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Discord: qVYH45 | 'Wolves Den' CC On this great F2P Saturday, Terror massed up ~70 Wolves in preparation for a pk trip where asstro would be forced to actually mass up and fight us in the wilderness. For the first fifteen minutes of the trip, we waited west of CA with 70 pures while asstro sat inside of CA with 100+ on cape counter, and at least 40 being tanks/lpcs/raggers. We decided to give asstro an ultimatum, drop the tanks or we will have to take necessary measures to ensure that they understand how cancerous the use of tanks can be. They did not comply, and they were met with extreme retaliation. We quickly massed up 100+ on cape counter and rushed asstro inside of CA, dropping them from 100 to 13 on cape counter within about 30 seconds of the fight starting. After clearing asstro off the map, their ranks decided it would be best if they spend the rest of the trip in clan wars. To end our trip, we split into 2 teams of ~35 pures each and fought clean back-to-back 30v30s against Zerg Unit at 26 hill. Media ~Pinoyz ~Vinny ~Super Smoke Dear Asstro, Don't bring tanks tomorrow or your clan will die. The Best, Terror

Today Exiled Force peaked at 23 Spartans To start the trip off , we set up two fights with Raid one at CA , another in PVP world at barbarian Village Both clean victories by Exiled Force Then we hit some clusters featuring Zerg Unit and Astro Thanks for the action Raid , Zerg Unit , Astro See you tomorrow!

Interested in joining the #1 Zerk/Tank/Med clan? Join Vengeance today at http://tastevengeance.com/forums/ Happy Fathers day to all the dads out there. The Vikings decided to honor their fathers by taking their talents to the wilderness to plunder all the loot we could. We had some small man action throughout the weekend which we decided to kick off by hitting an Elite Sovereign mace trip. The silly lads decided to continue returning into certain death over and over(Even suiciding their mace bait to us three times in a row LOL). Eventually, learning their lesson, they decided to hide behind the login screen again... until another day. We continued to smoke the competition in the wilderness from finding a Resurgence small man at entrance to hitting our favorite vending machine (Ba Balue and friends) for their +1s. With the looting bags full, the Vikings decided to head off and spend some well earned family time. #VENGUP

Zerg Unit Cleanses the Wilderness. On a Saturday. Six days ago. Look, it all started because Exiled Forces pulled shit and Astro and Terror both pulled a fuck tonne. It got worse when the Astro-Terror beef decided into a full blown mainwar, so we did what any reasonable clan would do: banked our shit and stocked up on fucking main-cutting, splish-splashing, red magical bombs and purple-pokeball teleblocks. Then we walked around levels 4-11 wilderness (because you're all fucking cunts and won't fight in high wildy) sniping mains, slapping Exiled Forces whenever they'd rush us down 7, and generally having a great time. Thus, we hereby declare ourselves the Holy Cleansers of the pure scene. If you bring mains, we'll bring blasts. If you bring fifty mains, we'll bring even more blasts and have even more fun. It's a win-win for us really. Thanks to Exiled Forces for the fights. Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’ Get a team-32 cape.

Today Terror marched into the wilderness with 18 elite warriors, later peaking at 20. We could have pulled more, but we capped our pull at 20 to ensure fun action between everyone. We PKed for nearly three hours before dismissing. Unfortunately, Astro could not muster up the courage to mass and fight us, so instead they opted to rag us with tanks, only to die repeatedly. Thanks for the free rune losers. Big thanks to EF & Raid for the great action. Keep it up! ~Dreamz

DESPITE OUR RIVALS HAVING MANDATORY SIGNUPS IN AN ATTEMPT TO REVIVE THEIR DEAD CLAN, WE STILL MANAGED TO DOUBLE THEIR PULL ON SUNDAY. AND FOR SOME SILLY REASON, THEY THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO TRY TO OUTLAST DADDY ZENITH IN A SINGLES FIGHT WHICH LASTED 12 HOURS BEFORE THEY FINALLY TAPPED OUT. THIS FIGHT DELIVERED A CLEAR STATEMENT TO OUR RIVALS: YOU WILL NEVER BEAT US. NOT IN MULTI NOT IN SINGLES. CONGRATULATIONS ZENITH!THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE FATHERS DAY GIFTS:

