

nick pls use your real acc thx Xoxoxoxo

settle down advanced member of fatality

join ruin, they need more retards

+1

lmfao fatality in fullout? they can't even beat eop in a p2p fullout they have no hoper in p2p fullout lmfao that clan some suk ass piss legit why u think they r call pisstality? cause they have piss member and r some piss clan lmfao and btw i busted and broke them like halloween gf so ugly lm00l she long face like tito from rocket power that dumb slut btw fi u r some piss hehe

Damn Gz doom

1080 no scope triple kill ez

HEY PERSIAN TOM ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

Nice bro

Was ez

Incorrect, we've only had a teamspeak for the staff. Never released a community ts

Think this broke the record for the most posts on a miniwar topic

Think this broke the record for the most posts on a miniwar topic

Gratz on your trip guys

Then you should post topics on here whenever you have a midweek! Not biased at all brother. I stated on the introduction topic that the month of December will be a trial run

I am not sure if you read my replies entirely, but I have mentioned that if envy is getting beaten, their pulls will drop-regardless how big their core/loyal members are, they will leave as demonstrated by my HPC experience and examples I provided earlier that you conveniently ignored.
 
I have already explained why clan pulls matter in the macro aspect that you ignored once again.
 
And if you read the initial award topic properly, this particular award isn't the primary means of determining clan performance. It is a Wilderness clan of the month award for the highest pulling opt category afaik. Unfortunately you must realize that reality and that tools cannot be created without the help of jagex hq. Yes we can waste time discussing but as far as I know, jagex doesn't give 2 brown sticky stuffs about their pking community as they probably got lameass quests to cater to the skilling community. Until the such pre requisites are met(such as the inclusion of the kdr api), any result from such discussion is meaningless
 
Well, your depiction of envy's tactics in your previous replies isn't exactly coherent and I found it quite hard to understand your explanation of their methods. I suggest the next time EV posts a topic, you drop @@Persian Tom a pm. These awards aren't official, it is just a topic, no one is getting anything. We knew these sort of complaints will appear hence why we decided to use december as a dry run first.
 
Regardless, you refuse to refute my argument about clan pulls in the macro context, but decided to launch a personal attack... so i am not sure whether is this a chess game or just an scene created by a crying boy at the supermarket who didn't get his way..

I cannot confirm or deny such incident exist without confirming with my callers

Looks nice