Whaler

Gather around by the hearth my children, this is going to be the tale of Purge Clan. A story of backstabbing, trolls, memes, and 10 dollars. It all started when I saw a bot spamming "JOIN PURGE #1 CLAN AT REVS" now like many of you, I just smoke weed all day and fill the void of my lack of accomplishments with runescape, and and so I figured fuck it might as well join people who are exactly like me. The clan was ran by Ace Krave who is apparently infamous in the pure community which I did not know. There were no applications at the time... so as a lazy shit that was golden to me. First few weeks were fine, leaders were being put in place with the likes of Jamie Buttplug, and Orchid something, but as you can see we were quite fearsome, and formidable. We did inners... 5 v 5 inners... as in literally nobody fucking came or cared because everyone only gave a shit about revs, and filling out their looting bags... I guess this is a consequence of spamming #1 Rev clan... (I guess this is why rev warriors are a non factor in anything) . We slowly got stronger... faster... better... fighting no name clans in their ghostly robes while we had Kodai Wands courtesy of our credit cards, filling our ego by stomping people who are probably on more drugs than we were, but it was great. Log on, smoke some weed with the boys, and stomp irrelevant clans. It was a beautiful 2 months...
 
Then everything changed... when Ace Krave attacked. Now begins the fall of purge courtesy of it's owner... Over these two months Ace grew weary of running the clan, which involved nothing more than yelling "CLUMP THEM CLUMP THEM CLUMP THEM" "TWO MAN EAST TWO MAN EAST"..There never were two men east.. I think he just liked saying it, (these war crys would have your younger self wondering what went wrong to get to this point). He decided to contact Fatality which are kind of the Evil Hyenas in Lion King of the pure community. He wanted to close into them in return he would get Warlord rank in Fatality, and possibly a 150m, and so it began.... the downfall... We were no longer a group of high kids scapin, but mere pawns in a greater game played by bigger losers. After this many ranks left the clan. Some like p rick went to Foe, Butt plug went to IR. A lot of people went to IR actually... but not me... I believed.. and then it came... the 10 dollars that launched a thousand ships. Ace managed to scam a defensless incel for 10 bucks and his bank, imagine paying somebody else to play the game for you...but hopefully that poor poor soul can take comfort in the fact that this final straw was the nail in the coffin to our beautiful little troll meme clan. This 10 dollar meme... ended the clan... it brought purge to a close... and what was a beautiful chill clan with 50+ in the CC is now a graveyard filled with 5  people in the CC who probably forgot they were still in the CC. Friendships were lost... good times were gone... but the memes will live on. As for me I joined a different clan... it's extremely strict... and I do miss getting high with the boys... but that is in my past... and I do not live in the past...
 
TLDR; Ace ruined everything
 
 
Fin. 
 
 
 

Ty 4 fight. Looking forward to more interesting events.

The only option left is for everyone to become mains. We will welcome you all with open arms. 

My analogy for the IR vs sup rivalry:
sup: we deviced this new weapon sir crafted, we call it a nuke! This will surely sway the rivalry in our favor.
crafted: good job men we will use it promptly in every situation
*fighting ensues, supremacy have moderate success, atleast its enough to keep them relevant.*
 
-IR + supremacy parley after the new weapon was revealed-:
titans: Crafted your ways of warfare far exceeds the code of honor
crafted: stfu retard we have the upper hand now LOLOLOLOL
 
-meanwhile at IR HQ-
Titans: supremacy has this new technology, its halting their decline. 
Zo: Might be best to put 30 points into the research tree for the development of nukes.
-weeks pass-
Xhesi: My lord Zo we have developed the nuke, not to mention, according to our Intel its far superior to sups design
Zo: excellent, we have reached a point of no return, this is our time to strike
 
*IR drops fat nuke on supremacy*
crafted: pls off guys this is really unfair

@Sauce bullied by a goblin with the worst voice in the pure community lmfaoo

lmao 'disgustinest voice in all of rs' pretty sure u talkin about spark 0000000l that fat kid sound disgust

All flaming and joking aside, EOP has some good guys, and some decent members. Lets hope Dull and others create this new clan with a non retarded attitude and its a clean slate with no bullshit tactics like they have pulled in the past.
 
Time will tell, and if need be we will close that clan too.
 
 

unbiased, GJ Sup. Nows lets see you get the FOE treatment. when you beat them like 5 more times they will just hide and claim #1 F2P.

Which team?: GMT
Nominate 1 Primary caller and 3 backups
Primary Caller: Couck
Backup: Icyb
Backup: Mustafa
Backup: Gert

@Brap l00l

Damn if eop getting the rp treatment that means eop gona end up closing foe next week nice

gz chinaman fs closed for this smh

srsly, do more gear capped preps

Misfits Meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LVls32eCk

AAO staff presents 
 
00:26 - Envy agree that AAO had 1 or 2 mains against them and that they can't compete with AAO's quality.
02:15 "Why do we bring mains bro, we always lose..."
03:30 - Hassan pleads for EOPs help
04:00 - Elmir triggers CD but now regrets it
05:20 - Hassan talks shit about his ex leader leaving him 
07:25 - "If we can close CD, we can close anyone..."

Lmao eop is so garbage. Stay easy .
Gf Apex foe will put up a better fight then those spastics 

No wonder eop posts other clans wins because they can't win their selves! Gz Apex

P2P FULL OUT ONLY
ALL THREE ROUNDS PLATEAU
JULY 22ND 3PM EST START
DO YOU ACCEPT?

Ooooh is that where you went into the same cc with pd and we joined it so your shit mainclan didn't know who to hit and left? Ahhh yes :]
 
Poorbanter or quote me if mad l000l

Ooooh is that where you went into the same cc with pd and we joined it so your shit mainclan didn't know who to hit and left? Ahhh yes :]
 
Poorbanter or quote me if mad l000l

Ooooh is that where you went into the same cc with pd and we joined it so your shit mainclan didn't know who to hit and left? Ahhh yes :]
 
Poorbanter or quote me if mad l000l

ty 

Damn you got me.
 
Also @Jordan. Weren't you going to leak audio or w/e last week? We still waiting :/