J-Swag

On this fine Sunday evening EoP massed up 55.5 percentile cocked pirates ready to slam the brown sticky stuff out of Fi once again and we did just that, a lot. We were hoping for Fi to pull around the same as us so we could get some clean 1v1's but they only managed to pulled an abysmal 45 people and started off the first 45 minutes of the trip with us sitting on top of them each and every place they moved to (nice leaks lmfao). This didn't stop us from literally fucking them in the ass their whole trip and ending them at varrock ditch in an absolute slaughter lmfao, this rivalry is too fucking easy. 
 
[13:41:20] <[eOp]Cronic> multi fight?
[13:42:44] <[eOp]Cronic> [fi]bruins mate
[13:42:52] <[eOp]Cronic> you guys aren't scared of us right? so lets fight
[13:437] <[Fi]Bruins> busy
[13:43:25] <[eOp]Cronic> yh i see u
[13:43:26] <[eOp]Cronic> ill brt
[13:43:33] <[Fi]Bruins> lol
 
-- this gap is us crashing them as they were trying to hit a clan with 25 less than them --
 
[13:48:53] <[eOp]Cronic> pkri now?
 
No response???
 
A picture to sum up the trip:


 

Spoiler 
 


 
 
 
-ELVER POV-

 
-Pixel POV- 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-igfK_Aues
 
-Timz Pov-

 
 


Started off the trip by paying a visit to both of our dogs Fi and CP, rushed them at old fog in pvp world, from the beginning it was an absolute brown sticky stuff show from Fi, as soon as we hit they dropped 10 people then proceeded to run around like headless fucking chickens first running north west, then proceeding to run all the north east. At this point Cp had fucked off into irrelevancy which left us with a 1v1 vs Fi right east of CA. Kept brown sticky stuffting on them for a few more minutes until a bunch of clans crashed and everyone dipped. Win #1.
 
 




Fight #2 consisted of us finding Fi with their thumbs up their asses south of spider hill fighting TLP, we rushed in and sandwhiched the fuck out of them and i'm not joking when i say they were completely cleared off the map in 20 seconds, you guys are seriously fucking awful. 
Win #2
 
 




Next fight our leaks told us that Fi was logged in multi, at this point their trip had really been bad and they had about 39 members left on the trip. We rushed in with 50+ and immediately just started fucking them in the ass, it really wasnt much of a fight. As expected, when Fi had about 25 people left in game, they called Sv who logged in north and rushed south, both clans went south and for some reason Sv fucked off and went to do something else which once again left us and Fi to 1v1 while Fi was down 15 opts to us lmfao. We proceeded to clear Fi in single and walked them down with 40 remaining, once again u guys really fucking suck.
Win #3
 
 




At this point in the trip we had once again sent Fi to regroup at edge, we decided to go down and pretty much just fucking demoralize them even more. We spammed at them and they didn't have brown sticky stuff to say back cause we literally broke them lmfao. Anywho, one of their cauliflower ranks decided to hop into pvp world right north of edge bridge so we hopped over and the fight began. Bare in mind they had about 38 at this point because their members got off after having a brown sticky stuff trip whilst we maintained 50. What followed next was honest to god one of the most embarrassing performances from a rival pure clan i've seen in a while. Fi got fucking dismantled and completely cleared off the map in 2 minutes forcing them to end LMFAO. After forcing Fi to end, we decided to end on another victory.
This picture pretty much sums up how the fight went
 

Spoiler 
 


Win #4.
 
Remember Fi, you wanted this. 
 
 













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How do you claim to have an 100 man ml and pull 39 eop broke you wahahahaha

 

GRATZ EOP

You know you smoked fatality when [fi] lil nick goes on all 16/19 of his fake accounts to vote "Improbable" LOOOOOOOOOL
 
I'm ded rn.

Gratz eop

[R]e[D]emption vs [F]atality

 

www.clan-rd.com- RD.teamspeak3.com - #Redemption

 

3/11/2016 - F2P Prep 40v40

 
LMAOO

 
Perfected btw btw
(4 of us got clapped off the start, leave the cc!!!!!!)



 

Today we massed up 45 phoenix's to take on fatality in this 35v35 minimum F2P prep.

 

Shoutout to all the phoenix's who turned up and performed.

 

Shoutout to fatality for getting railed. The more superior and better clan won.

 

Thanks for the prep fatality, ddosing will not save you.

