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  1. keep trying severance, your obsession with me will never fix the atrocious lives you live lmfao

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    2. coc is roc

      coc is roc

      i got kick out of school cos i piss on ur boyfriend in classl mfaoooo lil bundle of twigsots

    3. rob-
    4. coc is roc

      coc is roc

      i fuck ur boyfriend tight little ass right now @ultama

  2. So rage officially got bullied out of clan wars?

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    2. ultama

      ultama

      @Waifu Pillow

      I'm in a prep right now but I already know you were a mute because you were poking me in doom teamspeak instead of talking to me r0fl

    3. Waifu Pillow

      Waifu Pillow

      @ultama fuck off and focus on your prep lmao

    4. ultama

      ultama

      @Waifu Pillow

      we're waiting for the next round

      fuck off and focus on scavenging money to afford a £15 microphone lmao

  3. @Waifu Pillow how are you able to go to university but not be able to afford a microphone?

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    2. ultama

      ultama

      @Ryan..

      But you're nothing more than a -1 in your HPC lmfao stop trying to claim credit to a clan you don't even know the history of

       

      @Keefn

      Ironic coming from someone who uses the phrase "i'd put a bullet in ur dome" lmfao you couldn't even afford a gun

       

    3. Ryan..

      Ryan..

      Lol you really are braindead

    4. ultama

      ultama

      @Ryan..

      Wow you were pretty fast to clear lmao kind of expected from some random who no one knows lmao pipe down kid

       

      @Waifu Pillow

      Speak up we can't hear you mute l0l

  4. Bobcat when you coming back home

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    2. Timbo

      Timbo

      someone get me a snakespeak amulet i cant understand him

    3. Romnick

      Romnick

      bobcat come home. We miss you, pikachu.

    4. im bob cat
  5. Who needs to watch TV dramas when you've got sharkbrew lmao

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    2. del
    3. ultama

      ultama

      @tesco you can farm dragons for curry you dumbass lmfao

       

      But hey, you were enslaved by the taliban until 2014 when you started clanning so you wouldn't have known.

    4. Zed_

      Zed_

      @tesco nice irl skinnyindian74

  6. Ruin is asking doom for 40v40s but can't pull more than 10 to their prep vs SUP wtf

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    2. Kim

      Kim

      they pulled more than that. chill

    3. mithril platebody

      mithril platebody

      ruin pulled 7 l000000000l my clans fucking brown sticky stuff aswell too!! my clan and ruin should merge?????

    4. ultama

      ultama

      Fucking ruin logic lmfao!

       

      > "Ever since we've brown sticky stuffted on you you've declined our prep requests"

      > "You've been holding onto sharkbrew declarations"

      > declaration was at the end of december

      > ruin has been slumping since the start of 2016

  7. @Moni my bard 1v1 is too stronk http://i.imgur.com/wZAwnhK.png

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    2. knikker

      knikker

      @ultama so many normals lmfao how are u still struglin to get out of d5 (lmfao)

    3. ultama

      ultama

      My last 2 ranked games were wins @u dont want these hands ?

    4. knikker

      knikker

      D5 for months :P

  8. FS too scared to even snipe us in a 1v1 l0l

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    2. ultama

      ultama

      > his job was to drag as many people away from the fight as possible which worked.

      > Ryan was logged into 2 accounts, one at the fight and one on his pure.

       

      I think your comprehension skills are lacking

    3. Cody9204

      Cody9204

      >We weren't at the fight, we were south of it clearing Weston.

      >Nobody asked

       

      I think your comprehension skills are lacking. Btw, heard you're in Fatality and you died to Yoshi, of all people, in a 1v1 infront of all of EOP LMFAO!!

    4. ultama

      ultama

      http://i.imgur.com/ia3ciZQ.png ye csb fs ded btw

       

      Holy brown sticky stuff please tell me more about this story though because I really want to know who you think I am if you are so delusional to think I'm in fatality or that I died to some guy called yoshi infront of eop when I quit HPC after doom went HPC last year l0l

  9. CD died so many times last night they had to resort to 1 iteming. KYP brown sticky stuff clan.

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    2. Ace Krave

      Ace Krave

      @ultama i was was never in misery/chaos, im not "kane|Below" im Zink | Kane.

      Nice try tho

    3. ultama

      ultama

      @Ace ¥ krave

      Both of you are irrelevant and make a brown sticky stuff ton of brown sticky stuff clans every year so it doesn't really bother me lol

    4. Ace Krave
  10. CD got ended by Doom yet again lmfao

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    2. A Wet Tissue

      A Wet Tissue

      I went to cd's trip, im not in cd, from an unbiased view they got cleared about 3 times but managed to clear you at least 5-6 times

    3. -deleted-

      -deleted-

      In my unbiased and highly respected opinion Doom was #1 today.

