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Well, you'd have like 

 

EOP - GERMANY COS NAZI'S N H8 N brown sticky stuff?

FOE - IDK CHINA?

CP - Russia - Always fking being there but never doing much, go through their stages of chain69 where they threaten to nuke everyone etc.

RD - China - Fking massers xD

Fi - Nigeria for this not tyrone geezer

Sup - Englando - BIG DOGS AND WE LIKE CRUMPETS N brown sticky stuff and loadsa paki's like @don and chavvy southerners liek chemz

TLP - Wales - IDK, They're like a brown sticky stuffty england but fuck sheep etc

Zu - Idk, lichenstein? irrelevant

LT - Ethiopia - Thirstyyyyyy

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Countries these days barely even have external conflicts and when there is a conflict its normally a coalition of nations such as the UN or the US and their allies going in on one Nation so there is no relevant comparison to be made.

 

If you were to go back to eg. WW2 there is more potential for comparison:

 

EoP - Germany - Plainly able to wreck anyone 1v1, the most aggressive tactics and strategy and most experienced warrers together with the most charismatic leaders, regularly decimates whoever stands in their way. Capable of beating nearly all the other parties combined and has a track record of doing so.

 

FO - Soviet Union - A history of being meatshields and sucking up. The Soviets originally had a non-aggression pact with the Nazi's because they knew they would get wrecked by the Germans if they fought over Europe. In the same vein, FO used to suck up to EOP and meatshield in exchange for us protecting them from MM (the FOEOP days). Eventually the Germans decided they'd just take Russia over after France and the rest of Europe gave in so easily, in the same way when FO reopened we decided we'd just annihilate as we'd already slumped Fi so easily. Russia were strong in defending their homeland because of the wintery conditions and the logistical issues of the Nazi's being spread too thin. In the same way that FO is pretty good in clan wars but are weak in the wilderness.

 

Fi - France - Were destroyed by the Nazi's with embarrassing ease and spent the rest of the war contributing nothing more than weak revolutionary action. In the same way that Fi were slumped by EoP with embarrassing ease late last year and since have done nothing but attempt to interfere with the big dogs to no avail.

 

Rd - Great Britain - Just as Britain delayed its intervention in the war as Germany rampaged through Europe, RD have had little to no influence on the action between the above 3 over the last 6 months or so despite making a lot of noise and threats. Tried to help France against Germany but France were decimated too quickly, just as RD tried to help Fi originally against EoP but Fi got slumped too quickly. Perhaps capable of making an impact but its not yet clear, but is plainly scared of Germany and will seek to leech on to whatever allies they can.

 

CP - Italy - For some reason is trying to be Germany. Does everything they can to copy Germany just as CP does everything they can to be EoP, but lack the resources and smarts to really be a superpower. Just as Italy mainly just dealt with Northern Africa in one of the least relevant conflicts of WW2, CP mainly just goes after lilguy clans.

 

TLP - Japan - Having their own side conflict away from the above. Japan were on decent terms with Germany and the Soviets as TLP is with EoP and FO (I think?), and are happy to focus on their own lil conflict. Just as Japan literally carroted China, TLP are doing so to Soup.

 

Soup - China - No leadership or organisation, dominated by a far smaller enemy (Japan/TLP) and tries to suck up to the Soviets (FO).

 

Zu - Australia - Pretty irrelevant, tries.

 

LT - Egypt - No-one cares about them yet somehow they still managed to beat Italy (as LT beat CP in a prep last month).

 

MM - United States - Not involved at the moment but the only nation that could actually beat Germany.

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Countries these days barely even have external conflicts and when there is a conflict its normally a coalition of nations such as the UN or the US and their allies going in on one Nation so there is no relevant comparison to be made.

 

If you were to go back to eg. WW2 there is more potential for comparison:

 

EoP - Germany - Plainly able to wreck anyone 1v1, the most aggressive tactics and strategy and most experienced warrers together with the most charismatic leaders, regularly decimates whoever stands in their way. Capable of beating nearly all the other parties combined and has a track record of doing so.

 

FO - Soviet Union - A history of being meatshields and sucking up. The Soviets originally had a non-aggression pact with the Nazi's because they knew they would get wrecked by the Germans if they fought over Europe. In the same vein, FO used to suck up to EOP and meatshield in exchange for us protecting them from MM (the FOEOP days). Eventually the Germans decided they'd just take Russia over after France and the rest of Europe gave in so easily, in the same way when FO reopened we decided we'd just annihilate as we'd already slumped Fi so easily. Russia were strong in defending their homeland because of the wintery conditions and the logistical issues of the Nazi's being spread too thin. In the same way that FO is pretty good in clan wars but are weak in the wilderness.

 

Fi - France - Were destroyed by the Nazi's with embarrassing ease and spent the rest of the war contributing nothing more than weak revolutionary action. In the same way that Fi were slumped by EoP with embarrassing ease late last year and since have done nothing but attempt to interfere with the big dogs to no avail.

 

Rd - Great Britain - Just as Britain delayed its intervention in the war as Germany rampaged through Europe, RD have had little to no influence on the action between the above 3 over the last 6 months or so despite making a lot of noise and threats. Tried to help France against Germany but France were decimated too quickly, just as RD tried to help Fi originally against EoP but Fi got slumped too quickly. Perhaps capable of making an impact but its not yet clear, but is plainly scared of Germany and will seek to leech on to whatever allies they can.

 

CP - Italy - For some reason is trying to be Germany. Does everything they can to copy Germany just as CP does everything they can to be EoP, but lack the resources and smarts to really be a superpower. Just as Italy mainly just dealt with Northern Africa in one of the least relevant conflicts of WW2, CP mainly just goes after lilguy clans.

 

TLP - Japan - Having their own side conflict away from the above. Japan were on decent terms with Germany and the Soviets as TLP is with EoP and FO (I think?), and are happy to focus on their own lil conflict. Just as Japan literally carroted China, TLP are doing so to Soup.

 

Soup - China - No leadership or organisation, dominated by a far smaller enemy (Japan/TLP) and tries to suck up to the Soviets (FO).

 

Zu - Australia - Pretty irrelevant, tries.

 

LT - Egypt - No-one cares about them yet somehow they still managed to beat Italy (as LT beat CP in a prep last month).

 

MM - United States - Not involved at the moment but the only nation that could actually beat Germany.

Putting clans aside your analysis of GB in WW2 is single-handedly one of the most ignorant things I've seen on here.

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