Beau

stick to swapping out your girlfriend nerd

I’ll do anything you want to do cutie. 

so, after years of opposing it, i think now that they've added a portal cap, it's made it viable. would be nice if jagex would let us customize the portal cap ourselves (10,20,30,40,50, so on). if other clans were willing to do it, ideally late on a friday (around 4 or 5PM EST) i would most likely bring onslaught along.
 
if it's xlpc then i would still bring my clan and flame you all for not fighting me because i am an alpha

wildy>clan wars for me but some people may like the idea 

0 ask
reopen ascent 

are we on tiktok or sharkbrew

tikbrew?

suits make men 10x more attractive

if you didn't dd at 308 hill hut or on top of sperm hill you're probably a virgin

dont worry about ascent lil guy, i'd be more concerned about your clan getting dicked #foe

no thanks

why are they going lpc lmao

will a clan that has already closed 6x last.... hmmm...

so many clans open atm... pretty hard to get things going i would say

The way I see it, it's similar to UD. Assuming Brock and Brad will take roles in this clan, they just need a supporting cast around them to help them out, but we'll see. Would be cool to see Ascent step outside of xLPC and venture into MPC. Best of luck regardless to whatever happens

Congrats to you
and
happy birthday Res

Great work FOE!
Thank you for the standard you set as a true OG Pure Clan

Rage getting ass raped l0l

Looks like foe dicked rage 4 weekends in a row now 🤡

no

probably, but who cares it's some guys having fun & more clans to have action with

dogfo