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Nixon

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  1. so i'm chilling like a virgin in my neckbeard sanctuary talking to my co-virgins, pulling scims and rushing the losers on the other team, and this absolute retard DIED! can you believe it? he couldn't click fast enough or something LMFAO, he actually fucking died! that's not even the crazy part, HE WAS THEIR HIGH COUNCIL! HAHA l00000l THEIR HIGH COUNCIL FUCKING DIED TO 7 PPL SCIMMING HIM! so anyways my team won the proverbial battle of the pixels, #freepoints for us l0000l hows it feel to be in dead last online? but that's not the point of the story, the point is thanks to our runescape practice sessions (i have to rush home from arbys [i'm a team lead] on mondays and wednesdays or my leader gets mad) we outwitted these guys, if they want to be good they should just join our team lmao, then THEY WOULDN'T HAVE A SHITTY HIGH COUNCIL l0000000000l0l0l0l0l000l0l0l0000000000l0l0l0l0l

    but anyways retard team, see you this weekend! i'll be up bright and early so i can put you all in your place, fucking nerds! feels good to be digitally superior to all of u!

  2. 6 hours ago, Erik said:

    Accept the fullout pussy LOOOOL imagine dodging a fullout in YOUR OWN SERVER with half your clan being 20 def hahaha

    LMAO foc quality, weren't you hiding from eop for like 6 months because you knew you'd get blown the fuck out of the clan wars arena? why do you guys hide? @holydreams your swede is piping up please muzzle him

  3. Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sharkbrew by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sharkbrew. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

  4. 20 minutes ago, Mustafa said:

    first place is pulling 35 with team hydra ur right bro i guess ur the genius here

    supremacy could pull 80 and you'd still get your shit stomped because your caller has a washcloth in his mouth and all your sandcrabbers are the ones apex skipped over lmfao

  5. 2 hours ago, Mustafa said:

    What are u talking about? where did i praise my clan in that post? I simply said that i predicted that apex would slump in 2 months a while ago and i was right lol

    slump right into first place? how are you still alive btw? i would have figured by now you'd stick a fork in an outlet trying to unstick your cpap or burn the house down cooking hot pockets 

  6. 26 minutes ago, Brap said:

    You enjoyed the Brady Bunch?  Say no more lmao 

    your sharkbrew junior admin name is an onomatopoeia for farting bro, which is coincidentally the sound that comes out of corp cave when supremacy mass teleports up with games neck

  7. On 5/12/2018 at 7:42 PM, Brap said:

    Sup ML is 89, should be 40+. Seems Apex has been scared to prep recently, hope they accept.

    quiet slave, watching supremacy trying to stay relevant is the greatest sitcom since the brady bunch went off the air

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