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  1. These usain bolts banned my homie @Fanta Orange smh @Tyendinaga can you not ban us this time?

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    2. Zed_

      Zed_

      Thats lizard but okay, go cry in a corner again for getting rustled seems like i've took care of the online trash.

    3. Koso

      Koso

      @Zeppke btw dont send stuff to my house thanks

    4. Zed_
  2. @Waifu Pillow @Duval @pam wanna prep CD since wildy isn't a thing for you anymore :/??

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    2. Hodor

      Hodor

      lmao these rage kids delusional af. only thing u had going for u was a capecounter boost which didn´t last long. rage too scared to attack us at corp hill, so u try to log and take a fake ending, but we cleared u rats lmfao

    3. Rise Against

      Rise Against

      Yes, we are going to run into your mains ;)

      CD Cleared.

    4. Hodor

      Hodor

      rage ded lmfao cd wins again

  3. Holy brown sticky stuff what is this stuff, two rejects @Sharkbrew Legend aka @tesco and @Ash trying to get some homo sexual virtual relationship to protect eachother from the reject they are?

  4. @Ash got doxed by scott and I can confirm he looks like a fucking rotten tomato. Air force one can land on that giant fukin nose. Btw I contacted immigration services you should receive a letter soon regarding you visa now that the UK officially left the EU you need to re-apply for a visa otherwise they will cut your benefits. Btw that wasn't @Zeppke his PP account his name isn't even wouter lmfao.

  5. Didn't tlp lose 5-26 against some 1 def youtube fanboys? Srry my bad, these youtube fanboys closed them lmfao. Back to battlescape rejects.

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    2. Patrick

      Patrick

      Merkel is literally Hitler

    3. Angela Merkel

      Angela Merkel

      Tlp slumped the majority of their existence in v17 idk if you're broccolied or brainwashed lmfao

    4. Range Grudge

      Range Grudge

      keep using that alt account beta boy

  6. Refugees like @Ash raf and @tesco are the reason europe is experiecing the zika virus. Pls just take your raft back and cross another sea and live on benefits somewhere else.

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    2. Angela Merkel

      Angela Merkel

      wahhaha @Ash confirmed biggest reject on this site dumb kanker mickey mouse squeaker

    3. tesco

      tesco

      if u knew ash ud know hes a mute

      nice try

    4. Ash

      Ash

      I win again

  7. @Ash aka ashraf the refugee from turkey who looks like a lawn gnome who has never met a barber thinks people put their real life info in a paypal account lmfaoooo... Back to sucking borzor and razza's dick zulu failed on you.

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    2. Angela Merkel

      Angela Merkel

      Lmfao it can't be zeppke now he left an hour ago to celebrate his bday but hey zeppke broke you. You are a turkish dog who tries to be an e-thug when he looks like a wet otter irl. Btw lets not forget you squeeling like a swein bundle of twigsgot zulu is doxed by razza btw.

    3. Ash

      Ash

      HAHAHAHA dox update pale moron keep writing paragraphs for me

    4. Angela Merkel

      Angela Merkel

      Hahah ashraf the refugee squeeker whahahah claims to be 17 hasn't hit puberty

  8. Duval faked cancer to get a free haircut from his chemo.

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    2. EV Ice

      EV Ice

      nice saturday trip roflmao

    3. Jimi

      Jimi

      nice saturday trip roflmao

    4. R10
  9. Imperial will attend CD's trip and i'll attend on a main rage is fucking dead. And niblet looks like a bundle of twigsgot who had his first chemo.

  10. CP beats eop, fi beats tlp foe beats them in a back to back rivarly and Imperial fucked rage. Looks like SV wins again cya brown sticky stuffter alliance.

  11. @Ash is going to be gross gore v2, going to get plastic surgery for his nose. Too bad he can't afford, broccoli tried to buy the surgery with sharkbrew credits.

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    2. Ash

      Ash

      Ahhahaaha I win again broccoli

    3. Angela Merkel

      Angela Merkel

      Gone for a week brown sticky stuff banter mentally broccolied nice ISP btw poor fuck

    4. Ash

      Ash

      You have the worse banter on The site keep hiding on random accs lmfao

  12. @Andre' you should be happy if you're allowed to paint fences since you won't make it far with your brain capacity.

  13. Hello everybody, My name is @Ash raf. I'm currently a refugee in the uk and I use to live in a asylum reception centre. When isis invaded my country my uncle muhammed took us away on his camel. My uncle told me I had to wear a adidas tracksuit a hoodie that says blaze and some nike air max, I wasn't able to afford this because my dad is a broke farmer so I did mime acts on the streets of islamabad till I raised enough to buy fake brand of my uncle achmed who makes them for 0,05$/h he's the business man in the family. After being smuggled in the country I quickly became the food stamps hustler of the asylum reception centre. If this update gets 30 comments part 2 will come out later today.

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    2. OP died

      OP died

      Hello Ash, tell us more!

