Ebag

This is all I saw in your video lol

Gratz on Veteran rank

Last mini we had, we showed you how much Rage has improved. The time is coming, prepare child.
 
Oh Ebag I love you <3
 
 
EDIT: Cig break.

meh they are avoiding us because we "Flame" lol

You were recruiting kids at edge while envy and slaughter were in the wilderness. Stay deluded, ugly scarfaced broccoli lol.

waited for a long ass time because you guys were doing inners and spamming edge vile instead of going into the wild l0l.

inners can't save you

Ty EV. Gl in mpc <3

Because they have to have inners for the first hour and a half of the trip to make sure their freshly recruited edge pkers know how to play runescape, and then realize that they can't compete so they're forced to make up cauliflower excuses like we faked logs lol.

gl in mpc

EnVy wins again
 
Rage sucks again
 
YAY!

didn't the leader of slaughter app to envy? oh yes he did

Theyre having their official trip MPC trip on sunday lmao. 
 
Gotta get the hype before the move up!

adapt or die

Hey SharkBrewers!
 
I know we have been inactive lately but we are back with one the most shocking news ever.
 
As you might know I'm working for the company sharkbrew, I was very proud being their most non bias news reporter and I was honored to get this job!
But lately i'm more and more ashamed of what it has become. We use to be one of the most strict websites in terms of propaganda and trolling.
Whatever was posted on the brew was the truth and nothing but the truth. But reasonly bias moderators like @@Braden have used their powers to promote their clan.
We let it slight and ignored it and continued to post the truth and we were under protection from gettting banned by you amazing readers.
 
But it has hit the point that the propaganda,corruption and the bias moderators from TLP have hit an all time low. Our insider in the sharkbrew staff has confirmed that TLP has faked the yearly sharkbrew awards votes in hope to revive their clan and make them look good. Since we all know TLP is on their last breath before closing for the 9TH time.
 
We decided to contact @@Suddenly and he had the following to say:
 
''I got a list send by @@slushpuppy, but the next day @@Braden Pmed me on IRC saying the awards were wrong and that TLP has won all of them. Out of my own perspective I knew this was a lie and trolled him and charged him 40m to re-do. He actually agreed saying it was cheaper than a wildy pass" ~Suddenly
 
We were not done yet and asked suddenly what happend to the original awards:
 
"Since you're the only non bias news-reporter I will give you them for free to expose TLP and braden" ~Suddenly
 
We also asked @@Thimaah what happend to EoP's awards:
 
"Gotta confirm with callers before talking about closing" ~Thimaah
 
 
Here are the original awards presented by nobody less than SharkNews:
 
Best F2P Clan:
 
 
Most Consistent:
 
 
Best Leadership:
 
 
Best Community:
Best Banter:
Most Intense Clan Rivarly of 2015:
Most Bias:
    We thank you as the community for helping us expose these clans, its a real shame that even things like these are being corrupted within this community. SharkNews hopes you enjoy the original awards with the original voting results.   mfw TLP mods thinks we off.       Last but not least we spoke to @@Father Justin and he said TLP will be punished by staying banned.

Ok hold up who the fuck let nublet or is it niblet I mean noblet out of his cage.
 
No one cares there mpc now not your problem that you can't compete with them in rage or what ever brown sticky stuff clan your in and as for olympiss don't they have tons of addy in there clan

Duval doesn't care if he gets flamed. It's the members of his clan that he cares about.

I am not sure if you read my replies entirely, but I have mentioned that if envy is getting beaten, their pulls will drop-regardless how big their core/loyal members are, they will leave as demonstrated by my HPC experience and examples I provided earlier that you conveniently ignored.
 
I have already explained why clan pulls matter in the macro aspect that you ignored once again.
 
And if you read the initial award topic properly, this particular award isn't the primary means of determining clan performance. It is a Wilderness clan of the month award for the highest pulling opt category afaik. Unfortunately you must realize that reality and that tools cannot be created without the help of jagex hq. Yes we can waste time discussing but as far as I know, jagex doesn't give 2 brown sticky stuffs about their pking community as they probably got lameass quests to cater to the skilling community. Until the such pre requisites are met(such as the inclusion of the kdr api), any result from such discussion is meaningless
 
Well, your depiction of envy's tactics in your previous replies isn't exactly coherent and I found it quite hard to understand your explanation of their methods. I suggest the next time EV posts a topic, you drop @@Persian Tom a pm. These awards aren't official, it is just a topic, no one is getting anything. We knew these sort of complaints will appear hence why we decided to use december as a dry run first.
 
Regardless, you refuse to refute my argument about clan pulls in the macro context, but decided to launch a personal attack... so i am not sure whether is this a chess game or just an scene created by a crying boy at the supermarket who didn't get his way..

Actually I helped in the conceptualization these awards. We have plans to include KDR in the calculations in the future when jagex creates that api link.
 
Just counting opts is not sheer madness. Contrary to popular rhetoric, there is quality in quantity. Wilderness wins are generally determined by who was cleared from a certain area. Having a significantly higher opt count theoretically allows you to soak more damage while dishing out more of from your own. Yes there are plenty of instances where lower opt clan beat a higher opt clan, but how often does that happen? I think if you were to look at the overall rivalries in 2015, the pulls and the end results, it is safe to say that opts does matter and it should not be disregarded.

Was ez 

lmfao don't make me call hon0r

Ya we're merging with tlp @@Niblet sorry. Mpc was 2ez for us

Why are you obsessed with us?

They went mpc, whats so weird about them having mith and addu all mpcs have that