Zerg Unit visits the Wilderness, twice.
I have to give a massive shoutout to the newly opened Exiled Forces. Without you our weekend would've been shit, thank you for the fights -- and respect for fighting down opts a couple of times.
Saturday, 13th June - Zerg Unit vs Exiled Forces
While Astro and Terror fought their retarded rivalry with every account bar their actual pures (genuinely, your snipe teams, mains, and tanks are fucking disgusting) we got back to some good old, wholesome pure-on-pure action with Exiled Forces.
Sunday, 14th June - Deja Vu, basically the same as Saturday.
Alright, so as Astro and Terror fought their retarded rivalry with every account bar their actual pures (genuinely, your snipe teams, mains, and tanks are fucking disgusting) we got back to some good old, wholesome pure-on-pure action with Exiled Forces. Again. Except this time instead of fighting 5x on Corp Hill we sniped Terror and Astro outside Chaos Altar before chasing Exiled Forces to Single.
Then we took a wander over to Sperm Hill where Exiled Force rushed us down 6. Fair play lads, we respect that. You've got fucking balls. Unfortunately we made quick work of them, and went onto our next fight with (you guessed it) Exiled Forces! Wow.
This time we rushed them inside Chaos Altar. Bit of a slaughter, but again: props to Exiled Forces for valuing action over outcome.
Ended the night by sniping anything and everyone in Astro and Terror's pathetic ditch fight north of Varrock. Guys, your rivalry is actual cancer. Just drop your stupid teams and mains, come back down to your 50 pulls and fight us. Avoiders.
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