       

    4. marcaruese

      marcaruese

      That's bcs you're a doom app sikh

  11. Ruin ended already after being 30 minutes late?

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    2. Ir0ny

      Ir0ny

      L0l we literally sat in multi for majority of the trip and gave you our loc

    3. ultama

      ultama

      @Ir0ny is that the one with VR next to you? :^ )

    4. ewby

      ewby

      that looks like a 3 man spam tower to me!

  12. Holy brown sticky stuff ruin just got slammped by op lmfao, no wonder they wouldn't prep doom

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    2. Ir0ny

      Ir0ny

      Why does it have to be an excuse? Its just the truth. Not gonna act like we didn't just lose. We did, not gonna stop us from prepping you more though. Thats OP's tactics, only prep with an advantage lol

    3. Tony

      Tony

      you fucking lost to Olympus to OP tactics LMFAOOOOO

    4. ultama

      ultama

      @Ir0ny yeah their advantage is that they are better at the game than you r0fl

       

      wanna explain why you didn't wanna prep doom with 92 combat but beg every other clan to now? l0l

  13. trip hasn't even started and CD are reduced to 1 item already lmfa0 must have no money after dieing so much yesterday

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    2. ultama

      ultama

      @ThatBoyRange

      You literally got bullied to the point where you can't afford return sets l0000l

    3. TBR

      TBR

      yeah were making them off you, ty

    4. ultama

      ultama

      @ThatBoyRange you're making nothing because we gwas your boyfriends then tele out when your 1 itemers come lmfao

  14. Ruin declaring with a 92 combat cap yet less than a month ago Ruin didn't want to do 89 3 exceptions or 92 combat cap...????????

  15. CD trying to change their usernames to mask all their mains lmfao mains won't save you if you can't tank with 40 def

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    2. TBR

      TBR

      yeah, chat brown sticky stuff get banged pussy

    3. ultama

      ultama

      Yeah you got banged out lmfao brown sticky stuff clan no wonder you don't do CLW your quality is horrible even with 40 def

    4. Georgiie

      Georgiie

      Why CWA when you can carrot all the clans at once in wildy already hehe

  16. 1 Month 11 Days of getting slammed and whispering allahu akbar, rest in brown sticky stuff.

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    2. Benk

      Benk

      We closed temptation btw lol

    3. ultama

      ultama

      Ya @ben xd you closed us by making us all focus on our university courses

       

      me and pepsi closed severance btw was very easy

       

      your clan dropped out for this btw xd

    4. Benk

      Benk

      Ye alright l0l

  17. Thanks for the prep TLP, it's a shame our scene is so brown sticky stuff they won't prep us

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    2. coc is roc

      coc is roc

      ur still brown sticky stuff

    3. ultama
    4. Kevv

      Kevv

      prep Ruin, 89- combat? 40v40 minimum

  18. holy brown sticky stuff that zerker clan CD got slammed lmao

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    2. cdwinsagain

      cdwinsagain

      didint know 120s are zerkers

    3. ultama

      ultama

      didn't know you spelt "didn't" "didint" or that 76 combat = 120 combat lmfao.

      Your clan is that bad you recruit level 76s with 77 defence lmfa0

    4. cdwinsagain
  19. CD bullied into 1 item l0l

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    2. Hulk

      Hulk

      they are so bad

    3. TBR
    4. jay.

      jay.

      he is obviously mad, he made a status update on his clan getting bullied out the wilderness LOL

  20. CD is officially a main clan now? 30 mains falled in trying to compete vs doom lmfao

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    2. ultama

      ultama

      Their opts literally jumped 30 in the middle of a fight and had jaja rush in on us with level 90s with 40+ def lmfao

    3. marcaruese

      marcaruese

      You guys started this brown sticky stuff. Don't cry lol

    4. ultama

      ultama

      ^broccoli lmfao you've always brought mains to your trip lmfa0 you're the one that started this.

  21. It took 1 hour and 20 minutes for CD to step out of wilderness tonight and 20 minutes to end their trip lmao

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    2. ultama

      ultama

      You mean you were getting fucked by every clan whilst we cleared OP x2, then you tried to hit us after an hour and a bit and ended swiftly afterwards lmao

    3. Dinoz

      Dinoz

      @ThatBoyRange doom actually cleared op down 30 while ur brown sticky stuff clan was getting cleared by aao lmfao

    4. Tony

      Tony

      @ultama join the Jimbob movement

  22. Guess we won't see CD until next Saturday since they won't do CLW vs doom and won't do P2P trip :^)

    1. arcanes pro

      arcanes pro

      ur asking to get ragged in p2p lol

    2. D o n

      D o n

      we'll see u tom gl on ur p2p trip 100 abdullahs

    3. Cotton Picker

      Cotton Picker

      we'll see u tom gl on ur p2p trip 100 abdullahs

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