 

Round 1 26v20 and they ddos @@17_



 

Round 2 @@17_ sat and they still ddosed him, r0fl



 



 



 

RD Starting: 40

FI Starting: 40

 

-

 

RD Ending: 22

FI Ending: 0

 



 

RD Starting: 39

FI Starting: 39

 

-

 

RD Ending: 35 (LMFAO)

FI Ending: 0

 



 

THEY LEFT L000000000000000L

 



 



Horizon's POV (with speech)
 

 
Ant's POV (with speech)
 

 
Viet's POV (with speech)
 

 
Lesane's POV (Last round only)
 



 

 

@@Father Justin losing to an lpc? lmfao expected when he doesn't have me around
 
gratz eop

% of semen ejaculated to animated ponies per capita

% of semen ejaculated to animated ponies per capita

Probably because EoP actually treat their members with respect (\the reason for such a high ml pull %) rather than clans such as fatality who treat their members like brown sticky stuff (treat them as +1s, accuse them of leaking, ban them and then let them back in) and pull roughly 35% of their ml lol
 
People should start taking some notes on these things

[21:06] <@[Fi]Jons> [Fi]Nick y the fuck are u always calling me out in trip chan?
[21:06] <@[Fi]Nick> lmao relax all i said was u choked
[21:06] <@[Fi]Jons> all u ever talk about is how i didn't deserve wl and now u call me out in trip chan in front of members
[21:06] <@j[Fi]Jons> fking pissing me off im the fuckin walord ur a useless high council who doesnt come to events anyway 
[21:06] <@[Fi]Nick> lmao maybe if u stopped choking everytime we fight tlp i wouldnt have to let u know u suck
[21:07] <@[Fi]Bruins> can we concentrate on the trip instead of you guys bitching at eachother?

fi's leadership is probably too distracted by a new season of pokemon that must have just come out

Hello SharkBrew community,
 
I am not sure if Justin realizes the golden opportunity he has right beneath his feet. Having the opportunity to be a white dentist in Bangladesh is unheard of. Even if by American standards Justin would be a sub-par dentist at best, he still has an opportunity to be one of the greatest dentists in Bangladesh history. Think of all the broken Bangladeshi smiles that Justin could be repairing and cleaning if only he applied himself.
 
I am making this topic because Justin has just failed another one of my exams. I wanted to uncover why Justin scored so poorly (one of the worse test grades I have ever seen in my 36 years of teaching) and I believe I have identified a cause. After analyzing the aftermath topics from this weekend I am positive the reason he failed so miserably was because he spent precious hours Saturday and Sunday playing video games with his clan and not allocating his time more productively to prepare for my test. 
 
At this time I would like to commend the following clans: The Last Pures, Eruption of Pures, and Doom for taking on Justin's clan this weekend. From my unbiased Bangladeshi eyes I was able to see video evidence of Sovereign being defeated for the majority of the weekend. I just wish Justin would have known when to hang up the towel and call it a day instead of not accepting defeat for hours only to eventually give up. I am truly grateful for all of the positive messages I have received from the SharkBrew community (my inbox was flooded). For all of the clans mentioned above, I know there is still a small glimmer of hope left for Justin and it is going to take a continuous effort from all of you to insure he passed my class let alone graduates from dental school. I refuse to give up on him and neither should you.
 
For a little extra motivation I want to share with you some of the Bangladeshi smiles Justin could be fixing:
 

 
Thank you for all of your efforts,
 
Justin's Professor
 

Nice topic lmao, I remember once back in 2011 MM dicked us on a trip and I still put a topic up, I was cringing hard every time I saw a new reply on that topic all week, so dw I understand how you guys feel, except I only had to do it once not on a weekly basis like you guys lmao.

lmao haven't Fi learned after all these years that hype topics on your forums don't do much when the people you've hyped up spend their entire Saturday and Sunday night either dying or sitting in lobby.

 
Blame Nippon Q. 
 

I remember hearing about a clan called cp or something a while ago when I was training my level 99 defence pure at rock crabs (they asked me to join so I was making my 99 defence pure as strong as possible). This was about a year ago (give or take a few months). I'd just like to know if this clan is still around, I haven't seen them anywhere lately
 
Did they close or are they just so bad that they have no accomplishments to post about? This is a genuine concern, the pure community looks like it's really strong and it would be a shame if we've lost another clan! Where will I go with my 99 defence pure now :'( I heard about sv, cd and fi but then I saw them lose 250 vs 200 against some real pure clans. Maybe I'll make a pure and join one of the real pure clans that are able to win their fights

lmao haven't Fi learned after all these years that hype topics on your forums don't do much when the people you've hyped up spend their entire Saturday and Sunday night either dying or sitting in lobby.

