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JoJo

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  1. What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on brown sticky stuff clans, and carroted over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a scimitar of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another pile of maggots. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a bow, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll brown sticky stuff fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now

  2. what's so special about a dude named tyler lmao Add comment

  3. When i want to sleep i count sheep. But i changed sheep to fi. 1 fi member smoked, 2 fi members smoked, 3 fi members smoked. Only the problem is i wont get further then 38 because that is the end of there memberlist.. I might change to CD because they're sheep too

  4. Where do i join EoP? They are definitely the best pure clan right now and Fi is an MPC.

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    2. Lionel

      Lionel

      At clan-mayhem.net mention my name and ur in

    3. Mash

      Mash

      eop win again

    4. Ow Ur Tanked

      Ow Ur Tanked

      rot wins again tbh

  5. Where is my fucking kingpin..

  6. Who calls themself jojo in 2k15

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    2. Dracula
    3. 0ldschooler

      0ldschooler

      "CP started the___in 2k15 jokes" LOL gtfo vermin.

       

      before 2k15 it was 2k14,2k13,2k12 etc.. "jokes"

    4. Tucan
  7. Why are the control members so stuck on their dead clan? Control sucked and closed 4+ times and was led by an inbred

  8. Why are the control members so stuck on their dead clan? Control sucked and closed 4+ times and was led by an inbred

    1. Goops Account

      Goops Account

      eop closed 5 times @JoJo LMFAO

  9. why u talking brown sticky stuff heh!!?? i will dox you and every pereson in eop just watch i swear you will see what i'm am going to do to you guys u fat loser just wait ur gonna see dildos in ur mail

    1. Pony

      Pony

      will you be paying for said dildos yourself?

  10. why u talking brown sticky stuff heh!!?? i will dox you and every pereson in eop just watch i swear you will see what i'm am going to do to you guys u fat loser just wait ur gonna see dildos in ur mail

  11. Will EOP be the first clan in pure clanning history to win a 2v1 rivalry????? post your thoughts below!

  12. Ya FI won't be leaving lobby this weekend LMFAO

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    2. Rockchewer53

      Rockchewer53

      their mouth is full of mdma in the park and on the plank

       

      but will they seek doctors help

    3. Hazardous

      Hazardous

      Nicks mouth is full of steroids

    4. Rockchewer53
  13. Ya FOE is dead lol

    1. Fatality_Abdullah

      Fatality_Abdullah

      1 prep win and they're dead? come on now your clan is dead

  14. Yea EoP wins again what the fuck else is new lmfao

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    2. Cody9204

      Cody9204

      @EoP Elder JoJo we have some nice sexy time later yes?

    3. Motoman76

      Motoman76

      deviants is some random bundle of twigsgot from nostalgia lmfa0

    4. Range Grudge
  15. Yeah my dick is rock fucking hard lmfao

    1. Bizo

      Bizo

      Moni finally climaxed before me

  16. Yep SV cancelled their trip, Fi pulled 25, and UB is still dead. Nothing new here.

    1. Pain

      Pain

      ub relying on invites from the very clan that got their database lmfao

    2. MyOverheads

      MyOverheads

      ^ the comment above is good bants

  17. Yo @Nos @holydreams please speak the fuck up lmfao

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    2. Ron Jeremy

      Ron Jeremy

      @Nos knock knock you there?

    3. Murd

      Murd

      I think they're taking antidepressants atm that loss hit them hard

    4. Sharkbrew Legend
  18. Yo Doom, Fearless dropped the tanks why dont you? https://gyazo.com/6abafbd4ad9662fbff46ad501cbb0f88

    1. Jimi
    2. Kanicus

      Kanicus

      We tried to kill this guy like x4 lol but good try

  19. YO FATALITY SPEAK UP LMFAO

  20. YO FATALITY SPEAK UP LMFAOOOOOOO

  21. Yo just join EoP before it's too late lmfao. Btw feel free to PM [EoP]JoJo to leak ur brown sticky stuffty clans locations, best prices available!

    1. Godfather

      Godfather

      how about you start by getting active, then getting c

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