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Impact 2022 coming to a pixel based game near you, pm for details 

Impact was the greatest clan to ever grace this game you freaks get over it

I am a free agent accepting xLpc Contract's. Please slide into my Dm's with your best offer, me and my lawyer will review the offer and get back to you ASAP

Baby we back

Impact - 2019

Impact was the best pure clan of all time, dont @ me

Ah Yes

If you got a baby pure and you BH pk in w318 on it 50-60 cb send me a pm

June 2018, I shall awake from my slumber of lemonade sipping to decimate the pure community gl and god speed

As an Innocent bystander I watched Fs prep Envy over the weekend and I saw no1 in FS die, and saw many envy players die. Thought to win you weren't suppose to die but good tactic envy good tactics

All these low tier clans that need mains to compete, may I remind you Impact was the first generation Monk robe clan battling freaks in Adamant armor and smashing skulls. #1 Undisputed LPC of its generation to never lose a fight. Man up, wear them robes.

Just wanted to remind you lil fellas in the XLPC category that Impact never lost a fight and will forever be the greatest clan in runescape. You will forever bow down to me and my lemonade. Thanks :}

Join me on the greatest adventure you have ever been on, there will be lemonade, bitches, and all the treasure you could ever imagine. If you feel like you are brave enough...worthy enough to set out on this magnificent journey... message me, only the strong will pass the Trials. May our lord and savior @Jimi bless you along this path. Only the strong will survive.

Literally wake up in the morning, drink a glass of cold lemonade, feed my pet gorilla, and soak in the glory of how Impact was the most dominate LPC of all time.

My Dream in runescape is to lead a clan with @Ace Krave @Control Pker @Singles Hon0r and Hassan and see who kills themselves first during the first rank meeting to discuss the very bright future of clan "The Impact has Excelled into a great purge are you envious" aka IEPE

All this talk about who the number 1 LPC clan is, do people forget that Impact never lost a fight in the history of runescape?? Don't make me open Impact v19 and close you brown sticky stuffters ez pz

Just joined every pure clans teamspeak and got automatically ranked to leader in .5 seconds. The respect is strong still within the community. Thanks enjoy some lemonade.

Ive been personally sent hand written letters by every clan leader in runescape asking me to bring them from the depths, as much as I appreciate the kind words, its to easy for me, I personally closed 19 clans before I finished my Capri Sun. Thanks but no thanks

Daily Reminder I led the greatest LPC to ever exist and brought runescape to its space boots. Care for some Lemonade?

Selling my services this weekend for Lemonade Mix, recently ran out as you can tell I'm desperate. My Qualities are... Won't Return, probably will troll and bs someone I hate in your clan:)

Just drank my 8th gallon of lemonade today and it reminded me about how I pissed on the entire Xlpc/Lpc scene and became Supreme Dictator Jail lmao

I squeeze fresh tears from brown sticky stuff clans I've closed into my lemonade as I sit back on my Throne thinking how ez it was to dismantle your clan Lmao.

Legit never lost a game of Tic Tac toe just wanna know how mad everyone is lmao

As I sit back and reflect on how I single handedly dismantled rage, sf, iv, and so many other clans all I can think about is how good my Tropical Capri Sun tastes lmao

I remember when me Wadda and Kenan closed Rage and SF in a day while playing hopscotch, good times good times