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eop members like Parm got more energy writing topics like these for a clan he joined a month ago but where was all this energy when eop was on its last leg?

Foe is cyberbullying rage lmfa0

I think it's starting to sink in at rage HQ that our member quality and mentality is miles ahead of theirs. What a fucking pathetic performance from rage, nothing else to be said.

Forums | Teamspeak | Discord Saturday, May 5th: Final Ownage Elite massed up 100 elites for another historic fight where FOE broke down our competition within just 1.5 hours. Although Rage had a 2 week prep for this day, including mandatory sign ups for their clan, we were many steps ahead. Everyone knows FOE are no strangers to these high-opt long return fights and we showed exactly why. Today we outsmarted, outplayed, and outperformed our opponent in every single aspect. We proved yet again that if you want to hang with the fucking best, you need to be ready otherwise you will get put 6 feet under. After weeks of excuses, Rage convinced their clan that if they get a "matched 1v1" vs FOE they will have a chance. Within only 90 minutes, we crushed all hope. How fucking humiliating it must be to actually fall for the propaganda handed by some of the biggest low tier rookies to ever play the game. Just remember no matter what you try to do, we will do it better. (audio coming for the 5th week in a row btw can you fucking idiots do something about it). ~K2P ~PF

omfg legashit 4 clans no win lmfa0000000000000000000 trash main clan

looking very desperate indeed

If you're an alpha male join EnVy today.

Rage ranks again blaming members for their short comings. BVG and Jizzle, no one fucking believes your lies. It’s so cringe hearing so much bullshit come out of their mouth. What’s the point of being in a clan that treats you as a plus one and disrespects you despite the ranks being shit themselves. BVG lost another plus 1 today. 0_0

gfs today boys, great action!

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Ouch. Hurts to see the homies get wrecked like that but a lot of you turned into rats so you deserve it.

Gratz LY Zenith looked quite easy, Apex caught lacking too lmfao

Thanks for the great return fight Reminded me of the old days

Unfortunately people forget its a game

April 2014. A crew of bogans and a Brit made a clan with the worst name pure clanning has ever seen. What should’ve been a joke turned into one of 2014-2015’s standout clans, claiming and holding number one matched opts for over half a year. July 2015. After revitalising the lower, mid, and high level pure clan scenes our leaders got tired, they had real lives to lead. Our members didn’t have the direction they needed. We closed. Zerg Unit drifted into memory; but remained in hearts. Now, five years on, besieged by a global pandemic after some wank ate a bat in a Chinese backwater, holed up in our bedrooms as if it were 2014 again, we’re back. We’re xlpc. It’s happening. Same leaders. Same core. Same Zerg Unit. Forty Zerglings attended our prep versus Astro last night - our first event in five years. More will be coming to the next; and you could too. Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’ Get a team-32 cape. And be ready to do what Zerg Unit does best: save the scene, with style. #ZU2020. Reqs: 70- combat.

Forums | TeamSpeak | Discord For today's dominant F2P Saturday, Legacy massed up 105 Spartans to slay 60 Zenith and 50 Apex left and right like hoes. Majority of our fights consisted of slapping both these clans all around the wilderness. With our 1000 IQ movements and aggressive calls, Zenith & Apex could not manage to 1v2 Legacy today... NOT ONE BIT LMFAO. Our highlight of the day was a nice return fight against Supremacy at east bandits after we dealt with the trash earlier in the day. Zenith also lost to Fatality in clan wars right before they ended 0-6 hahaha! Gratz FI, looked easy af.

After dropping from pulls of 100 to 50 in one week it looks the Zenith experience is over. This clan led by a rank team of paedophiles, doxers, and registered sex offenders are running themself into the ground. Their audio is going to be leaked both days this week and let me tell you from hearing the saturday audio I can tell It's already over. Their ranks sound so disgustingly broken that I think LY ranks might get arrested for mass morale slaughter. I feel so rough for all the new kids who think getting punished is what clanning is. Well non the less one high rank has already informed LY staff that their rank chat is a mess and gets deleted on a daily basis because they are so concerned about it getting leaked. We are literally in your scout channel dumbo's. We dont need leaks in other clans when we can just use yours LOL, thanks for scouting every fight for us. If anyone in here can correctly guess the day they close one I will give them 50m. My guess is May 28th. Excuse will be "Quarantine is over were going back to RL", yeah back to the supermarket LOL TAKE YOUR GUESSES ON THEIR CLOSING DATE

Rage put everything possible into this F2P Saturday trip after losing both trips in EMBARRASSING fashion last week. AFTER POSTING SINGUPS MAKING A RAP SONG? TOP 3 CRINGIEST SPEACH FOE dominated Rage breaking in only 1.5 HOURS. This was by far one of the easiest fights so far in this HEAVILY one sided rivalry. We expected a challenge but were VERY disappointed: A under prepared Rage spent majority of the their trip being farmed on both theirs pures and mains. FOE truly outsmarted Rage in every way today, and the difference in the calling showed. YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER THIS IS FUCKING EASY ~ Produced by: #core + @Aquaxi

