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  1. Im putting tlp back on the list blame @Panda kids to ugly to be seen around my area.

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    2. tesco

      tesco

      l000l WHY WOULD I BE UP AT 4:23AM AND CALL U WOUTER

      I CALL U WALTER U DUTCH MORON

       

       

    3. Zed_

      Zed_

      wouldn't be the first time you get sleepless nights after getting roasted again. I still don't know who either of two names are LOOOOOOOOOOOL

       

      But your name on the other hand, damn if I heard it I'd think IS is about to do their next attack.

    4. tesco

      tesco

      mfw @Zeppke obsessed with me thinks every1 whoflames him is mel0l0

  2. Yo tlp never ddosed/doxed or used mains confirmed by ex-high council @Braden who left to re-open a RSPS clan. Not to mention tlp's great community where the leadership left several times and members because of inner beef.

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    2. Axis

      Axis

      6-1 P2P preps, most active 110+ 120's thanks ur fucking garbage btw and no you cannot join sv ur quality is to fucking brown sticky stuff.

       

       

    3. Maaku

      Maaku

      Sv got bullied out of pure/main scene million times already

    4. Axis

      Axis

      Twice and both times they were fighting for #1 and they are doing better than any of you in the main scene.

       

      Damn yall suck

  3. Damn I was looking for lawn gnomes today came back with a 1,50 meter scaregrow that looks like a refugee it was extremely skinny so I added some straw to it. Can't complain it looks like smeagol's twin and these chavs are staying of my lawn. Thanks @Ash !

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    2. Zed_

      Zed_

      You seem really heated, I think I hit a nerve I'd roast you again but I'm waiting for you to say something funny.

    3. Ash

      Ash

      Who's heated lmfao the only food that's being heated is yours at the hostle you ugly homeless rat

    4. Zed_

      Zed_

      homeless? LOL you better get my dox i'm far for living on benefits wahaha unlike your refugee parents

  4. Rofl Fi,CP will slump EoP [AGAIN] and at that point its open house for SV to fucking close that cancer propaganda clan TLM. You're fucking nothing without your brown sticky stuffty alliance broccoli.

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    2. YOOITZKID

      YOOITZKID

      can we all agree on tlp is brown sticky stuff?

    3. Marko1

      Marko1

      @YOOITZKID ye tlp is brown sticky stuff

  5. yo @Duval 28 year old broccoli, we're 27-3 in preps bout to be 29-3 when we face your brown sticky stuff clan aka rage.

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    2. Aged k0

      Aged k0

      You're not 12-0 lol

    3. Dannypool

      Dannypool

      @Aged k0 GJ... You won consecutive preps when Ruin lost a massive part of their quality at their time and currently rebuilding, when Dome moved up, when envy went to xLPC... GJ

    4. Duval

      Duval

      Ouch when did father time add three years on me. :(

  6. That moment Massacre is trying to start something with Slaughter and Slaughter doesn't give a single fuck. Come'on man, stop embarrasing yourself and just move on and prep them without all the topics/flame assacre.

  7. Hey, if you're Rage I highly recommend you to change your pass daily, it seems like they give anybody who connects under the name "Slushpuppy" ACP.

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    2. Ash

      Ash

      @Salute EOP i put them both in their graves lmfao zeppke doxed by zulu in 2k15 FR0LRL0FR0LFRL0 EZZZZZ cleared again u broccoli no1 likes u

    3. trump

      trump

      I have much more edgy tweets you could of chosen js.

    4. Axis

      Axis

      WEHAHHAHAHAHAHAH @Ash YOU GOT DOXED BY FAT SCOTT WAHAHAHHAHA GIANT NOSE TURKISH REFUGEE LIVES ON FOOD STAMPS IMAGINE SQUEEKING IN 2K16 LMFAOFAO

  8. Rage got fucking stomped twice now, impact got dicked while being up 20. And tha alliance wants to fight at level 5 wild now and they still hug the ditch like their lost father is there or some brown sticky stuff.

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    2. Scrubbing

      Scrubbing

      doubt youll have a trip topic after todays beating loooooool

    3. Flex

      Flex

      doubt youll have a trip topic after todays beating loooooool

    4. Axis

      Axis

      lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo impact got fucked rage got fucked

  9. Imagine being so poor that you have to buy tracksuits online from your brother achmed in pakistan so you can rock fake adidas with your chav buddies you met over the internet and ping eachother with a blackberry @Ash wuu2 poor fuck.

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    2. you dont want these hands
    3. Axis

      Axis

      @Kim Lets make sharkbrew great again, lets remove the brown sticky stuff banter.

    4. you dont want these hands

      you dont want these hands

      brown sticky stuff banter? MFW you're in poverty in 2016 l0l

  10. up 20 on everybody wants to fight below 20 wild. Not to forget all these med levels mains, impact really does suck.

