Enza

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How could you write so articulately but sound so dumb at the same time

fkn racists wtf

How could you write so articulately but sound so dumb at the same time

It's been far too long since i've had the pleasure of addressing you all directly in a good ol' heart to heart. I've been very busy these past few months with work and school, though through it all you have persisted, never ceasing to remind me that you haven't forgotten about me, some of you attempting to contact me over 15 times a day , reaching out to one of my many mansions,  and going so far as to remind me how well of a job i've been doing upholding community standards. Bravo!
Recently there's been a bit of commotion over my gang and I's latest venture where we've been running about on tanks and such having a bit of fun. A good size of my fanbase has had some colorful language about our doings and it saddens me to say that some of you feel so strongly about this action that you've been calling for my demotion! How unfortunate. 
Let me make this perfectly clear: I do not give a fuck about your pissing and moaning about mains when you are incapable of restraining yourselves. We are witnessing the continual growth of the largest playerbase of Oldschool Runescape's history and yet clanning has remained at the same size playerbase(if not shrunk) throughout the past few years. Not two years ago there was such a crisis during MPC times when it became apparent that no amount of forum moderation was going to restrict user behavior. Ironically so, the very same people that supported my stance then seem incapable of upholding the standards that at one point they at least pretended to uphold, and over time we have seen the complete withdrawal of several pure communities from Sharkbrew altogether, if not outright refusal to participate on a community wide scale. What an incredible showing from you all on behalf of promoting pure clanning. Well done. 
My good friend Manboob once said: "do unto others as you would have them do unto you". What words of wisdom. After all, just a few years ago, CD were an honorable pure clan way back when in 2016. 2017 saw more of the same, and i dare say 2018 is going to be FS and CD's third year in a row of excellent behavior - after all, Fearless are clearly capable of fighting without them as well. 
Clans that don't bring mains have nothing to worry about from the latest and greatest of the UB gang. Perhaps we can use this moment to reflect upon what's caused us to reach this point in clanning as a community. Or not, discussion around here died a long time ago. 
Yours truly,
Tyen 

Okay guys, serious discussion flame off on this topic, I will cover everything there is to be covered. Take your time to read this, as it will make us a better scene in general.
Let's talk about the mains, @Tyendinaga your UB rag team is a big no. The scene is infested with mains already, if you want to continue with that team, EnVy, CD, FS, and OB will put all beef aside and put an end to your tanks, we will also rag Apex until we get an apology topic, so I suggest you sort this out @Nox @slushpuppeh @slushpuppy. Slush you made this forum for the sole reason of expanding clanning, trying to make it main free, and less toxic. None of us will tolerate you bringing mains to fucking XLPC trips, its actually down right sad. We kept this scene clean for so long, and I ain't talking EnVy because it was clean before EnVy/CD went XLPC. Lets bring that back.
CD, FS, EnVy, OB, Doom and any other clan in the xLPC scene, lets make this scene what it used to be. Main free, pures fighting eachother no matter the opts, if you pull 25-30 there surely is another clan that pulls the same, that you can fight, and when bigger clans crash, team on crash. You don't need to bring 50 mains in your capes to boost the counter. FS doesn't need to be ragging OB, and CD I know you can pull 40-50 pures, and have clean fights, you choose not to cause of your hatred with EnVy which is understandable, but putting all beef aside, let's keep it clean. I don't care if you break the 65 CB cap, as long as you're 1 defence, cause we sure as hell do break it, and so do other clans. Breaking the cap only works so much, cause if you're fighting lower it's not to your advantage. 
OutBurst, it's embarrassing going in other clans capes. If you pull 25-30 who cares, fight Doom, Destiny, even EnVy on bad days... you don't need to wear another teams cape to compete. You guys have the quality to fight down opts, if a clan crashes, team on crash, whoop some ass. Don't resort to just ragging in other clans capes. That's the first sign of closure, and I surely hope you don't close, because this scene was so lit, for a long time, hopefully new clans open and we can keep it going.
CD, you guys have been bringing mains forever, and the only way to counter that is with mains. It's just not fun like that, pure on pure action is what clanning is about. If you're going LPC, EnVy was also planning on moving up in a month-2 months, as soon as our members train up. The thing is we probably won't do P2P or atleast we'll try it and see how bad we are, and we know you guys want action aswell and won't wanna do p2p either. EnVy is willing to give you action, Saturdays and Sundays F2P, and we are the ones that can bring F2P midweeks back, just aslong as it's clean, clans will see us fighting, they will wanna come out aswell. Who doesn't want free action?
FS, we know your beef with OutBurst, but that doesn't mean you guys also have to bring tanks on them. Fight it clean, the best clan will surely come out on top. When they get out of this slump, your fights are gonna be dope. 60v60's hopefully. All clans can pull that, surely.
Guys I didn't write this to say EnVy is perfect, we break the cap, we really don't bring mains unless other clans do, and I know every clan says that, but its true. Listen to our TS audios you will never hear Hassan call for mains, unless he sees another clan has mains. Sure we break the cap, but we are 1 defence, and whats my level 78 gonna do to your level 56 at CA? Nothing, basically useless. 
For my final say, let's work together, guys we are leaders, we aren't children, most of us are 20+ years old. Let's make this scene to what its suppose to be, let's keep it thriving, at one point this brown sticky stuff was more lit then LPC clanning. The mains killed it, and if we keep bringing mains, it will continue to kill this scene, until it's over, and all clans move up/close. I personally think xLPC is really fun to compete in, if you think about it, all the xLPC clanners keep this site alive, we're the ones that post on it, we're the ones that make topics, statuses, etc. If this kid Tyendinaga, wants to keep ragging the xLPC scene with UB tanks, we'll have a solution for him, and his LPC clan Apex, and it really won't be fun, cause I'm sure EOP will be down to help aswell. 
Let's continue to grow this scene, and hopefully one day we'll get WCOTM, cause clearly LPC's don't want to compete in it as hardly any of them post aftermath topics on these forums anymore. 
 
@Enza @TheReal @exzrts @Public Relations Pig @Kunoo @Satans @Brap @Mercy @TBR @Dillon Howlett @DilL @WarChild @Broxxx @Pkeru300 @King Kinse @Lankz 
 
 

@Mithril "pulled 25" btw

"I was at envy's mass and....", so damn relevant even in absence @TheReal @Don Elmir @fortnite @quit

"I was at envy's mass and....", so damn relevant even in absence @TheReal @Don Elmir @fortnite @quit

Supremacy, although their entire existence is a slump so does that make it a slump?

bro who tf names their son pkeru300 and hes 26 and has children and plays fucking runescape.com LMFAO

goodjob @Enza

this is what happens when you team with brown sticky stuff clans like Envy
keep it up, you're next.

we were having fun in our ts3 while lalo was screaming to focus panthers names l0l

everyone was hating on us b4 this
now everyone is bowing down to us? 
lol. #1 xlpc 

Crip gang outburst is stronk, fuck the bloods 

Crip gang outburst is stronk, fuck the bloods 

Crip gang outburst is stronk, fuck the bloods 

Crip gang outburst is stronk, fuck the bloods