Donald Trump Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Guys, I am going to help u uneducated people out there understand the election in terms of RuneScape, via conversation. I feel it is a great way to help people learn by doing this. Hilary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are democrats. They care about the level 3's. They want you to make a larger amount of money from chopping normal logs in Lumbridge, fishing shrimp, mining tin and copper ore. Why do these people fish shrimp? Cuz they too lazy to spend time leveling up in skill. The only down side to the presidential candidates' plan is that it will fuck everything up for merchers. Donald Trump is a Republican. This means that he wants to take good care of the rich. This means if you spend all day farming God Wars, and you have a fat ass bank, he gon' make sure that bank stays big, and that we don't decrease the price in drops you get. He likes the fact you have 99 fishing for sharks, and for that, he will keep them at a nice high stable rate. However, Donald Trump feels RuneScape isn't secure. He feels like there are too many new players with the release of Free to Play, causing a growth in people who don't care about RuneScape and like to troll and scam and fuck brown sticky stuff up for us, and has decided that he will make it only members again. Most people love this, as it will keep the community smaller, and more tight knit and friendly, where as all the new players will hate this and call him racist since he doesn't let more new people like them join the game and it won't let them keep playing since it will be members only, so they will have to go back to whatever games they used to play. His plan: Add a ddos protective Wall to the runescape home page, a wall so big, that no ddosers can attack when they get angry that they don't become a member. All he asks is they sign up and become a member, and they can join RuneScape. Without membership, RuneScape would die, and he doesn't want RuneScape to die for all the people that play the game. Also, other gamers look at RuneScape and think it's full of pussies. Donald Trump is a RuneScape player that stands up for why RuneScape is sick, and makes great comebacks that put other games in their places and makes them understand we are alpha to them and can beat them in any debate or physical fight. Hilary Clinton is a Jagex moderator. She is a very big part of the RuneScape community as she is big and famous. Everyone knows who she is, her daddy was a moderator, so they let he be one too. The problem is, rather than keeping confidential information within the moderator/maker circle of RuneScape headquarters, she felt she should text her fam all the glitches, and things wrong with RuneScape, keeping them well informed with unpatched scams. When she got caught for leaking glitches and scams, she didn't get banned even though alot of people felt she should get banned. She says that she didn't think it mattered that she gave her fam all the best lure scripts and bot programs she has found out about over the years, because she trusts them cuz they her fam (daddy fucked in white house??? ). Bernie sanders is a veteran of Runescape. Pretty old player, and he wants RuneScape to become something awesome. RuneScape currently has great protection for players. They just added an authenticator which even furthers our defense aggainst hackers. Bernie Sanders wants to trash the whole authenticator thing, get rid of passwords, and add something new. He hasn't really made clear what, but he wants to trash it all. Start over. He started a thread about this and people asked where the money would come from. He said they could start an in-game charity where everyone puts money in the charity well to raise higher taxes, but everyone was confused with how he would come up with billions of dollars if most banks were about 1 mil and because the Republicans who have the biggest banks don't give care for his democratic plans. He said he had plans but nothing on paper. He also likes the support of the poor players, since most people are poor giving him more voters. Also, because his plans all sound great, like making RuneScape free for a month, but he doesn't have any clear plans how to do this, but they all seem to spam in varrock "feel the bern." Most of them get muted for auto-chats. Fin. Kim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
موني Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 I actually love this post Donald Trump and Tyendinaga 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
موني Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 @@Donald Trump I demand a shout out for my Autistic Penguin friend Persian Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codi Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 I wish I had this much free time 10/10 but didn't read موني and EV Ice 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Trump Posted February 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 @@Donald Trump I demand a shout out for my Autistic Penguin friend Persian Tom I was promised moderator of SharkBrew. موني 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 So bernie supports the average vast majority? Where as trump supports the rich minuscule minority? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxx Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 F2P players are Mexicans? This is some dumb brown sticky stuff lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17_ Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Tl;dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay. Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Tl;dr u feel me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Trump Posted February 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 I wish I had this much free time 10/10 but didn't read Back to recruiting in edgeville buddy. F2P players are Mexicans? This is some dumb brown sticky stuff lmao u think donald trump is only keeping out mexicans lmfao i make these posts for ppl like u So bernie supports the average vast majority? Where as trump supports the rich minuscule minority? more people are poor than rich. 2% of people in the world are richer than the other 98% combined. by a tonnnnnnnnnnnn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Haha, this post made me smile Donald Trump 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duval Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Actually enjoyed this post. 10/10 Donald Trump 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breach Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 9/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rot rock nigga Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 grats on the promotion to Warlord Donald Trump 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJo Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 9/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pain Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 tldr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ash Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 In the first sentence you say 'u uneducated people' ironic how you can't even use the right grammar huh? Love your posts though. Donald Trump 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcusyo Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Haha, this post made me smile dis dick gon make u smile Donald Trump 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Swag Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 A better analogy would be that Bernie Sanders wants to look after everyone on RuneScape that doesn't have a maxed out total level, aka 99%. Hillary and Trump both only care about themselves. The rest of the GOP field only care about themselves and the top 1%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyga Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Nah fam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milzan Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Sionist country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RU Mike Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Tl;dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jernt Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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