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    2. Axis

      Axis

      wanna prep tomatos

    3. Ramie

      Ramie

      hey, i know you're angry about your losses today because of Impact. feel free to pm me for advice.

    4. Axis

      Axis

      you lost go blame ddos again cus ur fukin brown sticky stuff

  11. Rage 29 24 0.547 Lost 4

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    2. Axis

      Axis

      Calls ruin lower tier > Loses to them

       

      WHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    3. Cotton Picker

      Cotton Picker

      ikr lmfao 7-1 kiss it @Niblet

    4. IAmAGuyI

      IAmAGuyI

      Calls ruin lower tier > Loses to them

       

      WHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  12. Rage had 50 bears with downsyndrom massed up and sat to 40 (min opts) that clan is just a pathetic waste of braincells.

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    2. Zeke & Friends

      Zeke & Friends

      i like you, join imperial m8

    3. Waifu Pillow

      Waifu Pillow

      didnt once sit to the 40 min spastic

    4. Fear The Beard

      Fear The Beard

      ahaah @Waifu Pillow ur clan is ez as fuck

  13. CD + IMP vs Rage + Olympus fullout, owait that will never happen because olympus and rage will confuse sharkbrew for the wilderness

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    2. Droopy

      Droopy

      sounds fun tho

    3. pam

      pam

      clan wars locked ml sure bud

    4. EV Ice

      EV Ice

      CD would run around the map like headless chickens l0l

  14. Congratulations to @Ash the only clan to ever let him in (rd) kicked him and he has broken a record of being the most blacklisted person in the clanning community. Its all facts since he has been clanless for almost two years now.

    1. ALB4NIA

      ALB4NIA

      lmfao got eem

    2. Dom

      Dom

      did u know ash tried to fake being in and related to #psych ?

    3. LongShlong

      LongShlong

      Lol @Ash sounds like a real loser

  15. @u dont want these hands wuu2 broccoli

  16. Rage trying to make status updates but they gave somebody who connected with the name slushpuppy ACP holy brown sticky stuff @Niblet suffers from edwards syndrom.

    1. Ryan..

      Ryan..

      SICK SATURDAYTRIP BRO!

    2. V2R
    3. YOOITZKID
  17. CP isn't even a clan, its a merge of the bottom tier clans attempting to compete by opts. No matter what they do, they won't last longer than 15 minutes in a fight. Just because they have to rush to the next fight before LPC trips start..

    1. Patrick

      Patrick

      Meh.. The cliche losing clan in a rivalry with the defensive flames xD.

    2. Unholydreams

      Unholydreams

      It is true though cp are known to be pretty brown sticky stuff throughout their 10 years of existence

    3. NotWeezy

      NotWeezy

      ik man cp is so brown sticky stuff 10 years of nothing omfg!!!

  18. LMFAO TLP/EOP/DOOM Broken holy sht ya'll are fucking garbage lmfao... Looks like Fi/SV won the rivarly.

    1. 33th

      33th

      sv are the rejetcs of the pure community

    2. Howl

      Howl

      yeah bro lmfao

    3. Jail`

      Jail`

      sv got gwased @ new gate

  19. mfw people promote tesco to revive a slumping clan, you want it to gain members not to leave...

    1. bigmanting

      bigmanting

      they promoted a paki mute lmao0o

    2. DNYS

      DNYS

      They'll do fine, worry about your own clan lol.

    3. Corn_husker
  20. The only rivarly CP is in is vs their own clan abouy whether going main or not. They can't even win that. Stay ez cliffhangers remb eop did this to you.

    1. Scholes

      Scholes

      poor eop man we did this to them :/

    2. Corn Husker

      Corn Husker

      lmfao poor eop ...

  21. Dear AAO, I am sorry that you lost but maybe if you would of accepted a prep vs Imperial you would of realised they use that cape for 2-3 months because to avoid clans putting on theirs. Hey that should remind you of your weekends! Sadly your leadership and members have the same brain capacity as my dead goldfish named pierce the chin and didn't go over the rules before the "MINIATURE WARFARE" started and failed to mention the rules after 3 rounds. I understand that your quality isn't that good thats why you lost 10v9 and that this was the only bracket you could signup for with your ML. But chinup you can still leave today for better, I heard other clans provide free education.

  22. Heard cp was giving out free acne cream for all their rival clans.

  23. Rofl all tlp mods banning SV for railing their horrible clan ugly bowlcut @BarrageKyle

  24. Gratz SV tlp sucks so bad they fail to crash pkri's and get cleared. Bet tlp does mandatory trips to the fountain.

    1. Rhythm

      Rhythm

      TLP slumping SV r0fl

    2. Axis

      Axis

      Lmfao tlp is gone bro

  25. @LemonPepper I broke you tomato

    1. Fatal

      Fatal

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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