    3. Ash

      Ash

      Hello everybody, My name is @Zeppke and Im currently the biggest reject and the most awkward user on the RUNESCAPE clan community website called "Sharkbrew" I can't keep up so I have to use my other accounts @Angela Merkel and @farmer49 my mother caged me for 3 years old and 1 month. One of my habits is eating the 3 months old dead pieces of skin from my scalp, and I cry a lot when I get bullied because of my malnourished body I am never fed milk and food.. I don't have enough money to access internet at home so I spend hours at the library. I would be appreciate if you guys could send me food because I'm so malnourished and broccolied. If I don't get any food I'll turn worse than I already am look at the state of my torso and my eyes I need help. RuneScape is my life and I have regretted everything my mother caged me because I am addicted to RUNESCAPE which led to me being abused and treated like a dog Please send me food whenever you can. Thank you, Wouter aka @Zeppke aka @Angela Merkel aka @farmer49 aka http://www.imgur.com/ZO4cXMB?r

    4. Togo

      Togo

      @Ash didnt read lmao

  14. Hello everybody, My name is @Ash and I'm in no pure clan because i'm a "reject" and I don't receive enough benefits to buy return sets because I am 13 years old and I have 3 chickens and 1 pig One of my chickens is 3 months old, and he toks a lot where I have to feed him with a lot of grain and water.. I don't have enough money to buy items from the people. I would be appericate if you guys vote food stamps because it'll save my mooney. If food stamps don't come out then I think animal support will take away from my pig and chickens because farmer is my life. Please vote food stamps Thank you, @Ash raf

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      alright then

    2. Ash

      Ash

      Hello everybody, My name is @Zeppke and Im currently the biggest reject and the most awkward user on the RUNESCAPE clan community website called "Sharkbrew" I can't keep up so I have to use my other accounts @Angela Merkel and @farmer49 my mother caged me for 3 years and 1 month. One of my habits is eating the 3 months old dead pieces of skin from my scalp, and I cry a lot when I get bullied because of my malnourished body I am never fed milk and food.. I don't have enough money to access internet at home so I spend hours at the library. I would be appreciate if you guys could send me food because I'm so malnourished and broccolied. If I don't get any food I'll turn worse than I already am look at the state of my torso and my eyes I need help. RuneScape is my life and I have regretted everything my mother caged me because I am addicted to RUNESCAPE which led to me being abused and treated like a dog Please send me food whenever you can. Thank you, Wouter aka @Zeppke aka @Angela Merkel aka @farmer49 aka http://www.imgur.com/ZO4cXMB?r

  15. imagine if you have 6k post count on a community forum thats clanning based and you aren't allowed to join any clan, thats the life of refugee and scarecrow @Ash raf.

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    2. Zed_

      Zed_

      hmm why you so mad ashraf :/

    3. Ash

      Ash

      Who's mad lmfao kyp and kys

    4. Zed_

      Zed_

      mad farmer didn't even read btw wahahahhaha

  16. @Ash suffers from Kallmann's Syndrome thats why he hasn't hit puberty yet. Pls don't bully him because 9gag has a deeper voice than him.

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    2. Zed_

      Zed_

      @Ash is a 1,50 lawn gnome that nobody buys because its to ugly and to small to be used as a scarecrow. Stories say that he crawls as smeagol through the asylum reception centre at night to steal food stamps.

    3. Ash

      Ash

      So you're @ing me on 2 of ur own accounts? What have I done to you l0l pale rat with malnourished ribcage forgive me for what I have done and put you into this state l0l godbless

    4. Angela Merkel

      Angela Merkel

      ur broken btw idk why you're trying nobody likes you.

  17. @Ash the type of thug to hustle food stamps at a asylum reception centre

  18. Gilded scims are now F2P, fashion scape will be real.

  19. Lmfao look at this @tyendinaga tlm brown sticky stuffter, he brought BP / 1k dragon darts / 5k scales to a rag war and got smited. https://i.gyazo.com/dfab36a3861dd1f399bddd46f2d4a147.png

    1. RU Mike

      RU Mike

      Lol hes like 23 and a squeeker god bless

  20. TLP got railed for 21 hrs that topic is just weak asf @BarrageKyle ur propaganda is slacking

  21. nice statue foe, heard it was really easy to get!

  22. VR couldn't save you, AF couldn't save you, so what makes you think EoP can lmfao!!!!!!!!! Cya tlp you lost once again gratz sv!

  23. mfw tlp has had no action and +40 doom invites

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    2. Angela Merkel

      Angela Merkel

      We're looking at your teamspeak right now lmfao

    3. Howl

      Howl

      okay then you must see 130 core tlp members l0l

    4. Surader

      Surader

      or just ppl chilling lmfao

  24. Daily reminder: SV never lost a rivarly while TLP only won 1 by teaming rofl ahahahahha

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    2. Sharkbrew Legend

      Sharkbrew Legend

      mfw sv think they have closer ties to rot than tlp

    3. Zed_

      Zed_

      @BarrageKyle ahahahaha you think so

    4. Faked

      Faked

      @BarrageKyle u r in the most irrelevant main clan lmfao

  25. rofl tlp is fukin garbage. How does it feel you're losing the rivarly vs SV btw EoP is dead.

    1. Koso

      Koso

      u dont want these hands kid

    2. موني
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