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Having been starved of clan wars events for a few weeks, Terror finally agreed to prep us in a (supposedly) 40v40 setting.
Massed up 46 big dick kangaroo's and took the victory, with a convincing R2/R3.
Thankyou for the fight lads
Round 1 LOSS - Defending, Classic
Irony called.

Round 2 WIN - Attacking, Classic
Starting: 39/39
Ending: 30/0
Round 3 WIN - PKRI Plateau
Starting: 39/39
Ending: 21/0

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06/28/20 | F2P Sunday: Today, Terror massed up ~70 pures in anticipation of clean pure action.
Yesterday, Fs Blood gave Terror his word that astro would not bring tanks on their pk trip. They actually stuck to their word and provided relatively-clean pure action whilst down opts. Our PK trip consisted of several clusters centered around P13s, all of which we completely dominated.
Thanks to all clans for the clean action.
 

 
 
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~Vinny
 
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Thanks for the clean action, props for sitting to fight ZU matched

Well done.
 
Good to see an event like this come together. Props to all clans involved

Team Kangaroo incoming

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Massed up around ~ 30 LY to take on Foe for a p2p prep, they decided to start randomly attacking people in the portal.
Asked Rage for a p2p fight, they massed up 25 to fight us. 
Gf Rage.

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I have been contacted by three members of terror to bring tanks against FS members using terror capes: 

Zerg Unit visits the Wilderness, twice.
I have to give a massive shoutout to the newly opened Exiled Forces. Without you our weekend would've been shit, thank you for the fights -- and respect for fighting down opts a couple of times.
Saturday, 13th June - Zerg Unit vs Exiled Forces
While Astro and Terror fought their retarded rivalry with every account bar their actual pures (genuinely, your snipe teams, mains, and tanks are fucking disgusting) we got back to some good old, wholesome pure-on-pure action with Exiled Forces.
 
Sunday, 14th June - Deja Vu, basically the same as Saturday.
Alright, so as Astro and Terror fought their retarded rivalry with every account bar their actual pures (genuinely, your snipe teams, mains, and tanks are fucking disgusting) we got back to some good old, wholesome pure-on-pure action with Exiled Forces. Again. Except this time instead of fighting 5x on Corp Hill we sniped Terror and Astro outside Chaos Altar before chasing Exiled Forces to Single.
Then we took a wander over to Sperm Hill where Exiled Force rushed us down 6. Fair play lads, we respect that. You've got fucking balls. Unfortunately we made quick work of them, and went onto our next fight with (you guessed it) Exiled Forces! Wow.
This time we rushed them inside Chaos Altar. Bit of a slaughter, but again: props to Exiled Forces for valuing action over outcome.
Ended the night by sniping anything and everyone in Astro and Terror's pathetic ditch fight north of Varrock. Guys, your rivalry is actual cancer. Just drop your stupid teams and mains, come back down to your 50 pulls and fight us. Avoiders.
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ofc they lose when im not there

Any forum that you have to sign up to view anything is weak and will never have good forums 

Astro + Terror both of you drop your snipe teams and match our 40 for clean 1v1's next weekend.
 
better than sitting at fally for an hour

*Not associated with EF, just posting on their behalf*
 

ZERG UNIT STOCKS IN STONKING RISE AS BUYERS RUSH TO CAPITALISE ON UNMISSABLE OPPORTUNITY.
Best XLPC sees +10000% growth in stock price after slapping the fuck out of some clans down opts. READ ON IF YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY.
 
 
Watch 00:00 - 00:35 - Does your clan have a TeamSpeak as fun as ours? Probably not. That's why you should watch.
 
