It's been far too long since i've had the pleasure of addressing you all directly in a good ol' heart to heart. I've been very busy these past few months with work and school, though through it all you have persisted, never ceasing to remind me that you haven't forgotten about me, some of you attempting to contact me over 15 times a day , reaching out to one of my many mansions, and going so far as to remind me how well of a job i've been doing upholding community standards. Bravo!
Recently there's been a bit of commotion over my gang and I's latest venture where we've been running about on tanks and such having a bit of fun. A good size of my fanbase has had some colorful language about our doings and it saddens me to say that some of you feel so strongly about this action that you've been calling for my demotion! How unfortunate.
Let me make this perfectly clear: I do not give a fuck about your pissing and moaning about mains when you are incapable of restraining yourselves. We are witnessing the continual growth of the largest playerbase of Oldschool Runescape's history and yet clanning has remained at the same size playerbase(if not shrunk) throughout the past few years. Not two years ago there was such a crisis during MPC times when it became apparent that no amount of forum moderation was going to restrict user behavior. Ironically so, the very same people that supported my stance then seem incapable of upholding the standards that at one point they at least pretended to uphold, and over time we have seen the complete withdrawal of several pure communities from Sharkbrew altogether, if not outright refusal to participate on a community wide scale. What an incredible showing from you all on behalf of promoting pure clanning. Well done.
My good friend Manboob once said: "do unto others as you would have them do unto you". What words of wisdom. After all, just a few years ago, CD were an honorable pure clan way back when in 2016. 2017 saw more of the same, and i dare say 2018 is going to be FS and CD's third year in a row of excellent behavior - after all, Fearless are clearly capable of fighting without them as well.
Clans that don't bring mains have nothing to worry about from the latest and greatest of the UB gang. Perhaps we can use this moment to reflect upon what's caused us to reach this point in clanning as a community. Or not, discussion around here died a long time ago.
Yours truly,
Tyen