Discord: GxRMsvA | ClanChat: "Wolves Den" Today Terror embarked into the wilderness with 60+ wolves. Knowing that Astrology had mass trained up tanks and had all sorts of account builds, fighting at CA was out of the question. Instead we opted for a fight at lower wilderness (fog) and that is where our initial fight began. Off the cuff, Astrology rushed us with 120+ accounts, most of which were tanks. Despite the massive disparity, Terror managed to dwindle Astro numbers below ~70 within an hour. For the last 40-60 minutes, Astro would attempt to pull it north toward CA, leaving the fight on multiple occasions; however their strategy was futile and inevitably a failure at that. Instead of fighting us at fog, Astronomy sat at CA with similar numbers (and 50+ tanks) doing absolutely nothing. It is unfortunate that Astrophysics only lasted 1 round. We'll give you the beat down tomorrow as well, if you decide to come out! ~Pinoyz

After our big prep win yesterday against Terrshit the boys were hyped to go out and do the same in the wildy. We massed up 70 Asstronauts later peaking at 100 Asstronauts to eat some Big Bad Wolf Ass. Was gonna mention welcome to the scene raid but for some reason we couldn't find you oh wait you were bending the knee in terrshits cape. Btw that's not gonna save you from closing @ Terror. For some reason IDK you guys like to stick at lvl 5 but thanks for giving us the 2-0 at fog was a lit af trip. Us Astronauts are still high from that trip we even landed on the moon. Oh I wonder what this is idk who's idea it was to mass up some terror mains in a F2P world but good job for that plug the leak. Once we saw this we knew they were trying to be cancer again. @pkeru

Interested in joining the #1 Zerk/Tank/Med clan? Join Vengeance today at http://tastevengeance.com/forums/ Today the vikings geared up for a double header! First up was a multi spell 55def wildy gear CWA Vs a bracket clan Public Enemy (PE). I am happy to report PE put up a good fight but we won 3-0 Vs PE. Big respect to them for pulling up today and providing some action! After the CWA we spent a hour or so harassing the venny protectors in caves. Macing one for an AGS and collecting the stank loot from the PvMers. Finally this evening brought us to the main event. One of our Bracket rivals (Resurgence) hit us up for a single spell fight. Vengeance has not done one in quite awhile but we happily accepted. Any clean action is good action after all. Although we have not done a wilderness single spell in ages the Vikings are accustom to fighting in almost any setting jagex has to offer. Vengeance performed out of their minds today and in my biased opinion controlled majority of the hour+ fight. Transitions/tanking was top tier from the Veng Warriors. After an hour+ we took our fall in and ended for the day. Once again we did not see Elite Soverign today. Rumor has it they are not allowed to fight many clans. They were spotted by the VIA advanced radar system having an inners but that was sadly ended by a huge army of rag. LOL. Well if any tanks/meds/zerks want to join the rest of the med scene feel free to hit any Veng rank me with a DM! Enjoy the media

The boys had a civil war brewing but the north and south signed a peace treaty after a week of passive aggressive roasting. To celebrate the boys headed to the rev caves with 4 degenerates. Team Blitz Vs Zenith We tele'd up to the rev cave and put out a bait car and caught a suspect. Little did the pker know the boy was an undercover P2P F2P pker. We apprehended the criminal and send him to the edgeville jail cell. with a 200m bond. Please pay to release the hooligan. Gf Z (Big jokes no rag pls.)

Zerg Unit visits the Wilderness, twice. I have to give a massive shoutout to the newly opened Exiled Forces. Without you our weekend would've been shit, thank you for the fights -- and respect for fighting down opts a couple of times. Saturday, 13th June - Zerg Unit vs Exiled Forces While Astro and Terror fought their retarded rivalry with every account bar their actual pures (genuinely, your snipe teams, mains, and tanks are fucking disgusting) we got back to some good old, wholesome pure-on-pure action with Exiled Forces. Sunday, 14th June - Deja Vu, basically the same as Saturday. Alright, so as Astro and Terror fought their retarded rivalry with every account bar their actual pures (genuinely, your snipe teams, mains, and tanks are fucking disgusting) we got back to some good old, wholesome pure-on-pure action with Exiled Forces. Again. Except this time instead of fighting 5x on Corp Hill we sniped Terror and Astro outside Chaos Altar before chasing Exiled Forces to Single. Then we took a wander over to Sperm Hill where Exiled Force rushed us down 6. Fair play lads, we respect that. You've got fucking balls. Unfortunately we made quick work of them, and went onto our next fight with (you guessed it) Exiled Forces! Wow. This time we rushed them inside Chaos Altar. Bit of a slaughter, but again: props to Exiled Forces for valuing action over outcome. Ended the night by sniping anything and everyone in Astro and Terror's pathetic ditch fight north of Varrock. Guys, your rivalry is actual cancer. Just drop your stupid teams and mains, come back down to your 50 pulls and fight us. Avoiders. Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’ Get a team-32 cape.

