Piers Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 Let’s talk about the last week. You’ve all, probably, been sat in your bedrooms. Maybe you’ve been working, maybe you’re doing fuck all, maybe you’re rampantly masturbating, maybe - hear me out - just maybe you’re doing something productive like learning a new skill. I can tell you what Zerg Unit’s been doing: winning three preps before officially opening with a curb-stomping Wilderness arrival. 43 Zerglings strong, we set out from the Grand Exchange in full confidence. Our scouts knew everything and within fifteen minutes Zerg Unit was once again a Wilderness force. We banked and regrouped ONCE in a trip that lasted over three hours. Sustained only by the food, arrows, pots and resources we plundered from the dead corpses of fallen XLPC competitors, we dished out sweet dank murder from Wilderness levels 1-30 - because for some reason you losers refuse to go deeper than boneyard. We were at the heart of every cluster; we fought every clan. Terror. Envy. Excel. Rampage. Astro. They all had a taste of the unbridled chaos that is Zerg Unit. We’re back. And the scene is ours. Highlight fights Zerg Unit leashes Terror, Rampage, and Astro in Chaos Altar Zerg Unit pummel Astro on 18s before backhanding Terror Zerg Unit 2v1’s Envy and Terror Zerg Unit walks their dog aka #1 Ditch Standers aka Terror Want to join the next #1 XLPC? Of course you do. Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’ Get a team-32 cape. Ir0ny and OGs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheReal Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 good action ty zu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGs Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 "Total Domination... Fatality." - Mortal Kombat. Big own today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zammy Cloak Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 What a day! Thanks to everyone for the fights, Great opening trip boys.. This is just the beginning, KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 what a blast gf all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PreGains Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 What a trip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ir0ny Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 goodfight clans, thanks Terror and Astro for some decent fights Nick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murquisha Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nos Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 Looking good out there. Welcome back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soniqs Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 Thanks for the fights friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1M S O R R Y Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 Was awesome to be back, coming from someone who hasn’t played in 6 years I enjoyed every moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 It was too easy, it's a shame the pure scene has changed. Teleports and level 1 varrock wildy? What is this February 2005? 4-5 deaths and 15+ kills. I look forward to seeing you all out next weekend with more time spent above level 5+ wilderness. Ir0ny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broxxx Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 nice work lads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block Busta Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 looks like ZU wins again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wars. Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 nice work zu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom valor is a rat Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 ZU = Socially awkward life failures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valorone Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 Looked like an exciting opener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datassd0e Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 Good action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piers Posted May 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 2 hours ago, tom valor is a rat said: ZU = Socially awkward life failures this is the most accurate thing i have ever read and i once read that i am gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannie Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 was really ez ngl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soniqs Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Piers said: this is the most accurate thing i have ever read and i once read that i am gay Can confirm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z Money Gang Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 grats zu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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