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  1. All this talk about who the number 1 LPC clan is, do people forget that Impact never lost a fight in the history of runescape?? Don't make me open Impact v19 and close you brown sticky stuffters ez pz

  2. @Hon0r XL with that 3 man in game http://i.imgur.com/E78yhoB.png

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    2. Hon0r

      Hon0r

      Ending already jail?

    3. Hon0r

      Hon0r

      got some cock sucking to do? @Jail

    4. Hon0r

      Hon0r

      got some cock sucking to do? @Jail

  3. LMFAO Rage...returning in 1 item...bless you. Thanks for the fight i guess :D?

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    2. Jail`

      Jail`

      @Whoppa i was keeping track of my kill messages, think i got like 25+ but i couldnt pin-point u:(

    3. Whoppa

      Whoppa

      I saw u returning without an ammy btw! I was looking for you lmao

    4. Jail`

      Jail`

      missclicked my def ammy in my bank to tank u nerds

  4. Ty 4 Prep Rage was fun

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    2. Duval

      Duval

      @James heard you lowered your ml so you could declare a 25v25 l0l0l0l0l

    3. James

      James

      Nah just swept all the inactive kids @Duval had 35 ruin members rearing to go today, shame you didn't accept.

    4. Duval

      Duval

      We had a 40v40 vs impact today. Gave um a +3 and smoked um 3-0 something ruin struggled to do matched. I love you @James but your clan can blow me

  5. Lmfao all LPC's got the red dick today. Hassan wuu2

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    2. trump
    3. Bud

      Bud

      xl got brown sticky stuff on, fkn irrelevant clan.

    4. Hon0r
  6. I remember when me Wadda and Kenan closed Rage and SF in a day while playing hopscotch, good times good times

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    2. gay homo fagget

      gay homo fagget

      and u bent the knee to hittin @Jail`

    3. Jail`

      Jail`

      I once bent my knee and then I proceeded to use the strength of my leg to elevate in the air and I can safely say for a second I was flying

    4. Ramie
  7. As I sit back and reflect on how I single handedly dismantled rage, sf, iv, and so many other clans all I can think about is how good my Tropical Capri Sun tastes lmao

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    2. Terror Spokesman

      Terror Spokesman

      I agree @Bud is a deformed midget

    3. Cody9204

      Cody9204

      deviants still king of 1v1s in the middle of preps

    4. Cody9204

      Cody9204

      also jails nan is a lobster and he looks like a fruit rollup

  8. Any MPC that wants pkri's late night after 9 Est for some good action message me!

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    2. Jail`

      Jail`

      ill come on IRC after my practice if ur on that? lemme know if that works for you

    3. Niblet

      Niblet

      idle in #clanrage

    4. Evade

      Evade

      ask @yung_parm he calls him self killer of clans not by actually killing clans but joining them lmfaoooooooo. ETA on cv v6 closure?

  9. I closed Rage was ez ty Rockman Win gain

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    2. Jail`

      Jail`

      I have reopened my old Club Penguin clan and that has priorities at the moment

    3. Kenan
    4. IAmAGuyI

      IAmAGuyI

      Club penguin island bad

  10. I squeeze fresh tears from brown sticky stuff clans I've closed into my lemonade as I sit back on my Throne thinking how ez it was to dismantle your clan Lmao.

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    2. Jail`

      Jail`

      Yes it is I @Tyendinaga Karate master Jail, hello @my Overheads my son, @Cubie eat brown sticky stuff, @Pikey <3

    3. Cubie

      Cubie

      @Jail` i will always love you my catpig<3

    4. Cubie

      Cubie

      wait it was capig!

  11. LMFAO PURITY. God bless you have the biggest 1 bangs

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    2. Flex

      Flex

      thanks for free loot @Brew

    3. Flex

      Flex

      @SONZ why bring mains to help lmfao

    4. purple

      purple

      can confirm, poority is brown sticky stuff

  12. Ive been personally sent hand written letters by every clan leader in runescape asking me to bring them from the depths, as much as I appreciate the kind words, its to easy for me, I personally closed 19 clans before I finished my Capri Sun. Thanks but no thanks :)

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    2. Ian

      Ian

      good old jail

    3. SkrtSkrt

      SkrtSkrt

      King Piss Jr was telling you to intro aao-rs.org

    4. Warbow

      Warbow

      Impact closed in 3 months lmfao

  13. 21:48] »Wed/08:51:13 PM« brb watching porn, i fuck your clan the same way [21:48] »Wed/08:51:51 PM« if ur watching porn, ur not fucking anything [21:48] »Wed/08:51:56 PM« so yh i'd say that's accurate lmao

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    2. Yoshi N64

      Yoshi N64

      Hey when do you think that masser clan XL will give up and close?

    3. Hon0r

      Hon0r

      When cock sucking jail stops looking for his next cock to suck and focuses on closing us...

       

      JK

       

       

      You cant close xL

    4. Flex

      Flex

      @Hon0r is dick the only thing in your mind all day broccoli?

  14. 9-0 in preps #impact

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    2. Retard Army

      Retard Army

      at least we win stuff and get brown sticky stuff done

       

      you didn't even come close to making a successful mpc in all your attempts

       

      wouldn't wanna see you attempt to make an hpc

    3. adamsugarpie

      adamsugarpie

      what happend to sd?

    4. Flex

      Flex

      LOOOL "Cleveland browns of the HPC "

  15. Thanks for action fellow clans.

  16. So everyone teams now is that the new motto? Impact only MPC to not team ezpz

  17. @Control Pker and @Hon0r and u say we bring mains? JESUS CHRIST WHAT I JUST SAW LOL control is leading on a 93 in rune. Xl has lvl 90s in rune bless america

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    2. Jail`

      Jail`

      When we hit XL they moved north, then we saw u guys who could give us a fight, but didnt realize how many lvl 80+ u guys brought with u haha

    3. Flex

      Flex

      got screenshots of SF mains

    4. Control Pker

      Control Pker

      @Flex, keep them you'll need it \

       

      @Jail, get a proper scout unit, and stop making excuses, xl took a jog around maze, until you came to save them but then again you failed l0l.

       

  18. Daily Reminder I led the greatest LPC to ever exist and brought runescape to its space boots. Care for some Lemonade?

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    2. Kanicus

      Kanicus

      Didn’t know you were leader of Ruin 

    3. White Kid
    4. Jail`

      Jail`

      @King Koer Jr How is plunging toilets for a living while I control the stock market LOL

  19. My Dream in runescape is to lead a clan with @Ace Krave @Control Pker @Singles Hon0r and Hassan and see who kills themselves first during the first rank meeting to discuss the very bright future of clan "The Impact has Excelled into a great purge are you envious" aka IEPE

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    2. Jail`

      Jail`

      Thanks thanks 

    3. Papa Bear

      Papa Bear

      I have absolutely NO idea why you tagged me in this

    4. Fs Blood

      Fs Blood

      omg its jailllll !!!

  20. Impact was the greatest clan to ever grace this game you freaks get over it

  21. June 2018, I shall awake from my slumber of lemonade sipping to decimate the pure community gl and god speed

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    2. Jail`

      Jail`

      God bless @Thimaah I knew I could count on you

    3. White Kid

      White Kid

      i will close aao again for you master.

    4. Fs Blood
  22. @Control_Pker haven't seen you on the brew since Friday when your clan got Body slammed in your own Server We all miss u

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