Discord: GxRMsvA | ClanChat: "Wolves Den" After outlasting the anti-terror alliance Saturday the wolves were determined to make a even bigger splash Sunday, and that's exactly what we did. Terror headed into the wilderness with ~80 Wolves later peaking at ~85 ending with over ~75 on discord. Our first fight of the day started off vs the anti-terror alliance (bu + astro) (matched opts) just west of CA Unfortunately ASStro didn't have enough tanks in their capes to compete with the big bad wolves as they saw themselves getting pushed to CA 10 seconds after the fight started losing 15+ people Resulting in a full clear on ASStro for our first fight of the day, GZ Terror After annihilating ASStro in our first fight of the day we received intel that ASStro would attempt an all out assault with tanks. Unfortunately for ASStro tanks could not save them from their inevitable demise! Our second and final fight began south of fog. ASStro rushed us 80v100 (lol) This would turn into what would be a 1hr+ long fight with ASStro eventually tapping out and biting the curb up 20 (yikes) Pinoyz Dreamz See you next weekend ASStro Interested in joining the wolfpack? Or maybe you just want leak your clans locations while you endure main infested trips? PM Lord Ex#4485 | Mulug#5094 | Downyz#9159 | Shawn#5682 | Elmo#4325 | Snipe#7379 | Sliq#5847 on discord

FORUMS | DISCORD | TWITTER Sunday: Resurgence vs Vengeance | 1 Hour Single Spells Burthorpe PvP Battle Another week, another clean fight with our good buddies over at Vengeance HQ. This time we decided to set up a nice little single spells burthorpe fight to bring back some nostalgia from when Rev & Veng fought here for 2 hours a few years back. The fight started off tough for us being slightly outnumbered by 4-5, but we didn't even care. About 15mins into the scrap we gained a few more opts; making it matched in which we started getting a groove that we didn't look back from throughout the rest of the duration. We had solid freezes, solid DPS, good tanks for the most part (minus a few 1 bangs), and overall performed pretty well for our first single spells non-cwa fight in months. Overall it was raining +1's for both sides lmao and we had a blast fighting in the old location. While Turmoil was suiciding to SV; the Surgeons & Vikings had yet another clean fun (ONE HOUR) scrap as per usual. Thanks for the action Vikings; same time next week?

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Today, on this fine Saturday evening, 45 BIG DICK ASTRONAUTS had a space mission to completely demolish our "rivals" TERSHIT and that's exactly what we did. Our first fight was against EF and ZU, while terror hiding in singles we had some good fights. gf EF and welcome to the scene the rest of the fights were just straight bullying terror from multi to single, multi to single. it was so bad that we actually felt sorry for them... lmfao sike.. This is the 3rd weekend bullying terror and its getting to the point where this rivalry is a joke. @Lord ex and @shawn I would like to see a apologize for off, until then, expect more bullying. btw 100 wolves lmfaooooooooooooo best of luck.... SIKE EAT SHIT DUMB DOGS BROCK POV PKERU POV

We were supposed to have f2p preps only today but i think this is fine.

YURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr the boys done did it again for yall. Team Blitz massed 6 mike tyson pigeons ready to shit on these fools. Team Blitz Vs Fatality We pop out like cut and drop the first dude like a bar of soap in prison. Then steel chaired his boy and 619 the main they bought with em. Hit the last dude with the sweet chin music before they rushed us with 10 dudes. Of course ya boy got barraged and took one for the team while the boys tele'd out. But 1 for 4, looks like Team Blitz got the dub (#Math). Gf Fi. (Twas jokes family don't rag us)

Last night the boys got the blue check verification as the #1 P2P XLPC. On the Mount Rushmore of XLPC, olympic gold medal on the neck glistening, 5g internet on the computer, GODDDDAM. (Sorry for the flip phone but mans out here on the family plan)