Time stamps: 00:20- [Z] Ryan knows they have no chance 01:52- [Z]Cookies crying about missing opts 02:20- HARD PANIC as LY gwas Zenith in F2P 04:00- After 30 min regroup, Zenith arent even allowed to LOG in LMFAO 05:05- Whole minute of silence in their TS, 20 mins into trip and not even a single fight LMFAO 06:00- Zenith finally decide to use their boyfriends Apex, the easy 1 v 2 begins 06:30- [Z] Abz tries to call for 15 seconds, but somehow dies when LY is still focusing Apex (who ranked this guy?) 06:53- Ryan "That was the stupidest thing ive ever seen in my life" 07:00- back to singles after being in multi for 1 min of their 20 min trip 07:49- "get a log, get a log"- Zenith have now regrouped 3 times in their trip without a single fight, they sound SO broken, User disconnecting begins 09:00- They sit on corp hill for 1 min before being forced to LOG again LMFAO (4th regroup) 09:30- "its mothers day weekend, thats why we only have 60" LOOOOOOOOOL 09:40- "This is gonna be a short trip" Cookies cant even speak, whimpering hard 10:30- "We can fuck a few kids" its true [Z] elve is a known paedophile 11:10- They try and 2 v1 again "Stay off green" , Cookies repeats the same call 40x "move east move east move east" 11:45- Zenith stay in singles while Ly Demolishes apex in multi, good choice of ally Nox 12:30- Zenith finally realise they need to help their boyfriends but quickly realise they have no change and run away again, Cookies screams over everyone but just repeats the same call 40x cause hes a shit caller LOL 13:30- Ly have lost No one, 100 on cape counter, Zenith literally have no clue how to 2 v 1 13:47- Cookies dies, Everyone CHOKES and Ryan calls "SINGLE SINGLE SINGLE" 14:10- "wheres apex" lmfao Z abandoned them in multi again holy fuck 14:48- Zenith becomes a snipe team, down to 35 on the cape counter LMFAO 15:35- Cookies repeats the same call 40x, this guy could be replaced by a jukebox LMFAO 18:15- Cookies breaks down mid trip "u guys really need to recruit"- They start talking about P2P sunday 1 hour into F2P trip LOL 22:22- Cookies tries to call but gets dominated by his own ranks, what a fucking beta LMFAO 23:00 - another 1 v 2 begins 24:10- Cookies has idea how to position and just says bow bow 24:40- "STOP TALKING" Emotional kid cookies rages at his own ranks 25:35- Count how many times this retard says "pull ur scims" LMFAO 26:10- Ly bans Zenith from wildy, that concludes their 35 min F2P TRIP LOOOOOOOOOL, back to clan wars where they have NEVER won an event (0-34 in Prep rounds)

so this rage rank [R]Edgi? rage quit trip early for "work" but was actually gone to a mma viewing party BBQ got super drunk and called me on discord? he wanted to have a honest conversation NO propaganda, and answered MANY questions!

legashit farmed for over 4 hours holy fuck it was ez LOL

STARTING ENDING

@Andre

Walked you to level 2 from ca, ur vid cuts out with us literally walking you down lmao. Keep snipe teams from using your capes. Envy #1

nice fire blast pov , haven’t see one if those in ages.

Join Envy today #1 xlpc

@Andrestfu you lesbian you're getting cyberbullied by foe you monkey apex cant save you LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You sound broken as fuck lmfao

Thanks 4 donate bvg

SPEAK THE FUCK UP ZENITH

Where the fuck is zeniths aftermath topic??? LOOOL

Zenith is completely broken. Ended within 45 minutes AND fully cleared 5 times LOL. Get fucked retards

@`Fazeshutup loser virgin. zenith suck btw. loc topic?

and yet again another winning topic from foe, really starting to feel bad for rage this ones gonna be hard to spin

rage actually thought.

you cant fucking hang Foe #1

Great fight LY

Jizzle started doxing and rage pretty much completely died l00l nice one

Isn't this post the exact kind of content that this topic is saying is very bad/unacceptable and that rot are guilty of, yet is accepted and allowed to remain present on this forum by the ranks of sharkbrew?

That's exactly what I said to your mother when she asked me if I wanted a rimjob

Strong performance as everyone expected. ~Beltholder Munqki

Another good performance form the Bears, Thanks for the fight LY.

rage btw, fo = ass.

15 years of pigeons poo frfr lmao

Excellent performance by Rage. Simply outplayed.

ALL THAT TALK FOE gfgf

OH it feels good to be a Big Strong Ass Bear! This will silence the shitters for a while.

RAGE ON MY MF CHEST SON