Fudog Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 On March 4th, the deadliest killers in the world, will be competing in a championship match for the UFC Championship belt. We have Fudog, the young one, on a streak of 69-0. Fudog has demolished every oppenent he has met in the ring... in less than 5 seconds. On the other hand, we have the notorious Zezima. Zezima has been playing a game called "Runescape" his whole life, and has used his fighting skills in reality. We will get tuned in with both of the fighters in just a moment... News: "Welcome, Fudog! How do you feel about going into this fight with Zezima?" Fudog: "First, I'm going to run in there and do a 360 degree ninja kick. Then, I'm gunna knee that ****ker in the face." News: "Why do you think you will come out on top this match?" Fudog: "Because to be honest... Your not gunna get better at playing a game. The only game I see being an influence for UFC is Grand Theft Auto. Therefore, he has no chance against me." News: "How many seconds do you think it will take to end the fight?" Fudog: "5 Seconds." News: "Why do you think exactly 5 seconds?" Fudog: "Listen hear chump, whenever I say 5 seconds... I mean it! The reason it's gunna be 5 is because of my motto "fuck bitches, get money." You cannot fuck with a guy with that motto. When I say it, I mean it." News (frightened): "What kind of motivation do you have for fighing tonight?" Fudog: "I'm doing this for my homies in Supremacy and Imperial. There is no stopping me when I got my homies holdin' me up." News: "Alright thank you for your time!" Fudog: "Peace." The news people now go to Zezima for his input on the fight... News: "Welcome Zezima! How do you feel about going into this fight with Fudog?" Zezima: "I'm feeling pretty good about it. I am challenged by his words and motivation, but that doesn't mean I'm going to step down like a *****." News: "What strategy are you going to use the most?" Zezima: "I'm going to use my strategy of using a bow and scimitar to make Fudog go to sleep." News: "How are you going to encounter that with no weapons allowed in the octagon?" Zezima: "I don't play by the rules. *uck that Fudog guy. I don't care about his 69-0 streak or even his "homies" holdin' him up. I'm going to give the fight he's been asking for." News: "Do you think you will get knocked out this fight?" Zezima: "Man get that camera outta my face!" The conversation and preview is over, now we are going to watch the big fight! Ref: "Are you ready?..... Go!" In a split second Fudog rushes in dodging Zezima's bow and does a 360 degree ninja kick for the knockout. Fudog: "Sit the *uck down *itch! Night, night sweet dreams." News: "Holy brown sticky stuff! Did I just witness that?" Fudog ends up winning the UFC Championship in less than 1 second. There is no room for Zezima to come back from this embarrassment. Fudog is now 70-0 and expects to constantly show no mercy and go for the kill. P.S: Fudog #1 This is Zezima at the end of the fight... Image[http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/slides/photos/003/798/795/hi-res-7dee481f69f4ab55ab525fd2d17b65c9_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75] blocked. Upload At Approved hosts Here is Fudog after the fight!@!@#!$@!#! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slushpuppy Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 most serious troll account i seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thimaah Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 most serious troll account i seen this is his normal behavior... he's just abit weird.. Sage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudog Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Real facts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misfits Public Relations Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 K0! What a win for Fudog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Spartan Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Oh my days fudog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed_ Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Oh my days fudog Still better than you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOOITZKID Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 loool nice read Fudog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 i'm confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
موني Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 most serious troll account i seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Do your parents not give you enough attention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33th Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 100% supremacy member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook` Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 0.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 NO ONE CAN STOP FUDOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sage Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 most serious troll account i seen No he's naturaly like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victory Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 100% supremacy member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fudog Posted March 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 L, it's not like I am a complete r3tard or something... I go with an idea in my head and write. This is purely for entertainment so no flame please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 100% supremacy member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaxi Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 I'm dying at @@slushpuppy's reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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