Interested in joining the #1 Zerk/Tank/Med clan? Join Vengeance today at http://tastevengeance.com/forums/ Versatility is a cornerstone here at the Viking camp and todays sunday adventures showcased our large array of skills. We started out with a fight Vs VR. We fought them 25 Vikings Vs 27 VR. But fighting down ops is what motivates the battle hardened warriors over at Veng HQ it was a good fight including the laughable crash attempts by AC. After that we had about hour to kill before our next big fight so we sweeped caves and found no contest. We decided to clear the total worlds of their loot since the protection services have become... incompetent. We then geared up 27 Vikings to fight a bracket rival in Resurgence. We fought them for about 40+ minutes of squeaky clean action. The fight was back in forth but a 10minute portion in the middle the Vikings absolutely decimated every pile with expert precision. A very good showing for Veng and another good fight for the med scene. Unfortunately there aren't any other med clans in our scene willing to come fight but another easy day for the vikings. Finally We went out single pking once the GMTers went to bed. We jumped on a few juicy kills and colected staff, couple decent mystics and headed off for the night.

Interested in joining the #1 Zerk/Tank/Med clan? Join Vengeance today at http://tastevengeance.com/forums/ Couple of shooters decided it was time to slap some mfers in singles. Turned out to be a very succesfull night (with no anti-veng in sight?). Without any further ado, enjoy the media! Btw, GZ Danny, on your first 1+ on your 4th trip in 2 years time! #veng

Zerg Unit's Week: A Recap Wednesday 3rd June - Wildy PKRI vs Rampage, crashed by Terror, followed by F50 vs Astro. I love the Wilderness. The petrified trees. The dark terrain interspersed with stagnant ponds and lava fields. But what I love more is when a clan has the bollocks to fight us in the wilderness, just like Rampage. In a quaint corner of the wilderness not far west of sperm hill 28 Zergs charged from atop a hill of petrified trees to face the 24 Rampagers laying in wait. It was a slaughter. But, knowing Terror were stalking us with 40 capes we made quick work of Rampage before moving South out of their sights. Then they had the audacity to claim a clear. Fake fucking news. I see you, Terror Spokesman. You lie-touting, truth-bending Fox News wannabe. Anyway, we sat on 18 ports with 25 people and Terror ran away. Then we went to clan wars to do some F50s versus Astro. We won both rounds. Do I really need to explain what happens? Just watch the video. Friday June 5th - Zerg Unit vs Astro Saturday, June 6th - Zerg Unit vs The World Fuck me what a day. The wilderness has never seen such carnage. This day will be written into Gielinor legend, up there with the Falador Massacre of 06/06/06. They’re already clearing a space in the dusty Varrock Museum to commemorate this day. Zerg Unit, clad in its iconic Scotland flag cape, clears the combined forces of Terror and Astro -- equaling to about 340 -- in a single charge. Not a single Team-32 Titan was lost in battle. Look, if you want the full story I suggest you go chat to Curator Haig Halen. I gave him a full account. He’s double-checked it, triple-checked it in fact, and he knows it’s true. Not a single inaccuracy. Exhibit releases 07/06/2021. Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’ Get a team-32 cape.

The boys done did it again. Massed up 4 ballbags (peaking at 5), laced on the heelies and skated our way to the rev caves. The boys raided the protected worlds with no protection, catching all types of STDs. Show me the $$$$$$$$ Ya know the vibes #Blitz and bonus clip LMFAO

FORUMS | DISCORD | TWITTER Resurgence's Sunday: CWA Mini with Public Enemy & Wildy w/ Veng The day started when Public Enemy reached out to us for a mini no prep CWA. The rules were 55 def cap, multi spells, and max weapons; we gladly accepted as it would be a nice change of pace. We did three quick rounds and took all three. It was really fun and as always, thanks for the action! We look forward to more events in the future, and some more friendly banter Next was our planned 30 minute scrap with Vengeance. Today was a busy day for our surgeons, many of the boys were making bank irl and were unable to attend. Nonetheless, we gathered 20 of our strongest warriors and set out on a fight where would be outnumbered. However, our morale was high and we were prepared to do what it took to win the fight. The fight did not start off well for us, I will admit. Vengeance had the upper hand for the first 10-15 minutes. Fighting down ops was definitely a challenge, however, the boys were able to swing it back to our favor. Through some sick nasty clumps, quick transitions, and some high quality spearing we were able to take control of the last bit of the fight. Yet again, we had some CLEAN ACTION, tyff!! #resgangniggayurrme VIDEO: CWA v. PE VIDEO: WILDY FIGHT w/ VENG PICS/LOOT EXTRA LOOTY