 
Blame Nippon Q. 
 

lmao haven't Fi learned after all these years that hype topics on your forums don't do much when the people you've hyped up spend their entire Saturday and Sunday night either dying or sitting in lobby.

 
Blame Nippon Q. 
 

lmao haven't Fi learned after all these years that hype topics on your forums don't do much when the people you've hyped up spend their entire Saturday and Sunday night either dying or sitting in lobby.

 
Blame Nippon Q. 
 

lmao haven't Fi learned after all these years that hype topics on your forums don't do much when the people you've hyped up spend their entire Saturday and Sunday night either dying or sitting in lobby.

 
Blame Nippon Q. 
 

Pulled 60 men on this fine sunday, having the same goal that we've had for the past couple of weeks, demoralizing fatality to the fullest, killing and slumping their entire clan.

Today we did just that, and again i'll have to mention that we indeed won every fight, the video's, pictures and fatality's aftermath topic will speak for itself.

Part of me feels bad for seeing how far they have fallen in such a short time. but the other part of me is looking forward to how much further they will drop

 



 



 

-Elver-

 



 

-Anton-

 



 



 

EoP vs FI

EoP vs FO

 

The fight started off with us rushing FO at CA who were standing idle, we quickly wrapped around their entire group which gave us a smooth 10 man lead from the start.

As the fight emerged, we got word that fatality were about to rush so we positioned ourselves south of FO to let them take the first hit, as fatality hit we moved it towards FOG and they straight ran through FO to fight us.

With us already being down food and opts we took on fatality in a clean 1v1 at FOG, it took us 5 minutes to fully clear their entire group, the 5 remaining people moved south and teled out.

 


 

 



 

EoP vs SV

EoP vs FO

EoP vs FI

 

We hit SV vs FI at 13 ports who were having a cute little fight, they then got off eachother and positioned themself each at one side of EoP.

We fought them for about 5 minutes when FO decided to rush the cluster, we moved it east of pond and FI would leave the battlefield at this point, with SV shortly following them after to get a regroup.

We remained with FO who we fought for another good 5 minutes, honestly the fight remained very even with both sides having an even amount of returners at all times.

OP (some random LPC clan) who used FO capes rushed in with 40 lvl 80's, with the fight being at level 10 wild, both us and FO bailed out.

 

 


 

 



 

EoP vs FO

EoP vs FI

EoP vs SV

 

With fatality and SV teaming up against TLP we rushed the fight from p18s and instantly hit SV who also instantly tele'd out. 

This left us and TLP alone with FI who would all die, with their members crying about sv leaving them ingame whilst getting killed it really was just a sweep.

 

FO would rush us from ghost hut where we would would move the fight towards, after approx 5 minutes of fighting the fight remained pretty even, with fatality having a full regroup ready to re-rush us, we pulled it to sperm, FO would not follow.

 


 

 



 

EoP vs FI

 

With the same inventory we remained at sperm, knowing fatality were going to rush us, we would gather up our last returners and get ready for them to hit us.

This is probably the most one-sided fight i've seen in a rivalry, ill mention again that we were down food and down opts at the time (as we were still waiting for returners) we would drop their people one by one, push them south of hilz gap and then entirely clear them up.

I advice you you to check the pictures of this fight as it was very one-sided hehe

 


 

 



 

EoP vs FI ft FO

 

After chasing fatality around in lobby, standing ontop of their login for literally 20 minutes, we caught them in world 34, where we would hit their entire group (already dropped by 20 ppl) in single, shortly after they moved it to multi however we remained in single.

With FI going to multi after having lost 2 1v1's to us prior that trip, we knew something was up, as we stepped foot into multi, FO immediately logged in and rushed their way to our group, we instantly moved it to single north of mossies just to find FO/FI standing next to eachother in a fallin.

After them realizing it became awkward as hell, they eventually started to fight and moved it towards runerocks.

We got out of single and rushed FO's group west of us, with FI being more further west of that. We started getting FO into huge clumps which resulted in us clearing them quite easy, moving it all the way west to kill the remaining FI retards that didn't die to FO.

ending:

 


 

 



 


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You should try posting on your real account birthday

Imagine being open all these years and your only accomplishment is getting destroyed by EoP every single year lmao.

ill kill fi lol

Very true Fi has yet to win a rivalry