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[I]mpact Takes Home Gold In The First Round Of the Special Olympics


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After going through the opening ceremonies the other night, our United State born and bred athletes were ready to compete in today's events. We left our hotel with a strong 65 Olympic Athletes fueled with excitement as they got ready to compete in today's games! We maintained 50+ throughout each Olympic Event today!

 

 

The First Event of the day: The ladder climb ft. Uninvited Guests (terrorists)

 

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The judges come out and delivered us our first opponent and it was the Olympians from the Country Czechoslovakia. We fought inside the castle for about a minute with each country dropping a few. Quickly other countries just said 'fuck it' and crashed the ladder climb. First the so called "Athletes" from Poland aka Rage decided to Crash so we showed our strength and agility by moving to the next rung of the ladder. Then every other country Pakistan (imperial) and Greece (Critical Damage) joined the event. Most of the fight consisted of ladder jumping and getting some quick action before the next country came. Overall it was a cluster, lucky WWIII was not started over that... but we left with around 45-50 strong United States men and women and went to get some Gatorade at the bank. Sadly, during this event, a sniper took out our camera men and they were unable to take some HD pictures for ESPN and CNN. 

 

 

The Second Event of the Day: The 500 Meter Dash

 

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The 500 meter dashed started out by our Athletes gaining a slight edge on the Polish Countrymen aka Rage. We pushed them south of corp but out of no where Australia caught up and was nipping at our ass! We stopped running for a sec and took out our glock and shot the Australians right off the track. The race vs the Polish continued as we hit them on Corp hill down about 5... Not giving 2 fucks because as Americans we fear nothing...We wiped off our drool and decided to poop our pants right on rage's forehead. We pushed them off corp hill and made a strategical move by running in their track lane because there are no rules in the special Olympics. We moved south and picked off their backline...we then had the adv and raged scattered north as the Australians had bullet proof vests on and reentered the race!

 

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Sadly the Polish made a few critical mistakes during the track and field event=/

 

 

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Almost half way done the race we got word the Australians and the Mexican Olympians of Apex were closing in. We made sure that was not going to happen, we pushed both clans to singles from p18s without losing anyone :)

 

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The Third Event: The High Jump

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We saw Greece warming up for the high jump south of P13s. Being Americans we thought fuck this lets start this event now...JUDGE! So we started jumping and hopping around all over Greece. The Event didn't last to long as Greece's Athletes all tore the ACL by trying to out Jump us... they quickly had to move to safety. Better luck next time Greece!

 

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A visual of what happened to Greece=/

 

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The Final Event: Boxing

 

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Being the last two countries, we decided to finish it man to man by stepping in the ring. Now the Polish Countrymen were juiced on steroids (had 60+ to our 50) but we channeled our inner Rocky Balboa and waited for that bell to ring. The bell rung, the bout proceeded south of p13s. Rage threw a lot of haymakers but we were able to block/absorb most of their shots. We threw some quick left jabs and connected on each one...At one point the judges had the fight at a draw (we brought them to even) Scared that our inner Rocky senses would overpower the polish steroid abusers, poland decided to Run away to whatever 4n place they came from in the first place. Meanwhile we paraded around holding our belt high as the last country to leave the ring. Was a fun tussle Poland, relax on the roids next time, we may be just a lil to quick for you:).

 

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Overall it was a fun day to be an American Olympic Athlete. Better luck to all the countries that participated in today's events, hope to see you out there tomorrow competing! Below are some special pictures taken of today's events!

 

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We loot capes after we kill people, its our method of pking. We banked to get more food expecting another fight...btw i break it down for you okay sec..

 

 

MPC cap is 92 most of the time maybe a few above 92..

 

At the end of the trip we were at p13s (if you didnt know...13 wildy)

 

Our avg cb lets say is...78. 78 + 13 = 95

 

Woah...math is hard. You guys could've fought there but realized all your mains in addy that you have couldnt hit us=/. Ty for gold medal ezpz lemon sqeeze

78+13=91
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