Highlights
Zerg Unit vs Envy
26 Zergs, down 6 against the 32 Envy bois, took to the trees west of Chaos Altar to dish out Snares, Scims, and Slaps. Despite the six man difference we held our own and brought the difference down to 2, ending with 20 Zergs to 22 Envy bois.
Zerg Unit vs Astro
Call us crazy, call us mad. Or call us what we are: fucking Billy Big Bollocks. We fought Astro down 11. Yes. Eleven. But who gives a fuck because we're all stuck indoors on a Saturday when we should be smashing straight 10/10 punani - we wanted action. Action exciting enough to make up for the lack of pussy sat on our faces.
We started with 31, Astro with 42. We ended with 24 after XL crashed the fight, with Astro having 29 capes on the counter.
Yeah we didn't win but we turned a deficient of 11 into 5 and if you can't see that quick math makes for an awesome fight fuck you.
Zerg Unit vs Astro, Terror, Envy Cluster
East of Corp Cave entrance there's a raised hill with some trees. In those trees Astro discovered what it means to have their tiny, pink, warty arseholes torn apart by the 12" kangaroo cock. We started with 30 Zergs to 32 Astros. Five minutes later there wasn't a team-6 cape in sight.
Then Terror appeared. And Envy. Oh hello, boys. You want some of this kangaroo cock too? Our pleasure.
The fight ebbed and flowed from Corp Hill to 18 ports to the weird hill between 18s and pond. We fought everywhere. We fucked everywhere. Unfortunately what we were fucking wasn't 10/10 blonde punani but snotty nosed virgins in blue and green capes. What a way to spend a Saturday. Wow.
Zerg Unit vs Terror, Astro, Envy., Rampage Cluster
Okay seriously, guys. Guys. Can we stop fighting at fucking level 5 wilderness? What are we? We're all adults here. We're all losing out on 10/10 punani (let's face it we'd all pull that top tier shit) by being sat indoors playing RuneScape. Can we at least make it fucking fun? Fighting at ditch isn't fun, it's fucking lame. Grow the fuck up and come fight us at GDZ.
Anyway, we rushed the blue cape clan at 13s. They ran away. We chased them. We cycled bows and binds for a while before getting bored and setting off to hit someone more interesting. Little did we know that everyone would run to fucking level 4. Fuck you. Genuinely. You're all so fucking boring.
Big thanks for the fights though.
Nobody took pictures so you've been blessed with a very rushed text wall during my lunch break. And no, before you ask, I am not banging 10/10 punani this Monday either. Shame. At least I'm not wasting my time in level 4 wilderness though.
 
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On late notice without having any intentions of going out on Sunday, the few Australians that had the luxury of working from home jumped on there PC's this morning at 7am, keen for a little skirmish on the XLPC scene on this fine Monday morning.
Given our limited pull, we decided we would do whatever we could, and ended up with quite a nice little action packed Monday morning.
We had a few fights throughout the morning, fighting Envy down 10 ish on Corp hill and nearly evening the opts just before Astro crashed
 
We also had a few run ins with Excel whenever they weren't hugging singles and smoked whatever was left of them as they scurried back to the single line like rodents.
We ended the trip with a nice 1v1 against Terror, with the Zerglings proving too much for Terror as they decided to run to singles.
Thanks for the fights all, see you soon 

It was too easy, it's a shame the pure scene has changed. Teleports and level 1 varrock wildy? What is this February 2005?
4-5 deaths and 15+ kills. I look forward to seeing you all out next weekend with more time spent above level 5+ wilderness.

goodfight clans, thanks Terror and Astro for some decent fights

Let’s talk about the last week. You’ve all, probably, been sat in your bedrooms. Maybe you’ve been working, maybe you’re doing fuck all, maybe you’re rampantly masturbating, maybe - hear me out - just maybe you’re doing something productive like learning a new skill.
I can tell you what Zerg Unit’s been doing: winning three preps before officially opening with a curb-stomping Wilderness arrival.
43 Zerglings strong, we set out from the Grand Exchange in full confidence. Our scouts knew everything and within fifteen minutes Zerg Unit was once again a Wilderness force.
We banked and regrouped ONCE in a trip that lasted over three hours.
Sustained only by the food, arrows, pots and resources we plundered from the dead corpses of fallen XLPC competitors, we dished out sweet dank murder from Wilderness levels 1-30 - because for some reason you losers refuse to go deeper than boneyard.
We were at the heart of every cluster; we fought every clan. Terror. Envy. Excel. Rampage. Astro. They all had a taste of the unbridled chaos that is Zerg Unit.
We’re back. And the scene is ours.
 
Highlight fights
Zerg Unit leashes Terror, Rampage, and Astro in Chaos Altar






 
Zerg Unit pummel Astro on 18s before backhanding Terror


Zerg Unit 2v1’s Envy and Terror



 
Zerg Unit walks their dog aka #1 Ditch Standers aka Terror






 
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Agreed bro. I took the day off but I'll be back x

Nice win, nice gfx, liked it better when Piers posted it tho 😕 

So many people been telling Excel to get new gfx lmao. I finally had some time so I made these quickly today...
 
I went for some brighter colours then Excel usually have but I guess they are okay. Thoughts?
 

 
 

no

gl again lads

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